What Constitutes Your Perfect Roast Dinner

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Oh no, sorry, that's Savlon.

[ZonkoVille77]

Salad cream is Saville spunk.

Yes, yes it is. Duly repped.

[Fugitive]

Fuck all wrong with salad cream you tit!

 

 

Not on a roast like but on a salad it pisses all over mayonnaise any day of the week. Working class mayo

Salad Tosser.

[Bruce Spanner]

Last Sundays...

 

Beef; pink and butter like to chew on.

Roasters; over baked in garlic, thyme and shredded in a colander until every last sinew of it crisps.

Beetroot; over roasted in honey, orange and thyme.

Asparagus; wrapped in Parma Ham and griddle to finish.

Mash;  oven roasted with cheddar, garlic, basil and loads of salt.

Broccoli; laced with smoked sea salt.

Gravy; made with Boudreaux, red onion and stock.

 

All washed down with industrial quantities of vin rouge and Gin.

 

Monday was difficult!

[Champ]

Shame there was no roast for me tonight. I enjoyed the gin though

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I had roast Chicken today, plus there is always enough left over to make myself some roast chicken butties the next day...win win. 

[lifetime fan]

Oh you cunt. I can't ever back down from a dare.

 

I'll take one off the plate. I'm not fucking polluting my food.

I tried it.

 

 

 

It tasted like a roaster with HP sauce. It couldn't taste nasty as its a roaster and HP but it was wrong on every fucking level.

[Cardie]

What the fuck happened to the beef!!!

 

(I'm presuming it used to be beef)

[lifetime fan]

What the fuck happened to the beef!!!

 

(I'm presuming it used to be beef)

Check the world of a woman thread. She's dumped.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I tried it.

 

 

 

It tasted like a roaster with HP sauce. It couldn't taste nasty as its a roaster and HP but it was wrong on every fucking level.

Fucking hell, you on a diet Col? that is one minute roast dinner. 

[lifetime fan]

Fucking hell, you on a diet Col? that is one minute roast dinner. 

 

It was a plate brought round by the birds mum.

 

Another reason to run like fuck. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

It was a plate brought round by the birds mum.

 

Another reason to run like fuck. 

The plate is fucking horrible as well, tell her to sort her fucking self out, flowers on plates is 1960's shite. 

[Nunavut Patrick]

That beef is more dried out than my nan and she died in 1976.

 

This is perhaps the most shocking thing I have seen on the GF.

 

It us right up there with that snakefucker, lemon party and the two women and a cul.

 

NSFW tags needed

[Nunavut Patrick]

Actually, i should apologize.

 

It could be German road kill squirrel. I think his missus is Russian. She may think living in Germany she is under siege and any type of of animal is game to roast.

 

Sorry mate, enjoy.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Actually, i should apologize.

 

It could be German road kill squirrel. I think his missus is Russian. She may think living in Germany she is under siege and any type of of animal is game to roast.

 

Sorry mate, enjoy.

Oi, my Russian bride is cool, plus I do all the cooking, she only cooks when I can't be arsed. 

[Nunavut Patrick]

I did the cooking as well.

 

Had chicken enchilada's tonight.

 

I feel like doing some gardening.

[halewood pete]

One made by my lovely mum who unfortunately died in 2000,R.I.P. X

[Champ]

It was a plate brought round by the birds mum.

 

Another reason to run like fuck.

You been invited over for C*****mas dinner already?

[lifetime fan]

You been invited over for C*****mas dinner already?

It doesn't exisist and I'm volunteering to work this year.

[Champ]

It doesn't exisist and I'm volunteering to work this year.

That wasn't the question

[Fugitive]

I tried it.

 

 

 

It tasted like a roaster with HP sauce. It couldn't taste nasty as its a roaster and HP but it was wrong on every fucking level.

The roast looks at fault there and not the sauce.

[Dr Nowt]

Where in the name of all that's holy is the gravy hiding?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Whipped this up yesterday

 

 

Meat: Turkey leg, roasted with salt, pepper and some mixed herbs

Potatoes: Maris Piper, par boiled and then roasted with good olive oil.  I was disappointed with the lack of colour but the crunch was great

Veg: Carrots, broccoli and spring greens 

Yorkshire Puddings: Aunt Bessies, expect I'll lose points for that

Gravy: Bisto made with the water off the vegetables for extra flavour

[Tony Moanero]

Whipped this up yesterday

 

 

Meat: Turkey leg, roasted with salt, pepper and some mixed herbs

Potatoes: Maris Piper, par boiled and then roasted with good olive oil. I was disappointed with the lack of colour but the crunch was great

Veg: Carrots, broccoli and spring greens

Yorkshire Puddings: Aunt Bessies, expect I'll lose points for that

Gravy: Bisto made with the water off the vegetables for extra flavour

Sorry, mate, the roast potatoes look rubbish.

 

No Yorkshire Pudding > Aunt Bessie's

[Paulie Dangerously]

Sorry, mate, the roast potatoes look rubbish.

 

No Yorkshire Pudding > Aunt Bessie's

 

I was disappointed with the colour but as above the taste and crunch were both good.  That's a sacrifice of olive oil over fat