Adam Johnson

[Arl arse]

If its right that she said she was 18 on Tinder, fair game, well in Adam. If she was 15, you lucky bastard Adam.

Gary Glitter, Prince Andrew, Jimmy Savile, Rolf Harris & Fred Talbot like this.

[Jhinge Machha]

he is fucked. if proven guilty what a cunt.

 

even if he gets proven innocent in court, his reputation is now trashed. we all know what the opposition fans will be chanting.

 

 

..https://vine.co/v/O0brblbrOv0

[cloggypop]

Adam Nonceson.

[Stickman]

Rumours that Johnson is trying to say it was O'Shea who slept with her

[Dr Nowt]

Wondering if we were after him that time for a recruitment rather than playing position now.

[Dundalis]

Lucky bastard?

 

If I was a footballer I think I'd be trying to plow Victoria secret models, not kids.

 

You reckon it's that easy to tell these days? Unless there's an app that let's you run a background check on every fuckable looking bird, there are plenty of underage girls who don't look it. And there are models around wearing barely a thread on catwalks younger than 15. A footballer who has girls throwing themselves at him as far more likely to accidently fuck the wrong one. Hard to say much unless you know the circumstances though.

[SammyAftershave]

 

His bird is fucking stunning and all

 

*heads off to follow her on twitter*

 

Is that the European Cup in the middle?

[Bjornebye]

 i'd feel for Poyet if he wasn't such a cunt head

[Dr Nowt]

You reckon it's that easy to tell these days? Unless there's an app that let's you run a background check on every fuckable looking bird, there are plenty of underage girls who don't look it. And there are models around wearing barely a thread on catwalks younger than 15. A footballer who has girls throwing themselves at him as far more likely to accidently fuck the wrong one. Hard to say much unless you know the circumstances though.

 

[ZonkoVille77]

I just think he fucked up by buying her a happy meal in McDonald's

[markcd]

What a fucking sleazebag. His mrs had a baby about 6 weeks ago - and he's on Tindr hooking up with girls to bang - and his defence is presumably - I thought she was 18.

 

Seems like another example of a footballer behaving like an absolute cunt - because they can.

[El Dangerous]

Where were all these sexy children, I mean young women phone apps, when I was ploughing the field. In my day you had to work your way up from fat birds and older women in nightclubs to ordinary looking normal girls once you had spent years establishing a sound non rapey pulling formula. Now it's all click click bang.

[Dr Nowt]

Tindergarden, I believe Johnson was using.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Love Me Tindr

[Dr Nowt]

Put itinder, Adam.

[Boss]

The press should lay off that 15 year old girl from Sunderland, that's someones mother for god's sake.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I've got a 15 year old pound coin, is it legal tinder?

[ZonkoVille77]

He's most definitely now on tinderhooks

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I'd be surprised if he has a job, he'll be forced to tinder his resignation.

[Dr Nowt]

Bet she felt like Tinderella, while his reputation is now burnt to tinders.

[Reckoner]

I'd be surprised if he has a job, he'll be forced to tinder his resignation

She'll be paid off before you can say 'statutory rape'.

[Dr Nowt]

Love Me Tindr

 

More likely to have wooed her with Fog on the Tyne, by Gazza and Tindersfarne.

[Josef Svejk]

Nothing wrong with a bit of tinder loving care...

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Worse than Mira Tindley.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

He and his wife have split. She tindbagged him.