The GF has made me a better person

[Champ]

I start with a confession...

 

Until recently I was one of those people...insert your own adjectives...who stood in the queue at the checkout, maybe for minutes, wrapped up in my own thoughts, but it wasnt until I'd packed all my stuff did I go looking for my purse. Good people of the GF you have shown me the error of my ways ans since recognising this self absorbed behaviour I have been working hard to remember to get my money out in good time.

 

There are countless other things I have learned on here but I thought I needed to share that one. What about the rest of you...

 

 

...and clearly this opens the way for the ways in which the GF has encouraged the wrong un in you

[Paulie Dangerously]

Bet you don't get a receipt at the cashpoint either

[Champ]

Bet you don't get a receipt at the cashpoint either

Are you laughing at me, Paulie? *fixes you with squinty-eyed look*

[Trumo]

Get a move on love, you're holding up the queue.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Fucking hell how many cards are you checking???

[stringvest]

Those vouchers are three months out of date.  And no, you can't have .001p for them.  Put something back, or fuck off.  

[Bjornebye]

I used to just ask for "no beans" on my fry-ups. I now say "none of them nazi cunts you shit in-fact fuck it im not even bothering see you later you dirty dirty bastards"

 

Thanks GF.

[Anny Road]

I start with a confession...

 

Until recently I was one of those people...insert your own adjectives...who stood in the queue at the checkout, maybe for minutes, wrapped up in my own thoughts, but it wasnt until I'd packed all my stuff did I go looking for my purse. Good people of the GF you have shown me the error of my ways ans since recognising this self absorbed behaviour I have been working hard to remember to get my money out in good time.

 

There are countless other things I have learned on here but I thought I needed to share that one. What about the rest of you...

 

 

...and clearly this opens the way for the ways in which the GF has encouraged the wrong un in you

I'm taking the credit for the checkout behavior revisionism.

[matt1983]

My Mrs never used to steam clean her fanny

[Chairman Meow]

Whilst ranting about the ignorant bastard near us with the horrible little yappy cunt dog at work several months ago I left my co workers aghast when I stated very clearly that I hoped the owner got shithouse dog aids. 

 

Thank you GF for all you have given me. 

[Captain Turdseye]

I now buy jeans with the regulation amount of pockets.

[Champ]

Fucking hell how many cards are you checking???

Besides from my 25 'loyalty' cards?

[A Red]

I no longer wear shants

[ZonkoVille77]

I realise I'm not alone in fucking hating Israel. Thanks GF!

[s(k)aturation]

More modest taste in sandwiches.

 

And brownies are social currency.

[Chairman Meow]

I learned I'm not the only person in the world who thinks any problem with another human being can be solved by killing then eating them. 

[Hooch]

Political debate. Thanks GF I'm now that guy who talks about politics.

[General Dryness]

Picked up some good recipes and tips from the foodie thread.

 

And don't trust ex navy as they're all bummers.

[s(k)aturation]

I learned I'm not the only person in the world who thinks any problem with another human being can be solved by killing then eating them. 

 

Indeed.

If everyone ate just one person, there's world hunger solved.

[General Dryness]

Indeed.

If everyone ate just one person, there's world hunger solved.

If we kill an attractive woman with the intention of eating her, are we allowed to knob her before we tuck in?

 

I have a mate that was asking.

[s(k)aturation]

If we kill an attractive woman with the intention of eating her, are we allowed to knob her before we tuck in?

 

I have a mate that was asking.

 

An interesting theological poser.

[General Dryness]

An interesting theological poser.

I've been called worse.

[magicrat]

I realise I'm not alone in enjoying talking shite, Mrs Rat is not always the best listener especially where rants are concerned

[s(k)aturation]

I've been called worse.

 

Hudu?

[VladimirIlyich]

If we kill an attractive woman with the intention of eating her, are we allowed to knob her before we tuck in?

 

I have a mate that was asking.

Is your mate from the North East?