Someone's having a real laugh - gollum?

[Horus]

[Babb'sBurstNad]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emCmnpwEM-A

[General Dryness]

The leg in Bayern will be this like for Moyes:

 

 

Although this gif is piss funny, I always feel terrible for the lad. Its the way he doesn't go mad shouting or anything, just breaks down. I'm just a softy at heart.

[Iceman]

It's just a yoke.

[JermainePennant]

All the talk we hear about joses great man management but you wouldn't be able to guess with his handling of his strikers.

 

Its not as if their isn't potential there either, eto, Torres and ba are capable of 20 a season Imo if fully confident and then there is also lukaku who he didn't handle well either.

 

He has criticised them as much as anyone and it looks to me if anything he has dented their confidence rather then improve it.

[Jairzinho]

He bought Eto'o. He loaned out Lukaku. He didn't bin Torres and/or Ba. He didn't buy anyone else.

 

It is entirely his fault. The massive fucking cunt.

[Horus]

He bought Eto'o. He loaned out Lukaku. He didn't bin Torres and/or Ba. He didn't buy anyone else.

 

It is entirely his fault. The massive fucking cunt.

 

But then that would mean that he is responsible for the situation he finds himself in, and that could never be the case. This is Jose Mourinho, remember. The bitter, ghost-goal whinging, eye-gouging cunt, who single handedly made relations between real and Barca (one of the most historic rivalries in football) 10 times worse.

 

Just once, I want someone in his press conference to turn round and point out that he's in the altogether, instead of giggling like schoolgirls at every shit joke, the cunt makes.

[deiseach]

Mourinho's great strength, in my opinion, was man-management. He would make rich, spoilt, overindulged wankers feel like they were plucky underdogs taking on Goliath armed only their inate wit and abundant charm. Yeah, I know the likes of Cashley, Mongo and Fatty have none of those things, but Mourinho made them think they had it all, and that is was lamentably unrecognised by all but him. Keeping up the pretence meant bullying anyone who might potentially get in his way, which wasn't nice, but it was impressive and it was successful. I think he has gone to the well once too often though, and now he is reduced to protecting his legacy by leeching off the very people he once sustained. I hope that's what's happening anyway.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

He bought Eto'o. He loaned out Lukaku. He didn't bin Torres and/or Ba. He didn't buy anyone else.

 

It is entirely his fault. The massive fucking cunt.

They can have Sturridge back. 150m. Per leg. Dan has three.

[Ne Moe Imya]

I just don't really care what Mourinho's strengths are.  He's just an attention-seeker who's somehow managed to make his way to adulthood while retaining the essential nature of a spoiled 3-year old.  He is repulsive in every way, and though he's something of an idiot savant as a football manager (ignoring the fact that every job he's had since Porto has basically been with the richest club in the league) he's so distasteful as a man that I don't can't stomach any discussion of his strengths or "good side."

 

In Mourinho's case, I just have no patience for shades of grey.  The man is darkened pitch on an inky, ebony background in an unlit room.

[Elysian Red]

They can have Sturridge back. 150m. Per leg. Dan has three.

 

[MLB]

We really must win the league this season. It will be a lot harder next time, when Chelsea actually have a half decent striker. Not that we won't win it again - obviously we will - but it will be more of a challenge.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I just don't really care what Mourinho's strengths are.  He's just an attention-seeker who's somehow managed to make his way to adulthood while retaining the essential nature of a spoiled 3-year old.  He is repulsive in every way, and though he's something of an idiot savant as a football manager (ignoring the fact that every job he's had since Porto has basically been with the richest club in the league) he's so distasteful as a man that I don't can't stomach any discussion of his strengths or "good side."

 

In Mourinho's case, I just have no patience for shades of grey.  The man is darkened pitch on an inky, ebony background in an unlit room.

Bravura post!

[Stickman]

He bought Eto'o. He loaned out Lukaku. He didn't bin Torres and/or Ba. He didn't buy anyone else.

 

It is entirely his fault. The massive fucking cunt.

I'd love it if Jeff Stelling asks one of the panel this week about Chelsea's failings and that's the answer they give.

[JagSquared]

Can we get back to laughing at Moyes on this thread? Mourinho will always be a cunt but unfortunately moyes' wont be in charge of utd for long enough. Lets enjoy it while we can.

[The Guest]

He signed this for £27.5m

 

[Reckoner]

^ reminds me of that Travis song 'if we turn turn turn, turn turn'.

My mate turned to me in the pub one night and said 'imagine if you just couldn't turn.'

[Trumo]

That clip is just bizarre. It starts off as a counter attack and ends with a defensive block to put the ball out of play. All covering about half the length of the pitch. Through the middle and out wide. Involving just the one player, with no others touching the ball. That article got it spot on when it said that they've blown over £27m on a player known for his 'nuisance' factor rather than any discernible footballing traits of value to a football team.

[dennis tooth]

Its like playing on PES when your eating a double decker on a hot day and the chocolate smears all over ye the directional button on your control pad and its stuck.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

That's a great gif, I actually laughed out loud when it happened. It's like he just found the ball at his feet and heard someone shout "run!"

[Dr Nowt]

The penultimate touch is a work of art.

 

Fucking cloven feet inside whatever those power balls we used to have as kids were made from.

[Ne Moe Imya]

I wonder what Lahm is thinking.  He's clearly gone to kick the ball out of play to stop what he thinks is a United counter-attack, only to have Fellaini beat him to it and ... kick the ball out of play.

[Dr Nowt]

And as if by magic:

 

"Improved Fellaini is starting to pay back his £27.5M price tag, says United boss Moyes."

 

 

[robslappa]

And as if by magic:

 

"Improved Fellaini is starting to pay back his £27.5M price tag, says United boss Moyes."

Ah well, only another £27,499,999 to go.

[magicrat]

You just know Fellaini is going to be fucked off to Villa or West Ham for a massive loss sometime over the next year. The moment Dave gets the hook he's toast.  He wouldnt even get a look in across the park these days