One night stands

[Karl_b]

Example of leg new poster No.1

 

I thought Mr 88 was fairly new too but it seems he's been around quite a while.

[RedKnight]

A story etched in TLW folklore.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Perhaps Kop88 can set the template for iRat to follow.

[She Knows It]

I'm sorry I don't fall at your feet like the rest of this forum. Maybe I should try harder.

 

Chris, the reason I get on with people on here is because I'm generally nice to others, like to have a laugh and do honestly give a shit if someone's got a problem. Apart from the odd suggestive comment, which is very rare now, nobody "falls at my feet" and I like to think I'm treated no different to anyone else.

 

I talk to, and see, plenty of people off here in real life and there's nothing dubious about it whatsoever. It annoys me that you and your mates think that anyone who gives the time of day is trying to get into me. It's insulting.

 

I wasn't having a pop at you. You make me laugh often, and you write some really good stuff. But you are a grumpy bastard. You try hard to be a grumpy bastard. That's obvious for all to see, especially as everyone comments on what a top bloke you are in real life.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

You're wrong. Utterly wrong. There are hundreds of new members who have brought untold benefits to this forum, have been really funny, and have ended up becoming close friends of mine in a short space of time. It's just you. Just you. I'm not the only one who thinks this way, far from it.

 

OK then Chris, while we are laying cards on the table, as you aren't the only who has a problem with my behaviour on this site...'far from it' in your words, maybe you can either name names or those involved can speak to me about it privately, I'd be more than happy to take advice and accept it...there a goodly few people I would take lectures from on this site about conducting myself in a proper manner, but you most certainly aren't one of those people.

I'm trading no further insults, if you or anybody else has something constructive to say then I'll listen....can't say fairer than that can I? In the meantime, if you stopped responding to posts of mine in a blatantly antagonistic way and tried ignoring me, then the site would be better for both of us and everybody else...would it not?

[madstock]

I'd like to build the world a home

And furnish it with love

Grow apple trees and honey bees and snow-white turtle doves

I'd like to teach the world to sing

In perfect harmony

I'd like to hold it in my arms and keep it company

I'd like to see the world for once

All standing hand in hand

And hear them echo through the hills "Ah, peace throughout the land"

(That's the song I hear)

I'd like to teach the world to sing (that the world sings today)

In perfect harmony

I'd like to teach the world to sing

In perfect harmony

I'd like to build the world a home

And furnish it with love

Grow apple trees and honey bees and snow-white turtle doves

[Randy Marsh]

I thought Mr 88 was fairly new too but it seems he's been around quite a while.

 

Ive only really started posting regularly in the last year, now ive got loads of time on my hands. TLW will be the reason when i fail my first year at university. Thanks lads

 

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sorry, and lasses!

[madstock]

Ive only really started posting regularly in the last year, now ive got loads of time on my hands. TLW will be the reason when i fail my first year at university. Thanks lads

 

edit.

 

sorry, and lasses!

 

Surely any employer will see that the communication skills that you utilise on this forum are far more valuable than mere qualifications?

[Dirk]

Surely any employer will see that the communication skills that you utilise on this forum are far more valuable than mere qualifications?

 

Clunge monkey.

Thundercunt.

Biff.

Meff.

Cunt.

Whopper.

Beaut.

 

 

How to improve your vocabulary, The Liverpool Way.

[Randy Marsh]

Surely any employer will see that the communication skills that you utilise on this forum are far more valuable than mere qualifications?

 

I hope so mate. I wonder if theyd take the forum as a reference?

[Randy Marsh]

That Barca/Madrid story is fucking superb by the way. Love stories like that. I bet you where depressed for weeks when you got home.

[WaltonRed]

Thats almost a marathon!!! Impressive.

 

I know, it was horrible. I was fucking freezing when I got in!

[DJLJ]

4 pages of insults and not something new like "Thundercunt"? I'm disappointed.

[Stu Monty]

Chris, turn it down a notch mate. I know I have no right to say that with the way I like to be a twat sometimes but there are people more deserving of shit than PaddyBerger.

[Fink]

Ive not had that many one nighters - tehy always turn into me getting pestered and giving in and seeing them for years...not that im bitter.

 

Anyway - it reminded me of this which was a class tune back in the day.

[Fink]

I just wish youd stop using americanisms.

[Stu Monty]

I was a different animal at University to a lot of the lads there. I was never really one to go out on the pull and chat up strangers, I just used to wait until someone brought a mate out and let the wit and character stun them, before pouncing. Basically, if you brought a mate up to Uni, and she was fit, then I awoke from my slumber to feast. So I've never had that "where am I, who are you" feeling.

[RedKnight]

Are you sure the girl never said it to you, Stu?

[Stu Monty]

Thanks for the sermon, Rev Monty.

 

I knew you'd appreciate it.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Yes you were having a pop at me. In the earlier part of this thread. And I'm sorry to say, that it's hugely obvious that loads of people on the GF are overly nice to you because you're an attractive woman. You might be very nice too, but some of the fawning is pathetic and people should really get out more.

 

Don't be soft Chris, that is pathetic and not worthy of someone of your intelligence.

