Katy Perry

[bouncebrigade]

I'd do handstands over a mile of hot coals just to look in her handbag.

[Vincent Vega]

I'd put up with her nagging and even do my share of the housework.

[Megadrive Man]

I saw that picture earlier and thought it was the girl out of This is England!

[Mendoza]

I saw that picture earlier and thought it was the girl out of This is England!

 

Lol

[Mathewbet1]

ive heard shes got a pongy stink box

[cochyn]

IF ever she were to find herself in Leeds, and turned those smokey eyes towards me and say "So, take me where it's hot". I'd gladly escort her (via the No. 13 bus, or even the 12) to The Garden Gate pub in Hunslet, Whereupon we'd marvel at the original majolica tilework of the bar and associated environs whilst quaffing Leeds Pale. Alternatively we'd catch the train to Huddersfield and enjoy a pint, and a piss in The Head of Steam. I'd cajole her with a cheeky game of "guess the year the urinals were grouted". If she's within a year (1931, grouting fans), I'll buy her a stout. If she's way out,  I'd plate her up against the statue of Harold Wilson whilst singing Kate Bush's "Babooshka".

[Mook]

Tartan, fantasmagorical...

[Mendoza]

[Bjornebye]

IF ever she were to find herself in Leeds, and turned those smokey eyes towards me and say "So, take me where it's hot". I'd gladly escort her (via the No. 13 bus, or even the 12) to The Garden Gate pub in Hunslet, Whereupon we'd marvel at the original majolica tilework of the bar and associated environs whilst quaffing Leeds Pale. Alternatively we'd catch the train to Huddersfield and enjoy a pint, and a piss in The Head of Steam. I'd cajole her with a cheeky game of "guess the year the urinals were grouted". If she's within a year (1931, grouting fans), I'll buy her a stout. If she's way out,  I'd plate her up against the statue of Harold Wilson whilst singing Kate Bush's "Babooshka".

 

brilliant. 

 

 

I'd let that elephant stick its trunk up my arse dry just to shove that microphone she touched down my japseye

[Red Banjo]

I'd crawl along the entire length of the great wall of China using barbed wire as kneepads, just to suck the cock of the last bloke who fucked her

[vanball]

I'd crawl along the entire length of the great wall of China using barbed wire as kneepads, just to suck the cock of the last bloke who fucked her

steady.......

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I'd crawl along the entire length of the great wall of China using barbed wire as kneepads, just to suck the cock of the last bloke who fucked her

She's nice. But not that nice.

[A Red]

I'd crawl along the entire length of the great wall of China using barbed wire as kneepads, just to suck the cock of the last bloke who fucked her

I was with you up to a point

[Carvalho Diablo]

I was with you up to a point

 

Like you've fucked Katy Perry...

[Ginny]

In the words of Bill Hicks - wrap your legs around my head and let me wear you like a feedbag nom nom nom

[Gym Beglin]

Ff

[Mook]

[bouncebrigade]

Is that just body paint?

[bouncebrigade]

Repped Mook for his 24/7 obsession with all things KP.

[Mook]

I think the sun shines out of her arse.

 

And I'd like to double check.

 

With my cock.

[bouncebrigade]

I'd prefer to have anal sex with her.

[longballs]

HD Piccy of her nip showing in a see-through dress....

 

[longballs]

And another highres one (seems they are from a couple of years ago, dunno if they have been posted in this thread yet but not noticed them myself before).

 

 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

[longballs]

Happy Birthday