Rita Ora

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Had her Doppleganger try and jump in my taxi home with me, the chancer. Obviously I sent her away in her own taxi, the fucking scruff.

 

Then I banged Kelly Brookes head off and she told me that I had the most biggest willy she had ever seen, and she used to work with horses.

[Dr Nowt]

Had her Doppleganger try and jump in my taxi home with me, the chancer. Obviously I sent her away in her own taxi, the fucking scruff.

 

Then I banged Kelly Brookes head off and she told me that I had the most biggest willy she had ever seen, and she used to work with horses.

 

Ridiculous post.

 

It's Brook.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Had her Doppleganger try and jump in my taxi home with me, the chancer. Obviously I sent her away in her own taxi, the fucking scruff.

Then I banged Kelly Brookes head off and she told me that I had the most biggest willy she had ever seen, and she used to work with horses.

Cannot be true, she went out with Billy Zane so she's had a bigger dick.

[ZonkoVille77]

Seen better legs on a table.

[Ginny]

Seen better legs on a table.

What table and where!? I want to rim it

[Josef Svejk]

Given that Rita Ora and Katy Perry have both had relationships with women in the past, there is nothing "faux" about it. I'm sure you're not arguing that women shouldn't write songs about previous relationships, so goodness knows what your point is.

Deary me.

[Ginny]

I’d smoke her tail pipe

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I'd carry her shopping around all day like a pathetic gimp, just to see a Polaroid of her kettle.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I’d smoke her tail pipe

I'd put a banana in her tailpipe.

[Bjornebye]

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I'd seek consent from her

[Bjornebye]

Looks like an invite to all that

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

shit the bed!

I'd let her

[Ginny]

I’d have my todger out in a flash

[Guest]

Nice trainees

[Jim Lahey]

What table and where!? I want to rim it

[Stickman]

 

 

 

 

 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I want to ask her who her favourite ninja turtle is.

[bigthrusts]

[Section_31]

Would love to introduce the Kosovan minx to my blue helmet.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

[The Acolyte]

[The Acolyte]

Whatever her generic mix it needs copying.

Someone give the umbrella corporation a call

[skend04]

Whatever her generic mix it needs copying.

Someone give the umbrella corporation a call

Albanian heritage. Same as Dua Lipa. I'm booking flights to Albania right now.

[Jairzinho]

Albanian heritage. Same as Dua Lipa. I'm booking flights to Albania right now.

 

I recommend not doing that.