Local Elections 2023

[lifetime fan]

2 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Wouldn't mind something like this at the general

 

 

The lack of investment and development in Torbay and them still voting for the twats is pathetic, mind...

 

Would be fucking outstanding mate. 

[johnsusername]

Oh dear, the Daily Mail is not taking this well at all. It's 24th story waaaaaaaay down hahaha

 

 

[Bob]

9 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

I’ve been supporting my local Green Party candidate the last couple of years and this time even went as far as to don a green rosette and stand outside one of the polling stations smiling and saying hello to people when they arrived to vote.

 

Really hopeful she will get in, and that the horrible Tory woman she’s up against gets given the boot.

 

fingers crossed.

She got in. 
 

first non Tory in a millennia. 
 

Won by more than 1,000 votes.

[Captain Turdseye]

My mate is on the Town Council! He came in ahead of that Tory bitch, but unfortunately she still got in. It’s her other Tory mate that’s been bumped out. He was only a paper candidate!
 

 

 

In the district elections he lost to that bitch by 8 votes. Eight. 
 

He’s gonna be pleased he missed out on the district council with all it entails, but if he’d have knocked her off the Borough council by a vote or two I’d have died a happy man. Nine votes and she would have been toast!

 

 

 

 

Getting beaten by a paper candidate would have crushed her. 

[Creator Supreme]

Got 350 votes in the town council elections, just missed out on 1 of the seats, 10th out of 10, rubbish!

[lifetime fan]

837 lost tory seats with another 37 councils still to declare. 

 

That's going to be a fucking mammoth G&T when I get in!

[lifetime fan]

40 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My mate is on the Town Council! He came in ahead of that Tory bitch, but unfortunately she still got in. It’s her other Tory mate that’s been bumped out. He was only a paper candidate!
 

 

 

In the district elections he lost to that bitch by 8 votes. Eight. 
 

He’s gonna be pleased he missed out on the district council with all it entails, but if he’d have knocked her off the Borough council by a vote or two I’d have died a happy man. Nine votes and she would have been toast!

 

 

 

 

Getting beaten by a paper candidate would have crushed her. 

 

Rep gun has run out mate, I'll be back. 

[TD_LFC]

Why are Tories so universally punchable?

 

 

[skend04]

The Tories probably calculated that they wouldn't lose 1000 seats and put the figure out there in order to claim they overperformed once all results were in. Well, they've lost 979 councillors and there are still 17 council's to declare. Going to be a bloodbath in the next few days and weeks.

 

Edit: 1000 gone and 13 councils left to declare.

[littletedwest]

[Trumo]

We've had a Labour hold in Leicester although the Tories have made gains from the last one. The Blaby district continues to worship Nigel Lawson and remains blue.

[lifetime fan]

39 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

Please tell me that’s been fact checked and is true. 

[lifetime fan]

2 minutes ago, Trumo said:

We've had a Labour hold in Leicester although the Tories have made gains from the last one. The Blaby district continues to worship Nigel Lawson and remains blue.

Told this before. 
 

He owned a massive country pad with beautiful fruit and veg gardens near Bristol that neighboured The Players Golf Club. 
 

Carly’s Uncle Nick was a member there and took me to play a few times. 
 

The golf club were applying to expand the golf courses on land they already owned and he was spending hundreds of thousands on legal fees trying to stop it. 
 

Every time Nick and I were teeing off on the tee closest to the kitchen garden we used to deliberately fire golf balls at the green houses smashing panes of glass. As did most other members. 

[Megadrive Man]

5 hours ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Some proper racist goons in the Midlands these days holding fast on some Tory seats.  Fucking nuke it.  Brummy gobshites. 

 

Yeah it's a grim mix of Middle class Tory voters and thick as shit working class Tories. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Megadrive Man said:

 

Yeah it's a grim mix of Middle class Tory voters and thick as shit working class Tories. 

 

 

 

I understand middle class voters voting tory in tory strongholds because they don't really have much to lose but when people who haven't got a pot to piss in continue to vote for a party that would squeeze their last grain of rice out of them just because they promise not to be "woke lefties who will let the boats invade" just blows my mind. Stupid thick ignorant racist cunts. 

[House of Dirk]

8 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

I'd have launched table 10 at the fucking cunt 

A Dudley Boyz 3D through the table would do it

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, House of Dirk said:

A Dudley Boyz 3D through the table would do it

 

Out of rep but I thought about it this evening and an industrial meat grinder seems like the right choice 

[Megadrive Man]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

I understand middle class voters voting tory in tory strongholds because they don't really have much to lose but when people who haven't got a pot to piss in continue to vote for a party that would squeeze their last grain of rice out of them just because they promise not to be "woke lefties who will let the boats invade" just blows my mind. Stupid thick ignorant racist cunts. 

 

It's Stockholm syndrome.

 

I still regularly hear people saying things like 'don't want Labour getting in, council tax will go up' despite the fact its gone up by 5% in most areas this year under the tories.

 

There's too many delusional people down here that would seemingly vote tory under any circumstances. 

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Megadrive Man said:

 

It's Stockholm syndrome.

 

I still regularly hear people saying things like 'don't want Labour getting in, council tax will go up' despite the fact its gone up by 5% in most areas this year under the tories.

 

There's too many delusional people down here that would seemingly vote tory under any circumstances. 

 

Thick fuckers who live in right wing echo chambers. 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

The British public have roundly thanked the Tories for getting Brexit done. 

[polymerpunkah]

And getting done by Brexit.

[Rushies tash]

Maybe the memo wasn't got by BBC London who, despite a disastrous night for the Tories, seemed to want to focus on Slough - who went from Labour to no overall control. This was being painted as some kind of success for the Tories.

[skend04]

8 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

Maybe the memo wasn't got by BBC London who, despite a disastrous night for the Tories, seemed to want to focus on Slough - who went from Labour to no overall control. This was being painted as some kind of success for the Tories.

 

That council has a £100m black hole in it's finances. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Oh my word. My bird has just come into the living room and picked up the the election flyers I’ve had on the coffee table. She switched the big light on and started taking pictures of the Tory leaflet. 
 

She’s only gone on Facebook and seen my nemesis (SNIDE FUCKING BITCH) on the local chats leaving different comments suggesting that people ought to challenge these new Labour councillors to deliver on their election promises. Now Mrs Turdseye is all over her records and election promises on her leaflets. 
 

It’s best for everyone if I stay out of it. I would  rip her to pieces and get blocked within minutes, and I suspect the same thing is about to happen to Mrs Turdseye, only with less abusive language. 

[Captain Turdseye]

She got (narrowly) elected to both councils and she’s still on Facebook at this time of night with nothing but bitterness to offer. 
 

Fucking horrible woman.