stress

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Lad who got his benefits stopped for being 0.00003 seconds late for an interview went and got one of those dog shit bins you see in parks, took it to his local Job Centre and poured the whole lot on the floor at reception. 10kg of the stuff apparently.

 

Haha. Fair play to him.

[Bobby Hundreds]

You can't plough a field by turning it over in your mind. Address the stress or just  sit in your room crying to boyz to men songs. I once felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes and then I met a man who had no feet.... but he did have shoes on his false feet so I twatted him and took his shoes. Believe and achieve.  

[Anubis]

Friedrich Nietzsche over here.

Nietzsche? I was going to go with knobhead.

[Anubis]

Stress is a word used by the weak to camouflage their incompetence.

Posts like these are used by people with low self-esteem to make them feel better about themselves.

[razor]

I usually use bold or underlining, but I think that CAPITALS are best.

[Juniper]

Just drink through it, that's what I'm doing.

[Juniper]

Or adopt a crow, doing that also.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Or adopt a crow, doing that also.

The problem with crows is they scare easily.

[Juniper]

He's currently chilling out playing with an umbrella in our garden, eating the other half's plants.

 

Gets the thumbs up

 

 

[littletedwest]

She is my boss but I don't have to see her every day. She is off for two weeks.

I manage a shop. Sales are shit this month. So yesterday she comes in going on about the standards of cleanliness for about three hours (literally) in store. Bare in mind they are no different from they have been on her other twenty visits.So designed a better cleaning rota changed a few things to help sales too.

But she has also asked me to clear out all the clutter on four floors by end of next month. This clutter has built up over 20 years(I've been there 18 months) and i have a wheelie bin. How the fuck she expects this I have no idea.

I earn about twenty five grand a year tops. At the minute I feel like the ceo of bp with the pressure.

 

I do exercise. Done three days of weight training this week plus a run on Monday. It helps. Got some good ideas thanks.

I do wish I was rich so I could tell her shove her job up her fucking box.

[Juniper]

 

Have some of that!!!

[Jairzinho]

She is my boss but I don't have to see her every day. She is off for two weeks.

I manage a shop. Sales are shit this month. So yesterday she comes in going on about the standards of cleanliness for about three hours (literally) in store. Bare in mind they are no different from they have been on her other twenty visits.So designed a better cleaning rota changed a few things to help sales too.

But she has also asked me to clear out all the clutter on four floors by end of next month. This clutter has built up over 20 years(I've been there 18 months) and i have a wheelie bin. How the fuck she expects this I have no idea.

I earn about twenty five grand a year tops. At the minute I feel like the ceo of bp with the pressure.

 

I do exercise. Done three days of weight training this week plus a run on Monday. It helps. Got some good ideas thanks.

I do wish I was rich so I could tell her shove her job up her fucking box.

 

Piece of piss. Stick it in a fucking lorry and dump it on her drive.

[Rico1304]

Can you put web cams in the changing rooms?

[Anubis]

Her body will fit in the wheelie bin much easier than 20 years of clutter. Just saying, like....

[Stouffer]

A nice cup of tea then an early night; that's how I'm doing it tonight.

[PestiRed]

Make your problems her problems

 

She wants four floors clearing, give her a business case for the funds for a skip and overtime. She wants more sales, put in a request for a training programme to increase them. Request she puts aside time for telephone daily reviews on target completion. Write everything down and email it to her as a record of your requests. Every time she wants something, turn it into a bit of extra work for her. She'll soon start to leave you alone

[RedKnight]

Whenever we hire a skip we always hire a medium, even if there's far more than that, as it's always empty come morning as lizards have robbed everything.

[Champ]

Look for another job

[Rico1304]

Make your problems her problems

She wants four floors clearing, give her a business case for the funds for a skip and overtime. She wants more sales, put in a request for a training programme to increase them. Request she puts aside time for telephone daily reviews on target completion. Write everything down and email it to her as a record of your requests. Every time she wants something, turn it into a bit of extra work for her. She'll soon start to leave you alone

I like this, it's evil genius.

[Nunavut Patrick]

I had a massive drunken meltdown aboot four months ago.

 

Like  a Festivus gone horribly wrong as zimdid have a lot of problems with you people.

 

Never felt better the last four months. A good blood letting is not a bad thing.

[Red_or_Dead]

You don't work for Wigan Council or Wigan College do you Ted?

 

If it's a shop in Leigh no wonder it's fucking filthy.