Work - Life Balance

[Champ]

I'm good thanks girl xxx

A Scouse 'girl' always repworthy

[lifetime fan]

I'm loving the birds new job, she has to go to Vegas, Paris, Dubai twice and Birmingham next year.

 

Lots of time home alone.

[Fowlers God]

I walked away from a job last week as I hated it.

I'm sure you can get your pension by DD now. You dont have to queue for it at the post office anymore.

[stringvest]

I'm sure you can get your pension by DD now. You dont have to queue for it at the post office anymore.

 

Hilarious as ever FG.  

[Total Longo]

I'm loving the birds new job, she has to go to Vegas, Paris, Dubai twice and Birmingham next year.

 

Lots of time home alone.

 

New York - Paris - Peckham.

[lifetime fan]

New York - Paris - Peckham.

I've said I'll go away with her once, and it won't be fucking Birmingham.

[Champ]

I'm loving the birds new job, she has to go to Vegas, Paris, Dubai twice and Birmingham next year.

Lots of time home alone.

You're weird

[Anubis]

I will mate - gonna take a bit of time off as there's a few things I need to get out of the way :)

You're going to try and poison the wife again?

[lifetime fan]

You're weird

Yes. But why?

[stringvest]

You're going to try and poison the wife again?

Something like that

[Champ]

I will mate - gonna take a bit of time off as there's a few things I need to get out of the way :)

  

You're going to try and poison the wife again?

It involves one woman, at least. It has to

[Stouffer]

I get up at 0400 and get home at 1800; it's fair to say that it's starting to take its toll.

[Stu Monty]

I get up at 0400 and get home at 1800; it's fair to say that it's starting to take its toll.

I did a twelve hour night shift in that constant pissing sideways rain last weekend. After getting up that morning and playing footy in the day then having no kip.

 

I imagine I looked a bit like those lads getting the SAS interrogations on that C4 show by the end of it.

 

Broken.

 

Had to really focus on the soft days in the office to remember why the fuck I do it.

[stringvest]

You boys are crazy.

[Nunavut Patrick]

I did a twelve hour night shift in that constant pissing sideways rain last weekend. After getting up that morning and playing footy in the day then having no kip.

I imagine I looked a bit like those lads getting the SAS interrogations on that C4 show by the end of it.

Broken.

Had to really focus on the soft days in the office to remember why the fuck I do it.

Does the train not have a windscreen?

[Anubis]

Does the train not have a windscreen?

 

Monty's a track man. He's on the right of this team photo.

 

 

[PestiRed]

Monty's a track man. He's on the right of this team photo.

That's definitely him. He's storing footballs in his trousers so he can have a quick game at lunchtime

[A Red]

I'm loving the birds new job, she has to go to Vegas, Paris, Dubai twice and Birmingham next year.

 

Lots of time home alone.

When choosing a woman, more important than nice tits or her ability to cook and clean is the fact that she goes away every 6 weeks or so

[lifetime fan]

When choosing a woman, more important than nice tits or her ability to cook and clean is the fact that she goes away every 6 weeks or so

Tits always come first.

 

I can always go away with work, but shit tits are shit tits.

[stringvest]

you may find this interesting...

 

 

http://idealist4ever.com/nurse-reveals-the-top-5-regrets-people-make-on-their-deathbed/

[Champ]

you may find this interesting...

 

 

http://idealist4ever.com/nurse-reveals-the-top-5-regrets-people-make-on-their-deathbed/

Or, as I've heard a few times recently, do you want to be remembered for what's on your CV or your 'epitaph' qualities?

[Nunavut Patrick]

Or, as I've heard a few times recently, do you want to be remembered for what's on your CV or your 'epitaph' qualities?

If Stu Monty goes before me i am going to buy the biggest fuck off RIP flower wreath and put it wherever his resting place may be.

 

Maybe the Rugby junction? Or a little urn masquerading as a fire extigunisher on a Pendolino? Or put inside Thomas the Tank child toy?

[stringvest]

If Stu Monty goes before me i am going to buy the biggest fuck off RIP flower wreath and put it wherever his resting place may be.

 

Maybe the Rugby junction? Or a little urn masquerading as a fire extigunisher on a Pendolino? Or put inside Thomas the Tank child toy?

 

Here lies Stu Monty.  Out of service.

[stringvest]

Or, as I've heard a few times recently, do you want to be remembered for what's on your CV or your 'epitaph' qualities?

 

Correct.  I'm thinking of becoming a life coach.  Or at least a minibus.

[Champ]

Correct.  I'm thinking of becoming a life coach. Or at least a minibus.

I imagine that could be quite pun-ishing work