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I used to live in Seaforth and as you can imagine the place is chocker with grass graffiti. 

 

One that always stuck in my memory was when somebody signed on the wall below one of those grim flats in the precinct, but it was in enormous block capitals with bright yellow paint 

 

"***** IS A POLICE INFORMER." with a giant arrow pointing up towards his window  

 

It was quickly cleaned up but for some reason they didn't bother getting rid of the arrow. A week later it had been tagged again, but with "HANDBAG ROBBER. KEN ROBBER" 

 

Handbag robber was already taken

 

 

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55 minutes ago, Ken Robber said:

I used to live in Seaforth and as you can imagine the place is chocker with grass graffiti. 

 

One that always stuck in my memory was when somebody signed on the wall below one of those grim flats in the precinct, but it was in enormous block capitals with bright yellow paint 

 

"***** IS A POLICE INFORMER." with a giant arrow pointing up towards his window  

 

It was quickly cleaned up but for some reason they didn't bother getting rid of the arrow. A week later it had been tagged again, but with "HANDBAG ROBBER. KEN ROBBER" 

 

Handbag robber was already taken

 

 

Near the place where I used to live was a small row of shops.

 

One Sunday morning I was taking a stroll there for a paper and the shutters were down on all of them apart from the paper shop. I'll never forget a class bit of graffiti sprayed across those shutters in black paint, 4 foot high...

 

"****** SUCKS BARRYMORES COCK"

 

I bet ****** must've been so proud

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42 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Near the place where I used to live was a small row of shops.

 

One Sunday morning I was taking a stroll there for a paper and the shutters were down on all of them apart from the paper shop. I'll never forget a class bit of graffiti sprayed across those shutters in black paint, 4 foot high...

 

"****** SUCKS BARRYMORES COCK"

 

I bet ****** must've been so proud

That's something I miss about living in rough areas. I live in Aigburth now and as far as I'm aware it doesn't have any obvious local nutcases. Although somebody's tagged the street sign on Aigburth vale so it now says "Aigcunts"

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The only graffiti near me is someones sprayed 2Pac on a wall next to the community centre on Eaton Rd North. No grasses or awite nosh heads round here. 

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One of my mates used Remmie as an insult as in the dribblechin serving you at McDonald's being a Remmie no stars. 

 

When I signed up 20 fucking years ago, I was mildly obsessed by the term. In a previous incarnation I had been known as Fixer of shut up juice, based on a quip from The Rock. 

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3 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Man knock out horse with one punch. He in jail now.


I’ve never put that together before now. I’ll never read your username the same ever again and I might even start reading your posts. 

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3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:


I’ve never put that together before now. I’ll never read your username the same ever again and I might even start reading your posts. 

Yep, can't quite believe it 

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1 hour ago, Ken Robber said:

That's something I miss about living in rough areas. I live in Aigburth now and as far as I'm aware it doesn't have any obvious local nutcases. Although somebody's tagged the street sign on Aigburth vale so it now says "Aigcunts"

I live in Aigburth and someone had graffitied the sign in Festival Gardens with ‘Mosley Hill snobs’ for some reason. Made me laugh, despite the clear geographical ignorance on display.

 

Here’s a nice Monday evening tune

 

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47 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Man knock out horse with one punch. He in jail now.

Haha, fucking hell, it's there, staring us in the face! I have never read it like that.

 

Alan Turing would be amazed you cryptic bastard.

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5 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

I live in Aigburth and someone had graffitied the sign in Festival Gardens with ‘Mosley Hill snobs’ for some reason. Made me laugh, despite the clear geographical ignorance on display.

 

Here’s a nice Monday evening tune

 

 

 

 

Haha! I remember that but it was well before I lived round there 

 

Didn't it originally say "Mossley Hill posh twats"?

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4 minutes ago, Ken Robber said:

Haha! I remember that but it was well before I lived round there 

 

Didn't it originally say "Mossley Hill posh twats"?

That’s right it was, and much funnier haha

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