Middle Class Generalisation Thread

[Jairzinho]

1 hour ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

I've always felt that Sarah was a more apt name than Karen to describe unhinged mentalists. I've never met a mad Karen, but I've met loads of mental Sarah's. 

 

I think it's American, isn't it? They have Karens, we have Sarahs.

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

I've always felt that Sarah was a more apt name than Karen to describe unhinged mentalists. I've never met a mad Karen, but I've met loads of mental Sarah's. 

 

My missus's boss at the gym is called Karen and she definitely fits the mould. She wasn't aware of the connotations and pissed herself when I sent her one of those Youtube compilations. On the flip side, I'm working with a customer at the moment and their PM is called Karen and she's perfectly pleasant and very good to deal with.

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

I've always felt that Sarah was a more apt name than Karen to describe unhinged mentalists. I've never met a mad Karen, but I've met loads of mental Sarah's. 

 

My missus's boss at the gym is called Karen and she definitely fits the mould. She (my missus) wasn't aware of the connotations and pissed herself when I sent her one of those Youtube compilations. On the flip side, I'm working with a customer at the moment, their PM is called Karen and she's perfectly pleasant and very good to deal with.

[lifetime fan]

4 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

It's not a coat as it doesn't open, it's a pullover changing robe but seems to have been adopted by the Karen's as the must have dog walking accessory.

Yes it does. It zips all the way down. 

[manwiththestick]

44 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Yes it does. It zips all the way down. 

Some do now, i don't think the original ones did

[A Red]

7 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

Just found a Facebook page called Dry Robe Wankers, first picture I noticed was a woman shopping in Sainsburys.

 

And then this prime example:

 

 

Fat women's go to coats. Look at them, its a great way to cover up, no way would  slim women wear them.

[Bjornebye]

I think Karen works. 

 

Janet

[Champ]

4 hours ago, A Red said:

Fat women's go to coats. Look at them, its a great way to cover up, no way would  slim women wear them.

They do

[VladimirIlyich]

Now we know why Phil Lynott was singing about her.

[Fugitive]

I shagged a lesbian called Karen and she was sound. 

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, Fugitive said:

I shagged a lesbian called Karen and she was sound. 

Did she know she was a Lesbian?

[manwiththestick]

3 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Did she know she was a Lesbian?

Maybe afterwards.

[Fugitive]

9 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Did she know she was a Lesbian?

She was engaged to another bird, I’ll have you know.

[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, Fugitive said:

She was engaged to another bird, I’ll have you know.

I think she was engaged at least twice then. If you know what I mean!

[Skidfingers McGonical]

On 07/02/2024 at 15:40, manwiththestick said:

Just found a Facebook page called Dry Robe Wankers, first picture I noticed was a woman shopping in Sainsburys.

 

And then this prime example:

 

 

I’d never heard of this before, read this thread and then this appears on my Twitter timeline.

 

 

[Section_31]

I've always fancied wearing a Clint style poncho but don't reckon I could pull it off.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

22 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

I've always fancied wearing a Clint style poncho but don't reckon I could pull it off.

 

Do it. I wear a poncho around the house in cold weather. It's great going for a piss and throwing it over your shoulder like in Dollars.

[Mook]

33 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

I've always fancied wearing a Clint style poncho but don't reckon I could pull it off.

 

Here you go...

 

https://laipaca.com/products/poncho-clint-eastwood?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Clint_Eastwood_UK&utm_id=20746270705&utm_term=Clint_Eastwood_poncho&gclid=CjwKCAiA2pyuBhBKEiwApLaIOzzV-z1VgrOj0aAtIfu-4isDsZGrM3heNp5oa5fZ8mB2YAYWvV4tOxoCc1sQAvD_BwE

[ZonkoVille77]

Middle Class Blues:

 

`Woke up this morning,

       Both of my Mercs were gone`

 

 

[Section_31]

Women with prams travel only in groups of three.

[Moo]

I'd never heard of a Dryrobe until 5 minutes ago reading this thread.

[VladimirIlyich]

11 hours ago, Moo said:

I'd never heard of a Dryrobe until 5 minutes ago reading this thread.

I originally thought it was when people step out of the shower into their dressing gown without using a towel.

[stringvest]

On 07/02/2024 at 22:49, A Red said:

Fat women's go to coats. Look at them, its a great way to cover up, no way would  slim women wear them.

 

my missus would be mortally offended to read this.  She swims outdoors first thing in the morning, so she has a bone fide reason for wearing one.  She has been known to pop into Waitrose in it at 0830 though on the way back home

[Babb'sBurstNad]

On 10/02/2024 at 09:12, Mook said:

 

Here you go...

 

https://laipaca.com/products/poncho-clint-eastwood?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Clint_Eastwood_UK&utm_id=20746270705&utm_term=Clint_Eastwood_poncho&gclid=CjwKCAiA2pyuBhBKEiwApLaIOzzV-z1VgrOj0aAtIfu-4isDsZGrM3heNp5oa5fZ8mB2YAYWvV4tOxoCc1sQAvD_BwE

 

Man, it's alpaca too. That's a thing of beauty.

 

Not sure on the colour though. Dunno if I prefer the brown or the green version.

[A Red]

46 minutes ago, stringvest said:

 

my missus would be mortally offended to read this.  She swims outdoors first thing in the morning, so she has a bone fide reason for wearing one.  She has been known to pop into Waitrose in it at 0830 though on the way back home

Please tell her I didn't mean her, I don't want to spoil what we've got going on.