Famous People Who Are 'Probably' Cunts

[Section_31]

I think a lot of stand up 'comics' are probably twats. You'd have to be seriously conceited to get the balls to do it in the first place.

[Remmie]

I think a lot of stand up 'comics' are probably twats. You'd have to be seriously conceited to get the balls to do it in the first place.

RiS had a go at being a stand up comic. Makes sense.

[Section_31]

RiS had a go at being a stand up comic. Makes sense.

 

Ha!

 

Maybe I should have said professional comics. To do that many shows in rough arse clubs, be heckled etc in the early days and keep going, probably for not much money - you must have to have an almost sociopathic belief in your own aceness.

[Acid]

Jamie T?

[VladimirIlyich]

 

Ha!

 

Maybe I should have said professional comics. To do that many shows in rough arse clubs, be heckled etc in the early days and keep going, probably for not much money - you must have to have an almost sociopathic belief in your own aceness.

 

So RiS is an Amateur now too.

 

Stop digging that hole(narf.)

[kidney]

Ricky Gervais, worra cunt

[MikeC]

Ricky Gervais, worra cunt

 

His new show does look utter gash.

[Remmie]

He seems like a nice uncle type figure but I can't shake the feeling Ray Mears would only do a little piss on you if you were on fire, certainly not enough to put it out and therefore adding piss smell to your on fire predicament without bettering your cause.

[Josef Svejk]

He seems like a nice uncle type figure but I can't shake the feeling Ray Mears would only do a little piss on you if you were on fire, certainly not enough to put it out and therefore adding piss smell to your on fire predicament without bettering your cause.

 

Is Ray Mears the fat survival guy who survives on excess body fat?

[Captain Turdseye]

Is Ray Mears the fat survival guy who survives on excess body fat?

 

No, Ray eats good meals, hog roasts, etc. He also invites all of his friends into 'the wilderness' to eat with him. Bear Grylls on the other hand, survives on insects and copious amounts of his own piss.

[Josef Svejk]

Umm...

 

[Stouffer]

I don't watch any of their programs but I imagine the hairy bikers to be grade A cunts.

 

Hairy cunts.

[Vincent Vega]

Ray Winstone - Those BET 365 ads have been pissing me off for ages and now he's crying it in about being raped by the taxman and threatening to move abroad. Well fuck off then, good luck playing those cockney gangster roles anywhere else but the UK.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Reckon Bear Grylls would be. Not intentionally mind, but he's deffo the kind of person who would hijack Abu conversation with an anecdote about his antics

[Captain Turdseye]

Umm...

 

 

See, that's what hog roasts and veal do to your waistline.

[Lee909]

Ray Winstone - Those BET 365 ads have been pissing me off for ages and now he's crying it in about being raped by the taxman and threatening to move abroad. Well fuck off then' date=' good luck playing those cockney gangster roles anywhere else but the UK.[/quote']

 

You seem unconvinced by amazing vocal displayed on the Departed

 

God he pissed me off in that

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Ray Winstone - Those BET 365 ads have been pissing me off for ages and now he's crying it in about being raped by the taxman and threatening to move abroad. Well fuck off then, good luck playing those cockney gangster roles anywhere else but the UK.

 

He's a grade A cunt, who I reckon is about as hard as a flacid penis.

 

Also throw in that he has been boasting to some students that he hasn't paid tax for 20 years.

 

Grade A Cunt

[Skidfingers McGonical]

He seems like a nice uncle type figure but I can't shake the feeling Ray Mears would only do a little piss on you if you were on fire, certainly not enough to put it out and therefore adding piss smell to your on fire predicament without bettering your cause.

 

No Rem, no. Just no. He would teach you how to survive the burns using an old Indian method. It is how he became the king of British wilderness exploration.

 

 

No, Ray eats good meals, hog roasts, etc. He also invites all of his friends into 'the wilderness' to eat with him. Bear Grylls on the other hand, survives on insects and copious amounts of his own piss.

 

Yes, Grylls, he's a proper cunt him. I reckon his name is Tarquin and his surname is really spelt Grills, and it is a double barrelled name like Tarquin Grills Young Kids in Hotel Rooms Decorated Like the Jungle The Third.

[VladimirIlyich]

 

No Rem' date=' no. Just no. He would teach you how to survive the burns using an old Indian method. It is how he became the king of British wilderness exploration.

 

Yes, Grylls, he's a proper cunt him. I reckon his name is Tarquin and his surname is really spelt Grills, and it is a double barrelled name like Tarquin Grills Young Kids in Hotel Rooms Decorated Like the Jungle The Third.[/quote']

 

His name is Edward> Ted> Teddy> Bear.

 

That is reason enough to say hes a cunt.

[Section_31]

[Skidfingers McGonical]

 

Top shout that.

[Champ]

Top shout that.

 

It might be....if I knew who she was

[Tony Moanero]

Bruce Forsyth

Ainsley Harriott

Helen Mirren

[littletedwest]

You seem unconvinced by amazing vocal displayed on the Departed

 

God he pissed me off in that

 

 

he played simpleton mechanic arnie in minder, but goes all Luvie if it's mentioned to him. despite the fact that it's better quality than most things he has been in by a mile.

[Rico1304]

Jimmy Saville

Michael Le Vell

Stuart Hall

DLT

Max Clifford

 

I don't know why but I've never warmed to any of them.