The cunting Daily Mail thread.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I saw a bloke speeding along the A13 a while back who had missed the point of the legislation. He had the hands-free thing in his ear, but he was so engrossed in his conversation that he was gesticulating wildly with both hands.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

What about those special cunts that hold the phone right in front of them rather than by their ear, as if that somehow makes a difference to the whole dynamic?

 

I once drove past a line of traffic on the opposite side being held up by a bird doing just that, whilst reversing into a tight parking space. 

[PestiRed]

I saw a bloke speeding along the A13 a while back who had missed the point of the legislation. He had the hands-free thing in his ear, but he was so engrossed in his conversation that he was gesticulating wildly with both hands.

Obviously an Italian trying to kill British families

[Tony Moanero]

My Grandand used to refer to the Daily Mail as "The Church Times" although I'm not sure why.

 

Cunt of a newspaper.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Their reaction to judges upholding the sovereignty of Parliament really is a thing to behold.  Their usual xenophobia was out in spades, naturally, but the way they threw sexism and homophobia into the mix was (almost) impressive.

[magicrat]

Yep. The ones by mine are usually scally birds on their phones. Usually in cars that they struggle to drive properly.

Whilst putting slap on and dealing with a couple of snotty kids

[cloggypop]

Fucking hell

 

[magicrat]

Fucking hell

 

 

Can't wait for my free giant map of the UK, 

[Mook]

So the one on the left is the OPENLY GAY EX OLYMPIC FENCER then.

 

Edit - sorry Jairz, just clocked the small print.

[Jairzinho]

Isn't it obvious?

[cloggypop]

It's dangerous shit

[Jairzinho]

So the one on the left is the OPENLY GAY EX OLYMPIC FENCER then.

 

Edit - sorry Jairz, just clocked the small print.

 

Ha, I didn't see that either. I was making a very, very funny joke.

[magicrat]

It's dangerous shit

 

I am sure the press complaints commission will be onto it in a jiffy

[Hades]

I can't believe Westerners mock North Korea.

[RedKnight]

Fucking hell

 

 

Nothing makes me more angry than stuff like this. If this is freedom of the press than give me iron-fisted regulation.

[Iceman]

Did the one in the middle get a hair cut? 

[moof]

The daily mail really are among the greatest cunts known to man.

[Bjornebye]

Fucking hell

 

I'd rather be a Europhile than a bigoted war mongering cunt tory shit headed fucking arse wank.

[Jairzinho]

HURRAH FOR THE BLACKSHIRTS!

[Boss]

Jairz knows the score.

 

The Daily Mail championing Fascism across Europe

 

 

The Daily Mail vilifying Jews trying to seek refuge before the holocaust

 

 

The owner of the Daily Mail with Adolf Hitler (1934)

 

 

A telegram sent to Hitler by the owner of the Daily Mail in 1938 after the annexation of the Sudetenland

 

“My dear Fuhrer everyone in England is profoundly moved by the bloodless solution to the Czechoslovakian problem. People not so much concerned with territorial readjustment as with dread of another war with its accompanying bloodbath. Frederick the Great was a great popular figure. I salute your excellency’s star which rises higher and higher.”

[Anubis]

Quite a disgraceful headline, especially as it comes at the behest of their non-dom, tax dodging owner.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Disgusting, the trouble is they'll no doubt get away with it. 

 

Divide and Conquer. 

[Em City]

Daily Mail circa 1900

 

I originally thought it said it said 'Daily Mail circa 1990.' It still didn't surprise me that much.

[ZonkoVille77]

Need to get photoshopping the Heil headline.

 

"These 3 men like foreign cheese"

"Men made love to a Hamburger"

"These wigs are foreign made"

"3 Caused the Demise of the Dodo"

"Responsible for Climate Change"

[Anubis]

Photoshoppers will probably have a field day replacing the pictures on that headline, though.