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    Floating around somewhere in the North Atlantic

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  1. Ken Robber

    Instant cunt identifiers

    Same should be said about T shirts with slogans/catchphrases on them. See that shite absolutely everywhere in the states
  2. Ken Robber

    Instant cunt identifiers

    Socks with flip flops is proper yewtree behaviour
  3. Ken Robber

    Getting Old

    Turned 26 last week. Not arsed (yet) about ageing but having a receding hairline without being able to grow a beard is a ballache. Proper Benjamin Button head
  4. Ken Robber

    Dog Pics

    Had some grim news from back home that my dog may need to be put to sleep due to muscle failure that's came from old age. I gave my consent because it's not fair on her to be doped up all the time on painkillers, plus she's 13 next month so that's a belter life span for any dog, especially considering she was rescued as a puppy. Some photos of her taken in a groomers last year
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    Instant cunt identifiers

    If I could rep I would But I am a membershipless meff Heavy
  6. Ken Robber

    Instant cunt identifiers

    I share my cabin with one of the soloist musicians on the ship. They are without a doubt the laziest fucking people working here so having to share a cabin with one is infuriating. Guy literally works 4 hours a day then complains he spends too much time on the ship and wants a vessel transfer. Meanwhile I'm up at 7AM every morning and clocking out at 11PM, he's sat on his fat arse in the cabin wanking and watching Star Wars all day Makes me wanna vote Tory so hard I snap the pencil ticking the ballot box.
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    I've struggled with depression since I was 13. I find its triggered mostly by situational circumstances as opposed to a chemical imbalance. As long as I keep active, busy and engaged with hobbies it usually keeps the wolf from the door
  8. Ken Robber

    Going Out, Getting Older Question.

    Cozumel, Mexico is a great time. Loads of good bars (you can smoke inside), restaurants and girls with boss arses. Its also surprisingly safe and cheap as fuck
  9. Ken Robber

    The world of a woman.

    Women on ships are from a whole other planet. There's a British girl here who works on the youth staff. She was doing that thing when someone fancies you by trying to be subtle by finding opportunities to be around you when they can. So it's usually when I'm hosting an activity, doing the safety briefing and crowd control she just happens to be there and talking to me. She tells me she's got a boyfriend who works on a different ship but hasn't seen him in 7 months. I made sure she knew my thoughts on long distance relationships by having a few drinks in the crew bar the next night and necking her outside my cabin. Still hangs out with me like nothing happened, but now she keeps talking about her boyfriend and mentioning he's coming on the ship as a guest to cruise in two weeks. Someone's gonna end up being launched overboard.
  10. Ken Robber

    Have a rant thread

    Nice one mate Well I actually went out with her two weeks ago. Went to a Mexican gaff off Hanover street (think it's called Wahaca) and then sat off in concert square with one of those big shisha pipes. Was a sound little night but it was deffo a reminder that I'm better suited to a life working and living on land. Can't be getting attached to people and then getting off for half the year
  11. Ken Robber

    Have a rant thread

    Thanks man It's all sorted now thankfully. The medicals being sent to me Express so I'll have it before 9 in the morning. Then i fly out of Manchester to New York, then on to Miami in the afternoon. Works out better that, the thought of having to get a 12 hour flight to Florida and then having to deal with customs sounds like the worst pain in the arse. Access to the internet on ships costs wedge and the connections usually rubbish but I'll try and remember to share stories here when I have the chance. Drunk Americans on budget holidays may as well be from another planet.
  12. Ken Robber

    Have a rant thread

    He emailed me back just now and explained that his secretary had sent me an email asking for the address to post it to. I didnt see it because she'd emailed me off a different email address so it had ended up in my junk folder. Horrible day this. I'm pissed off at them for not bothering to ring me about it. I even rang the main desk on Monday asking where it was so that would have been a perfect opportunity to mention that they'd sent an email. But I'm also pissed off and embarrassed for having this happen in the first place, especially when I could have avoided this the whole time but didn't realise. Feel like crawling into a hole. And nah cause she's been off sick from work for a few days. Known her for years though so I trust shes not lying like.
  13. Ken Robber

    Have a rant thread

    Mentioned my doctor taking the piss sending me my fit for duty medical previously in this thread. It was meant to arrive two days ago by recorded delivery. Still isn't here, so I've had no choice but to have my flight cancelled for tomorrow to join the ship. I'm not fired but there's two possible outcomes. The first is they send me there next week, but only if the staff member I'm replacing agree's to stay on board for an extra week when they've already worked six months straight with no days off. The other is they'll send me to another ship but that won't be til July. Any numbers for heroin there mate?
  14. Ken Robber

    Real life amnesty thread

    Negging in the amnesty thread? Gay.
  15. Ken Robber

    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    The internet's sound if you're just buying trackies to work out/spill your dinner on. Wouldn't advise it if you need anything you need to make sure you try on first (Jean's etc)