Adam Johnson

[Bjornebye]

Nawty Boy

 

https://twitter.com/danroan/status/572445401661497345?lang=en-gb

 

England & Sunderland footballer Adam Johnson arrested on suspicion of sex with 15-year-old schoolgirl

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

.....innocent until proven guilty.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

It's being alleged that Wes Brown was initially arrested by mistake.

[ZonkoVille77]

Chedam Johnson

[mouse1989]

Adam Johnson walking up to a 15 year old like...

 

https://vine.co/v/OX1O1PQZMhH

[Strontium]

Evidently took the advice to model his game after Ribery a little too far.

[cloggypop]

All a bit Leroy Fer.

 

http://www.powned.tv/nieuws/sport/2013/02/leroy_fer_deed_13jarig_meisje.html

[Furmedge]

[Dr Nowt]

.....innocent until proven guilty.

 

Tis true.  We don't know she's a gold-digging slut who was asking for it yet, she might be a genuine abuse victim.

[Bjornebye]

 

His bird is fucking stunning and all

 

*heads off to follow her on twitter*

[Pidge]

Just checking the itinerary before we set off, I've got:

 

Widespread banter/memes

Pleas for patience and due process to be respected

Chants which suggest collective guilt/responsibilit

Reactionary victim blaming.

 

Is that right? Did I miss anything in there? Assuming we're holding off on debates about "serving his time" and defendant anonimity for a later date...

[Bjornebye]

Just checking the itinerary before we set off, I've got:

 

Widespread banter/memes

Pleas for patience and due process to be respected

Chants which suggest collective guilt/responsibilit

Reactionary victim blaming.

 

Is that right? Did I miss anything in there? Assuming we're holding off on debates about "serving his time" and defendant anonimity for a later date...

Yeah but check his bird out

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Either way now, given the tribalism and neanderthal behaviour that exists in English football crowds, guilty or not guilty, his name is mud now and he'll be hounded wherever he plays.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Not even gonna bother going through it all, Zonko's taken the only good pun.

 

*sigh*

[Newport]

Already been approached by Oldham.

[milky]

How's about that then?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Johnson by name

 

(Potentially a) Statutory rapist by nature. 

[Nightcat]

To be fair to him, he has not done anything worse than your Prince Peado who walks free spending your taxes.

 

But seriously can people finally stop shagging underage children in Britain? Is this your thing?

 

I mean, I consider immigrating somewhere on your island, so I can shag all the horny sex starving milfs who would appreciate gifted Somalian lover.

 

P.S. His bird looks like Boy George with dark hair. Hot.

[markcd]

And a loaded gun in his house?

 

makes ill-advised going down joke...

[littletedwest]

political correctness gone mad. I blame Fred the weatherman

[Dr Nowt]

To be fair to him, he has not done anything worse than your Prince Peado who walks free spending your taxes.

 

But seriously can people finally stop shagging underage children in Britain? Is this your thing?

 

I mean, I consider immigrating somewhere on your island, so I can shag all the horny sex starving milfs who would appreciate gifted Somalian lover.

 

P.S. His bird looks like Boy George with dark hair. Hot.

Starts out as the standard Nightcat England pisstakes and turns into something quite wonderful and sexually ambiguous.

 

B+.

[Mook]

To be fair to him, he has not done anything worse than your Prince Peado who walks free spending your taxes.

 

But seriously can people finally stop shagging underage children in Britain? Is this your thing?

 

I mean, I consider immigrating somewhere on your island, so I can shag all the horny sex starving milfs who would appreciate gifted Somalian lover.

 

P.S. His bird looks like Boy George with dark hair. Hot.

You'd be better moving to Portugal where it's perfectly legal to fuck 15 year olds.

[Anubis]

Somalis prefer underage boys.

[The Golden Eel]

You'd be better moving to Portugal where it's perfectly legal to fuck 15 year olds.

Is it OK if you're only there on holiday?

[Section_31]

He's long and distinguished.