The Best of Phil Jones

[MLB]

To think we almost signed this fucking whopper.

[Newport]

He's the new John Terry. Totally braindead and really good at getting in the way.

[Trumo]

Indeed, I went back to double-check and spotted that you'd posted it.  But now you've put it on this page as well, which is a creditable service to the forum.  It's a gif that grows more incredible every time you see it.  How he contorts his body ... it really beggars belief that a professional footballer could take a penalty like that.

 

You're taught to keep your head over the ball because it prevents you from leaning back and is supposed to lead to a cleaner strike that stays low enough to remain on target, but in his case I don't think it takes into account another factor - that of his 'mong strength'.

[A_S]

That Jaws one is fucking brilliant. The look on Roy Scheider's face, hahahahaha classic!

[Josef Svejk]

A face only Mother Teresa could love.

 

She'd love it so much that she'd let him die in abject poverty in a slum while patronizing him with some "comforting" drivel.

[Josef Svejk]

The good news: many more years of gurning for the Mancs still to come!

 

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/mar/25/manchester-united-phil-jones-contract-nemanja-vidic-rio-ferdinand

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Does he even lift?

[Stu Monty]

Indeed, I went back to double-check and spotted that you'd posted it.  But now you've put it on this page as well, which is a creditable service to the forum.  It's a gif that grows more incredible every time you see it.  How he contorts his body ... it really beggars belief that a professional footballer could take a penalty like that.

 

I said at the time, and repeat here for the record, that he took that penalty with the same amount of technical poise that you would expect from an ironing board that has been hurled at a football.

[Skrtel Milk]

[Josef Svejk]

Last night, Jones tried to hide his mug from the cameras. But still looked like a mong.

 

 

[magicrat]

He's the new John Terry. Totally braindead and really good at getting in the way.

Jones is hilarious but not a scumbag, thieving, cheating, pikey racist.. allegedly .

[Stickman]

 

So Miss Hall what was it that first attracted you to the weird faced, gurning, body twisting freak???

[Josef Svejk]

 

So Miss Hall what was it that first attracted you to the weird faced, gurning, body twisting multi-millionaire???

 

Fixed.

[Stickman]

 

If that's how he looks playing footy christ knows what his cum face must look like?

[Section_31]

Just remember, we nearly bought him.

[Josef Svejk]

Just remember, we nearly bought him.

 

He failed the medical.

 

Doctor threw up.

[Dr Nowt]

 

If that's how he looks playing footy christ knows what his cum face must look like?

Normal, it's a reverse hall of mirrors effect.

[Total Longo]

That mud gif, i am crying here.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Another one tonight (hat-tip to the BBC for pointing it out):

 

[Josef Svejk]

"Oh! No! We're going to score!"

[Iceman]

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

 

 

the 4 best gif's ever

 

fucking hilarious

 

the jaws one is unreal 

[Stickman]

Those are brilliant.....

 

Phil Jones the gif that keeps on giving.......

[rEddie]

He IS Doctor Bunsen Honeydew's assistant Beaker.

[A_S]

The ice cream one is fucking brilliant

 

After surviving that penalty shootout, the Charlie Adam penalty was funny to look at, it was so bad.

 

Then someone added the dude with the ice-cream getting splattered. Brilliantly funny.

 

Then someone took it to a whole different level of funny with those Phil Jones faces. There is no way that can be bettered now, that gif has achieved perfection. Hahahahaha