Rita Ora

[Baltar 809]

Don't know much about her singing or presenting skills but she has got a cracking pair on her.

 

 

[Dougie Do'ins 9,686]

Don't know much about her singing or presenting skills but she has got a cracking pair on her.

 

 

 

She most certainly has. And a bit of meat on the bone too. What's not to like ? Maybe the twattoos.

[Rick Sanchez C-137 5,157]

She's a shit cunt and annoying as fuck but I'd set up camp for years in her back yard just to sift through her bin and lick her empty soup tins.

[Mook 17,271]

Worth pointing out that she has 10/10 legs as well.

 

Unfortunately like most women these days, she's decided to ruin it by fucking painting all over herself.

[moof 5,671]

She's ace alright

[Spy Bee 3,340]

She is dope dope dope dope dope. DOPE.

[Hand Shandy 2,469]

Exceptionally irritating, but obviously would until she asked me to stop.

[Dr Nowt 23,909]

My mate saw her on the telly at mine and quietly said to himself "Rita, I'd love to give you thrush."

[KMD7 7,189]

She's lovely

[Hand Shandy 2,469]

 

 

 

 

[Dougie Do'ins 9,686]

Keeping it festive.

 

http://advent.thelovemagazine.co.uk/2015/day/12

 

The other days aren't bad either.

[Hand Shandy 2,469]

Merry fucking Xmas!!!

[Bjornebye 24,833]

If she had crabs id rub her pubes on my arsehole

[chrisbonnie 868]

I have no idea what she sings like, but she comes across as a fairly down to earth person. And those tits are fucking awesome!

[Boss 7,431]

Are the tits real?

[Kant 261]

I have no idea what she sings like, but she comes across as a fairly down to earth person. And those tits are fucking awesome!

Sorry negged in error. Can somebody please rectify?

[chrisbonnie 868]

Are the tits real?

I'd like to let my willy find out.

 

Although some do gooders call that "indecent assault"

[Rushies tash 1,691]

 

Yeah, I would. So would the missus.

[chris71 682]

Sorry negged in error. Can somebody please rectify?

Done.

[Spy Bee 3,340]

She's 25. Why is she called Rita?

[Vincent Vega 3,536]

She's 25. Why is she called Rita?

She was born in Pristina in Kosovo which is unofficially part of Albania where Norman Wisdom is still seen as a modern day star. They probably see Rita Hayward as a modern day movie star.

 

She is magnificent, I used to occasionally look in on X Factor to blimp Tweedy, but she decided to twattoo her arse and become anorexic so I fucked it off, but this year they decided to bring Ora in and my Saturday and Sunday night stiffy returned with a vengeance.

[Scott_M 5,121]

She's a bit of a bad slag apparently.

[ZonkoVille77 5,440]

I'd bury the ZonkoConda into her like a fucking cruise missile. Then I'd duly shit on her head cos she's a hideous cuntbag

[TheHowieLama 10,721]

Looks like a Shakira cover band front

[Dr Nowt 23,909]

She's a bit of a bad slag apparently.

 

Not all bad then.