People are nice to and about Liz because she is a thoroughly decent human being, she takes the time out to be interested in people and their welfare. People warm to her because of those factors. I have no idea what she looks like and I've never spoken to her off site and the first time I spoke to her off forum was 2 weeks ago when she messaged me to ask how my Dad was after his operation.

You get in rucks with people and people have a pop at you because you are deliberately abrasive...thats the simple truth. You have had rows with numerous people and it always seems to be everybody elses fault to listen to you.

[aws]

Don't be soft Chris, that is pathetic and not worthy of someone of your intelligence.

People are nice to and about Liz because she is a thoroughly decent human being, she takes the time out to be interested in people and their welfare. People warm to her because of those factors. I have no idea what she looks like and I've never spoken to her off site and the first time I spoke to her off forum was 2 weeks ago when she messaged me to ask how my Dad was after his operation.

You get in rucks with people and people have a pop at you because you are deliberately abrasive...thats the simple truth. You have had rows with numerous people and it always seems to be everybody elses fault to listen to you.

 

I'm not one to get dragged into these forum battles but to be fair you kicked this one off after Chris just pulled your leg about your sexuality.

[sir roger]

Long time ago before I was married me & a mate copped off with 2 girls from Widnes & ended up getting a cab back to one of their houses ( after a discussion about the gains involved versus the cab fare involved ). Once settled , my mate went upstairs with his girl & I got involved on the downstairs couch with mine.

 

About 2 hours later I was awoken from a doze ( after a massively impressive performance obviously ) by my mate looking a bit shaken & saying we needed to get off.

 

As we cleared off he let me know the problem. He said they laid down on the bed & everything had being going fine & then the girl had then stood up by the side of the bed & started a striptease. He sat back for the performance as the shoes came off , the blouse came off , the bra came off , the trousers came off , a bit of fumbling and then her right leg came off.

 

He hadn't a clue what to do & she hadn't mentioned having a prosthetic limb. She gets back on the bed as if it was the most usual thing in the world. He'd lost the urge but not wanting her to think he was a bastard , he did the dirty deed & then again before she had finally fallen asleep.

 

We got a cab & he sat almost catatonic in the back , his only utterance being

' I thought she was a shit dancer '.

 

To add insult to injury our pooled money only got us to town & we had to walk to Walton & Croxteth respectively.

[Ted]

Long time ago before I was married me & a mate copped off with 2 girls from Widnes & ended up getting a cab back to one of their houses ( after a discussion about the gains involved versus the cab fare involved ). Once settled , my mate went upstairs with his girl & I got involved on the downstairs couch with mine.

 

About 2 hours later I was awoken from a doze ( after a massively impressive performance obviously ) by my mate looking a bit shaken & saying we needed to get off.

 

As we cleared off he let me know the problem. He said they laid down on the bed & everything had being going fine & then the girl had then stood up by the side of the bed & started a striptease. He sat back for the performance as the shoes came off , the blouse came off , the bra came off , the trousers came off , a bit of fumbling and then her right leg came off.

 

He hadn't a clue what to do & she hadn't mentioned having a prosthetic limb. She gets back on the bed as if it was the most usual thing in the world. He'd lost the urge but not wanting her to think he was a bastard , he did the dirty deed & then again before she had finally fallen asleep.

 

We got a cab & he sat almost catatonic in the back , his only utterance being

' I thought she was a shit dancer '.

 

To add insult to injury our pooled money only got us to town & we had to walk to Walton & Croxteth respectively.

 

That's trmendous.

[Section_31]

Long time ago before I was married me & a mate copped off with 2 girls from Widnes & ended up getting a cab back to one of their houses ( after a discussion about the gains involved versus the cab fare involved ). Once settled , my mate went upstairs with his girl & I got involved on the downstairs couch with mine.

 

About 2 hours later I was awoken from a doze ( after a massively impressive performance obviously ) by my mate looking a bit shaken & saying we needed to get off.

 

As we cleared off he let me know the problem. He said they laid down on the bed & everything had being going fine & then the girl had then stood up by the side of the bed & started a striptease. He sat back for the performance as the shoes came off , the blouse came off , the bra came off , the trousers came off , a bit of fumbling and then her right leg came off.

 

He hadn't a clue what to do & she hadn't mentioned having a prosthetic limb. She gets back on the bed as if it was the most usual thing in the world. He'd lost the urge but not wanting her to think he was a bastard , he did the dirty deed & then again before she had finally fallen asleep.

 

We got a cab & he sat almost catatonic in the back , his only utterance being

' I thought she was a shit dancer '.

 

To add insult to injury our pooled money only got us to town & we had to walk to Walton & Croxteth respectively.

 

That's fucking awesome, there's a film in there surely?

 

I did once bang a bird who only had three toes on each foot, she was some kind of mutant, didn't bother me though cos all her bits were in the right place.

 

Jobs a good'un.

[Elite]

Not soo much a one night stand but I met some older bird from Birkenhead and arranged to meet up in Liverpool and stay over in a B&B, I was only 18 at the time and relatively unexperienced. We get back to the hotel and theres a whip on the bed, lube and loads of condoms. Lets just I went into that night a boy and became a man. To be fair she was a top girl, who taught me a few things.

[Fink]

Your mate wasnt in a 4 piece skiffle band was he?