Boris Johnson

[Barrington Womble]

2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Former head of communications, left under a cloud after Cummings.

 

It’s leaking out that he made a bit of a show of himself making a speech for him and one of the ‘business meetings’ they’d had.

 

If there’s footage of that he’s fucked.

 

You just know with his famous attention to detail Alex would have insisted on no mobile phone and he would have stayed sober throughout…

Will it make a difference if they fall back on this crown land shit? All they've said from the start is nothing broke any laws. 

[Bruce Spanner]

7 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Will it make a difference if they fall back on this crown land shit? All they've said from the start is nothing broke any laws. 

If there’s footage of Johnson, sweaty, inebriated, arm around a colleague making a cringe worthy speech looking ‘tired and emotional’ in a room full of others it is an awful look.

 

You just know this has been sat on and I can’t figure out why now? 

[Red_or_Dead]

5 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Former head of communications, left under a cloud after Cummings.

 

It’s leaking out that he made a bit of a show of himself making a speech for him at one of the ‘business meetings’ they’d had.

 

If there’s footage of that he’s fucked.

 

You just know with his famous attention to detail Alex would have insisted on no mobile phone and he would have stayed sober throughout…

Sounds like a typical Tory arsewipe.  A quick google confirms this.

 

 

 

 

[Arniepie]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-59601447

 

How the fuck can he deny he knew nothing about all this happening?

[Mudface]

Just now, Arniepie said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-59601447

 

How the fuck can he deny he knew nothing about all this happening?

It is understood that every week he gives out light-hearted awards to members of the team, to thank them for their work in the previous week.

 

He should be executed for that shite alone. Utter cunt, he even looks like a Villa fan.

[Barrington Womble]

8 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

If there’s footage of Johnson, sweaty, inebriated, arm around a colleague making a cringe worthy speech looking ‘tired and emotional’ in a room full of others it is an awful look.

 

You just know this has been sat and I can’t figure out why now? 

Of course it's an awful look, but there's been tons of that since the day he became prime minister. His popularity takes a dip and then within weeks bounces back. 

 

I agree it's been held back for a reason, my guess is its basic, they hope it'll wipe him out, it takes a few months to elect a new leader and that'll get them through the worst of the winter months with the pandemic. As they get a new leader bounce, they'll go to the polls for another 5 years and another clean slate. But I doubt it will be a mortal blow for him. I'm convinced he'll go when he's bored with it all and not before, as we've a country full of cunts who'll vote for him as they believe "he's one of us" - they're such cunts, it doesn't matter how many times he fucks us all, they'll just keep lapping it up. 

[Leyton388]

How the fuck is this prick so bullet proof with no consequences for his actions? I've never known a politician to be so fucking insidious and just been able to carry on? 

 

 

[Arniepie]

2 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Of course it's an awful look, but there's been tons of that since the day he became prime minister. His popularity takes a dip and then within weeks bounces back. 

 

I agree it's been held back for a reason, my guess is its basic, they hope it'll wipe him out, it takes a few months to elect a new leader and that'll get them through the worst of the winter months with the pandemic. As they get a new leader bounce, they'll go to the polls for another 5 years and another clean slate. But I doubt it will be a mortal blow for him. I'm convinced he'll go when he's bored with it all and not before, as we've a country full of cunts who'll vote for him as they believe "he's one of us" - they're such cunts, it doesn't matter how many times he fucks us all, they'll just keep lapping it up. 

Think  I mentioned in another thread we are that much of a basket case of a country politicians like angela raynor are painted as the 'liberal elite 'whilst boris Johnson and nigel farage are men of the people.

We are truly fucked.

[Mudface]

4 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

How the fuck is this prick so bullet proof with no consequences for his actions? I've never known a politician to be so fucking insidious and just been able to carry on? 

 

 

He got Brexit done and he's a such a lad and a laugh.

[Gnasher]

18 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Will it make a difference if they fall back on this crown land shit? All they've said from the start is nothing broke any laws. 

No, not really, all be washed over in a week.

[Jairzinho]

Everything bad happening either isn't really happening or is the fault of the EU fascist superstate, Black Lives Matter or those insulate yer loft fellas. 

[TheHowieLama]

18 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

How the fuck is this prick so bullet proof with no consequences for his actions? I've never known a politician to be so fucking insidious and just been able to carry on? 

 

 

[johnsusername]

5 hours ago, Qwikage said:

I am by no means a paragon of virtue but, I feel Boris has made me a worse person!

For the first time in my life, I wish someone harm.

Really? I wanted Cameron and all of his cronies to catch Ebola. And I wanted May to be mown down by a combine harvester as she ran gaily through fields of golden wheat. 

[Mudface]

8 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Really? I wanted Cameron and all of his cronies to catch Ebola. And I wanted May to be mown down by a combine harvester as she ran gaily through fields of golden wheat. 

That might be a good idea for a draft style competition. Pick your 12 worst Tories from a field of fucking thousands, then decide what form of torture you'd like doing to them in a brutal series of knockout polls. I'm sure the site's owners could cough up (haha) for a choke pear for Cummings, or a Judas cradle for Nick Clegg. @Bjornebye if the TV theme thing ever finishes, the next one might have been born right here.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Mudface said:

That might be a good idea for a draft style competition. Pick your 12 worst Tories from a field of fucking thousands, then decide what form of torture you'd like doing to them in a brutal series of knockout polls. I'm sure the site's owners could cough up (haha) for a choke pear for Cummings, or a Judas cradle for Nick Clegg. @Bjornebye if the TV theme thing ever finishes, the next one might have been born right here.

Alan Sex would walk it 

[cloggypop]

10 minutes ago, Mudface said:

That might be a good idea for a draft style competition. Pick your 12 worst Tories from a field of fucking thousands, then decide what form of torture you'd like doing to them in a brutal series of knockout polls. I'm sure the site's owners could cough up (haha) for a choke pear for Cummings, or a Judas cradle for Nick Clegg. @Bjornebye if the TV theme thing ever finishes, the next one might have been born right here.

[Gnasher]

John Bercow's not a fan of our PM going by these comments,

 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

10 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Alan Sex would walk it 

He's probably got at least 3 of every piece of torture kit we'd need.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Creator Supreme said:

He's probably got at least 3 of every piece of torture kit we'd need.

He had nipple clamps before nipples existed 

[Section_31]

Everyime I hear the phrase 'Prime Minister Boris Johnson'. 

 

 

 

[halewood pete]

[Vincent Vega]

Some great lines about Johnson on Frankie Boyle’s New World Order recently:

 

- Boris Johnson looks like a chewed toffee that had to be cut out of the hair of an Afghan Hound.

- We’re being governed by a burst sack of rice wearing a Princess Diana halloween wig.

 

My favourite was that he’s a Chernobyl Womble.

 

[Vincent Vega]

[littletedwest]

13 hours ago, Gnasher said:

John Bercow's not a fan of our PM going by these comments,

 

 

 

He mentioned sleaze with Major. Now Major was a tory. But as he said Major wasn't bent. He may have been a few other things but he wasn't corrupt. 

 

[magicrat]

13 hours ago, littletedwest said:

He mentioned sleaze with Major. Now Major was a tory. But as he said Major wasn't bent. He may have been a few other things but he wasn't corrupt. 

 

Hard to warm to a bloke that shagged Edwina Currie