Work - Life Balance

[Anubis]

What is it you do mate?

 

Pesti's suitcase.....

 

[PestiRed]

What is it you do mate?

Global lead on a new function for a large multinational. Basically I go to a region, convince the partner businesses that they need us and then help the locals build it. Done the Western Hemisphere this year, next year I do Dubai, Shanghai, India and then figure out if we need something in Subsaharan Africa and Australia. It's mostly cool, people treat me well when I travel to them - the downside is that I'm expected to work every minute of the day and that it may quite possibly put me in an early grave

[Lee909]

Changing my shifts to mon-fri now as 2 of my mates are leaving and the new supervisor wants me working with him. We get on well so i may aswell. Could be leaving soon though and so could the new supervisor as one of the blokes leaving is passing on our number to his cousin that rus security at the local courts(they are pretty much a 3 minute walk from my house). Would mean earning the same money working 8-5 that i do now working 6-6. Getting up at 7am would be a god send from the 4:30 i get up now,could even get up at 6 and do a hour in the gym first.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Global lead on a new function for a large multinational. Basically I go to a region, convince the partner businesses that they need us and then help the locals build it. Done the Western Hemisphere this year, next year I do Dubai, Shanghai, India and then figure out if we need something in Subsaharan Africa and Australia. It's mostly cool, people treat me well when I travel to them - the downside is that I'm expected to work every minute of the day and that it may quite possibly put me in an early grave

 

Well that or the condoms full of cocaine you swallowed.

[Rico1304]

Global lead on a new function for a large multinational. Basically I go to a region, convince the partner businesses that they need us and then help the locals build it. Done the Western Hemisphere this year, next year I do Dubai, Shanghai, India and then figure out if we need something in Subsaharan Africa and Australia. It's mostly cool, people treat me well when I travel to them - the downside is that I'm expected to work every minute of the day and that it may quite possibly put me in an early grave

Ha ha ha ha, if I could be arsed to find the thread...

[mattyq]

Ha ha ha ha, if I could be arsed to find the thread...

The corporate gobbledegook nonsense thread?

[Rico1304]

The corporate gobbledegook nonsense thread?

Amongst others.

[Jairzinho]

Just say it Rico!

 

Pesti is a massive hypocritical Tory cunt that should fuck off to live in the woods to eat his own shit.

[Dr Nowt]

Plot reveal of the year. Pesti is more evil than rico.

 

Don't know how this one's getting topped in the Christmas special, maybe we find out Stig and Stronts live together or something.

[Jairzinho]

This company, Pesti, it's Monsanto, isn't it?

[lifetime fan]

Plot reveal of the year. Pesti is more evil than rico.

 

Don't know how this one's getting topped in the Christmas special, maybe we find out Stig and Stronts live together or something.

Stig has a thing for pet porn, he wears a dog collar and lead with a dog tail butt plug up his arse as Stronts walks him around the front room telling him to sit, stay, roll over, tickles his belly and tells him what a good boy he's been.

[lifetime fan]

This company, Pesti, it's Monsanto, isn't it?

Nestle?

[Rico1304]

Accenture is my bet.

 

Fucking lovely, just fucking lovely.

 

Consistency kids, that's all I crave.

[Rico1304]

Stig has a thing for pet porn, he wears a dog collar and lead with a dog tail butt plug up his arse as Stronts walks him around the front room telling him to sit, stay, roll over, tickles his belly and tells him what a good boy he's been.

Same person.

[PestiRed]

None of the above. And my return to the corporate world has been recent (April)

 

Still not a Tory though

[cloggypop]

I reckon it's Lockheed Martin.

[Rico1304]

None of the above. And my return to the corporate world has been recent (April)

 

Still not a Tory though

I know, I know.

[mattyq]

None of the above. And my return to the corporate world has been recent (April)

 

Still not a Tory though

I think that when you joined whoever it is they injected you with bad middle management Aids along with the tracking device from The Matrix

[Rico1304]

What's French for denouement?

[A Red]

Global lead on a new function for a large multinational. Basically I go to a region, convince the partner businesses that they need us and then help the locals build it. 

Is that a Channel Manager?

[Rico1304]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

 

This is another reason I love the GF.

 

Ha ha ha ha ha

[stringvest]

if all the middle managers on this site were laid end to end

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wouldn't be at all surprised.

[Rico1304]

if all the middle managers on this site were laid end to end

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wouldn't be at all surprised.

Correct!!! I've been saying for fucking years. At least I'm honest (and handsome).

[PestiRed]

if all the middle managers on this site were laid end to end

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wouldn't be at all surprised.

I have no direct reports which makes me bottom of the chain. I'm thinking of forming my own Union, what with being a working class hero and all

[Elite]

I need a new career but don't have a clue where to start. I feel lost and trapped, it's not unbearable but I am sick of it.