Birds who are shit now, but used to be boss

[Champ]

Got that Sunday Brunch programme on the box at the minute and all I can say is that Sharleen Spiteri is a prime candidate for this thread.

 

Surely not. She was gorgeous

[stringvest]

Sharleen Spiteri was gorgeous. Probably still is. Having said that I had/have a thing for Eddi Reader, so what do I know?

[Champ]

Sharleen Spiteri was gorgeous. Probably still is. Having said that I had/have a thing for Eddi Reader' date=' so what do I know?[/quote']

 

Everyone's entitled to look a bit shit on a Sunday morning. Aren't they?

[stringvest]

Depends on the quality of the bacon and egg breakfast they bring to the table.

[Guest davelfc]

[Stickman]

 

Fuck me Barbie looks rough without the slap on..

Reminds me of the birds in Plummers in the 90's

[RedinSweden]

For a lot of these, it should just be called "People don't look as good when they are older".

 

As RK says earlier, the ones that should be on here are the Leslie Ash types who surgery themselves to the point of lunacy.

 

Interesting factoid about Jo Guest. My sister's mate went out with her and told me that she only took it up the bum as she wanted to keep her fanny in good order.

[razor]

As RK says earlier, the ones that should be on here are the Leslie Ash types who surgery themselves to the point of lunacy.

 

You are kidding, aren't you?

 

Sometimes surgery really brings the best out in a woman...

 

From plain Jane

 

 

To "Helloooo, sweet laydee"

 

 

She can take down my particulars any time she wants!

[razor]

Other birds who'd get it...

 

 

 

 

[Sugar Ape]

For a lot of these, it should just be called "People don't look as good when they are older".

 

As RK says earlier, the ones that should be on here are the Leslie Ash types who surgery themselves to the point of lunacy.

 

Interesting factoid about Jo Guest. My sister's mate went out with her and told me that she only took it up the bum as she wanted to keep her fanny in good order.

 

Doesn't really matter if the reason they look shit now is age, if they used to look good but now they don't they are eligible.

 

Anyway, tell me more Jo Guest factoids.

[Harry Squatter]

You are kidding, aren't you?

 

Sometimes surgery really brings the best out in a woman...

 

From plain Jane

 

 

To "Helloooo, sweet laydee"

 

 

She can take down my particulars any time she wants!

 

Looks like Soneone from Bo Selecta

[The Guest]

You are kidding, aren't you?

 

Sometimes surgery really brings the best out in a woman...

 

From plain Jane

 

 

To "Helloooo, sweet laydee"

 

 

She can take down my particulars any time she wants!

 

Reminds me of this for some reason

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

Lord Sugar is already regretting choosing Dr Leah as his new Apprentice.

 

 

"Bollocks, I knew I should have picked the cake-slag."

[SpeedyG]

What happened here then?

 

[Boss]

Lara Flynn Boyle

 

 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Fucking hell, she put on some weight.

[KMD7]

Would

[Boss]

Fucking hell, she put on some weight.

 

She looks like she stuck her swede in the same hornets nest that Gazza did when those photos came out with him a month or so back. She was amazing back in the day. Fuck you botox.

[Boss]

Lisa (Saved by the bell)

 

 

[Dr Nowt]

My mate had to pick Jo Guest up as his taxi fare a few years back, and when telling me about it described her as "Old curly tits, the ex topless model."

 

Got it in one from that perfect summing up.

 

Analogue wank days.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I didn't even like her back then.

[Boss]

Lil Kim

 

 

[Boss]

My mate had to pick Jo Guest up as his taxi fare a few years back, and when telling me about it described her as "Old curly tits, the ex topless model."

 

Got it in one from that perfect summing up.

 

Analogue wank days.

 

She had a mystery illness didn't she? i saw her talking about it on This Morning. Best norks of the 90's. 

[Moctezuma]

Saw Jennifer Ellison in Alma de cuba, last weekend she's 31 now but with the sheer volume of slap on it was difficult to tell. What I liked was the fact there was a little possy around her clearly loving the vicarious nuggets of fame. Like when you go to a work confrence and twats are talking to you but spending the whole time craning their neck to see if they can catch the eye of some super twat, they can ingratiate themselves with. I bet it was a good night out all round for them.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Christina Ricci

 

Phwoaarr!

 

 

 

Urgghh!