Keir Starmer

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Its been very entertaining. Particularly the conspiracy theory that renewing Durham Chief Cons contract last month was a pay-off by the Labour Police Commissioner. They’re losing their heads over it.

It’s like we’ve got our own bunch of Republican nut jobs. Weirdos. 
 

Hearing Dorries is considering running. That’ll get ‘em fired up. 

[Anubis]

1 minute ago, Hank Moody said:

Hearing Dorries is considering running. That’ll get ‘em fired up. 

Make it so.

 

 

[Harry's Lad]

4 minutes ago, Hank Moody said:

It’s like we’ve got our own bunch of Republican nut jobs. Weirdos. 
 

Hearing Dorries is considering running. That’ll get ‘em fired up. 

Dorries? Haha, please make it so. She doesn't stand a cat in hells chance but fuck me, the comedy value alone would be something to behold.

[Barrington Womble]

1 minute ago, Harry's Lad said:

Dorries? Haha, please make it so. She doesn't stand a cat in hells chance but fuck me, the comedy value alone would be something to behold.

She might grab the cult vote. Imagine if she won, it would be glorious. 

[magicrat]

2 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

She might grab the cunt vote. Imagine if she won, it would be glorious. 

fixed

[sir roger]

Maybe the 1922 committee are looking to add eating kangaroo bollocks to the nomination process.

[Anubis]

I reckon Boris would throw his weight behind Dorries knowing he could control her, like a baggy Rasputin with his Tsarina.

[sir roger]

7 minutes ago, Anubis said:

I reckon Boris would throw his weight behind Dorries

I imagine he already has

[Barrington Womble]

Preston said on ITV earlier he thinks they'll need 20 backers to get on the 1dt ballot, so while there might appear to be loads of runners now, it's likely to be down to 6 or 7 when they start hustings. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

13 minutes ago, sir roger said:

I imagine he already has

I just sicked up a bit.

[Scooby Dudek]

It's the hope that kills you 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: this is in relation to Starmer winning a general election and not, NOT the thought of Johnson and Dorris going at it

[No2]

13 hours ago, Hank Moody said:

 

I've said for a very long time that he knows what he's at. Sit back and let the tories eat themselves. He really hasn't had to do much more than that. Stay out of trouble within his own party and be ready when the inevitable happens. Its nearly time now, next step is allow the various tory candidates destroy each other over Brexit policy. That's still the huge elephant in the room, there is nearly no point in winning before that's resolved. This was a starting point and he was on the front foot and came across really well. Dictating who is asking questions and when he ends his answer. That's the exact opposite of his usual scenario he faces. Honesty and competence will be hugely important in the coming weeks. Let the red wall see the traitors in action for 6 weeks and just keep being prime ministerial when the opportunity arises. The country will be ready for someone serious. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

15 minutes ago, No2 said:

I've said for a very long time that he knows what he's at. Sit back and let the tories eat themselves. He really hasn't had to do much more than that. Stay out of trouble within his own party and be ready when the inevitable happens. Its nearly time now, next step is allow the various tory candidates destroy each other over Brexit policy. That's still the huge elephant in the room, there is nearly no point in winning before that's resolved. This was a starting point and he was on the front foot and came across really well. Dictating who is asking questions and when he ends his answer. That's the exact opposite of his usual scenario he faces. Honesty and competence will be hugely important in the coming weeks. Let the red wall see the traitors in action for 6 weeks and just keep being prime ministerial when the opportunity arises. The country will be ready for someone serious. 

Yeah, there’s actually been a few times where he has had this same format and comes across very well. There is something calmer and more assured about him now though. That’s the first time I’ve heard him talk about what he will do when he is PM in a way that I both believe it and think that he believes it. 

[No2]

58 minutes ago, Hank Moody said:

Yeah, there’s actually been a few times where he has had this same format and comes across very well. There is something calmer and more assured about him now though. That’s the first time I’ve heard him talk about what he will do when he is PM in a way that I both believe it and think that he believes it. 

It must be so infuriating to have a moron just ignore your question week after week and get away with it. Keeping calm for so long is a great sign.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, No2 said:

It must be so infuriating to have a moron just ignore your question week after week and get away with it. Keeping calm for so long is a great sign.

It's unreal how Johnson gets away with it. I don't think that the new PM will be able to get away with it quite so easy. I can tell you from personal experience, having a moron ignore your questions is quite infuriating. 

[No2]

1 minute ago, Hank Moody said:

It's unreal how Johnson gets away with it. I don't think that the new PM will be able to get away with it quite so easy. I can tell you from personal experience, having a moron ignore your questions is quite infuriating. 

Get a divorce. 

 

Sorry you mean Gnasher???

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, No2 said:

Get a divorce. 

 

Sorry you mean Gnasher???

That's the one.

[Gnasher]

27 minutes ago, Hank Moody said:

That's the one.

Ah the lads.

[Gnasher]

33 minutes ago, No2 said:

Get a divorce. 

 

Sorry you mean Gnasher???

Fuck off posh boy.

[Trumo]

14 hours ago, Scooby Dudek said:

...NOT the thought of Johnson and Dorris going at it

 

That won't start off at all like True Lies.

 

[Gnasher]

32 minutes ago, Hank Moody said:

That's the one.

This site has a ignore button, it can cure those infuriation issues. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Gnasher said:

This site has a ignore button, it can cure those infuriation issues. 

I'm aware of the functionality, thanks. I prefer to know when somebody is 'pulling a Johnson' and avoiding questions and telling porkies. 

[Gnasher]

Just now, Hank Moody said:

I'm aware of the functionality, thanks. I prefer to know when somebody is 'pulling a Johnson' and avoiding questions and telling porkies. 

 

Oh do you now? Sounds very pompous but whatever flouts your boat. 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Gnasher said:

 

Oh do you now? Sounds very pompous but whatever flouts your boat. 

 

What's pompous about preferring to know when somebody is avoiding questions and telling porkies. That makes no sense? 

[Gnasher]

4 minutes ago, Hank Moody said:

What's pompous about preferring to know when somebody is avoiding questions and telling porkies. That makes no sense? 

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