James Milner is....

[dockers_strike]

Necking a couple of pints of Ribena. He will have the squirts tomorrow.

[WhiskeyJar]

...missing!

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Saving his old legs and washing his cape for his final performance of 'Big Games James' this season.

[alles ist gut]

And ironing the cape

[Guest]

And ironing the cape

Do Superheroes have to wash and iron their outfits? 

 

Interesting question.

[stringvest]

Milner will be in the team for the final.  And he will be one of the best players on the day.  I'm hoping our best player is one of our attackers after scoring a hat trick, but you just know Milner will be the force in that midfield, attacking and defending.  He's a winner.

[TheHowieLama]

...revving up his engine.

[cloggypop]

Do Superheroes have to wash and iron their outfits?

 

Interesting question.

Taking it the laundrette for a service wash would take away the mystery.

[TheHowieLama]

...very disappointed.

[Section_31]

To be fair James Milner was never going to be the difference in a European cup final against Real Madrid. In fact just typing the words makes my lower lip wobble. Fucking hell.

[stringvest]

No, but he stood up to be counted. Two more of him in midfield would have been a massive improvement

[Dicko]

No, but he stood up to be counted. Two more of him in midfield would have been a massive improvement

Agreed.

[Section_31]

No, but he stood up to be counted. Two more of him in midfield would have been a massive improvement

Doubt it to be honest. Workrate and commitment are things which always get talked about when players have no real ability, it's like when people call fat birds bubbly.

[stringvest]

Doubt it to be honest. Workrate and commitment are things which always get talked about when players have no real ability, it's like when people call fat birds bubbly.

Unfair. But even so, when the other two offer nothing, then surely it has to be an improvement?

[TheDrowningMan]

...a decent player to have in your squad.

[waddy78]

......Probably our best midfielder at this time, sad isn't it.

[Grinch]

Whoever our best midfielder is, he isn't very good.

[VladimirIlyich]

.....way past his best but capable of doing a job. Milner and Henderson cannot play together without another high energy midfielder in the line up. Hopefully Keita will sort this out. We need more bodies than just him though.

[Dicko]

Keep Milner at the club at all costs.

But Chamberlain when fit and Keita should be first choice next season.

[VladimirIlyich]

Keep Milner at the club at all costs.

But Chamberlain when fit and Keita should be first choice next season.

With such a small squad we can't afford to lose anybody at all,we need to be adding to what we have.

[Elite]

Keep Milner at the club at all costs.

But Chamberlain when fit and Keita should be first choice next season.

I'd keep him until he retires and offer him a coaching role. Class act.

[TheHowieLama]

...holding the door open for an elderly couple

[BCM]

I'd keep him until he retires and offer him a coaching role. Class act.

Agree 100%

[VladimirIlyich]

I'd keep him until he retires and offer him a coaching role. Class act.

Not saying Milner isn't a great lad or a top footballer but just handing coaching roles to ex players is why English coaches are generally so shite. I mean,who'd have given a job to a washed up ex Mainz footballer from a small town in the Black Forest?

[Anubis]

Matthew Ordish

@MattOrdish

 

James Milner is an absolute machine. Beat everyone in the lactate threshold test today at Melwood. Naby dropped out with one more level to go. Lallana and Milner last two standing. Milner the only man left running laps at 24KMH. Tank.

 

9:33 PM - Jul 2, 2018