Captain Turdseye - Welcome To Liverpool You Woolyback Cunt

[Anubis]

Happy now, CT?

[Captain Turdseye]

Over the moon, mate. 

 

Lean pictures will be up shortly. 

[Bjornebye]

hahahaha 

[Elite]

I won't believe it until I see him leaning 

[Lee909]

He can go in the summer

[Lee909]

Replacing Sturridge as the sick note? 

[Lee909]

Great, another unflushable turd 

[moof]

I support Captain Turdseye FC

[Babb'sBurstNad]

"Captain?"

 

[Dr Nowt]

The Turdseye Shake will piss all over the Torres Bounce.

[Guest]

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

He hasn't had fish fingers since he pulled in The Ferry Boat in 1998

[manwiththestick]

20 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

He hasn't had fish fingers since he pulled in The Ferry Boat in 1998

Grim that place, even for a Wetherspoons. Only beaten for grimness by the wine bar next door.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, manwiththestick said:

Grim that place, even for a Wetherspoons. Only beaten for grimness by the wine bar next door.

 

Is that still going? Fucking hell. 

[manwiththestick]

Walked past it on Saturday night, it is truly a sight to behold. Never been in there mind.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Let the cunt rot in the reserves.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

Walked past it on Saturday night, it is truly a sight to behold. Never been in there mind.

 

I used to go in there sometimes when I was in my late teens. We’d start with a breakfast in Wetherspoons, have one or two in the wine bar where you could buy/take drugs openly at half ten in the morning and then slowly work our way pub by pub back up to the Welly or the Dev in Dukesfield. If the drugs were good and we didn’t end up back at someone’s house we’d sometimes end up back down at Reno’s or the Royal in time to watch people glassing each other at 3am for the right to take a chubster home to Murdishaw in a taxi. 

 

I was a bad knobhead, certainly, but in many ways they were simpler times. 

[TheHowieLama]

Arrived in the Turdcopter

[manwiththestick]

17 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

I used to go in there sometimes when I was in my late teens. We’d start with a breakfast in Wetherspoons, have one or two in the wine bar where you could buy/take drugs openly at half ten in the morning and then slowly work our way pub by pub back up to the Welly or the Dev in Dukesfield. If the drugs were good and we didn’t end up back at someone’s house we’d sometimes end up back down at Reno’s or the Royal in time to watch people glassing each other at 3am for the right to take a chubster home to Murdishaw in a taxi. 

 

I was a bad knobhead, certainly, but in many ways they were simpler times. 

There's a boss micro brewery/pub called Society by the Dev, great little place that does excellent selection of beers and great food and live music/vinyl nights. 

 

The only place in Runcorn worth going to but it will soon get overrun with dickheads.

[Captain Turdseye]

4 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

There's a boss micro brewery/pub called Society by the Dev, great little place that does excellent selection of beers and great food and live music/vinyl nights. 

 

The only place in Runcorn worth going to but it will soon get overrun with dickheads.

 

I’ve seen that on Facebook. Right under the arches? That’s where I grew up. That place wouldn’t have stood a chance 10-15 years ago but it seems even Runcorn has hipsters now. 

[Anubis]

This place?

 

https://societyltd.co.uk/welcome/

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Anubis The Jackal said:

This place?

 

https://societyltd.co.uk/welcome/

 

Cajun Shrimp Tacos. In Runcorn. The world is changing at such a rapid pace. 

[Remmie]

Nivea are fuming this signing was not approved by them, but new vape marketing opportunities could worth twelfty billion a year.