Nissan Micra drivers.

[withnail71]

GET OUT OF MY FUCKIN WAY !!!

you flat capped, dawdling old cunt ! some of us have got places to go . Is 10mph really an acceptable speed on a main road you daft , geriatric, leather faced fuckwit ???!!!! Why is you big fat old sow of a wife wearing that massive hat ? in a fucking car ?????

seriously ! have a fucking word with yourself !!!

[dickie mint]

GET OUT OF MY FUCKIN WAY !!!

you flat capped, dawdling old cunt ! some of us have got places to go . Is 10mph really an acceptable speed on a main road you daft , geriatric, leather faced fuckwit ???!!!! Why is you big fat old sow of a wife wearing that massive hat ? in a fucking car ?????

seriously ! have a fucking word with yourself !!!

 

 

Was it Victor Meldrew and Hyacnth Bucket.

[Trumo]

I really really fucking hate Nissan Micras. Whatever a person's driving experience or age, they ALWAYS turn into dithering idiots when behind the wheel of one of these miserymobiles.

 

[Tom R]

be nice to old people.

 

If you're lucky you might end up being one one day.

[Mendoza]

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[withnail71]

be nice to old people.

 

If you're lucky you might end up being one one day.

I will never, i repeat NEVER, own a nissan micra.

[Mendoza]

Horrible looking little things too, then

 

 

and now

 

[liverpoolsno9]

Was only saying this to the Mrs a couple weeks back, micra drivers are the bane of my fuckin life. Middle lane hoggers on the motorway & micra drivers fill me with an unacceptable amount of rage.

[Pony Princess]

Always used to get cut up on my motorbike by elderly micra drivers. They don't even realize they did it. Horrible cars.

[TheBitch]

be nice to old people.

 

If you're lucky you might end up being one one day.

 

I don't ever wanna be old.

[Guest ShoePiss]

The American version is a land yacht but has the same drivers, excellent for ploughing through large groups of people when using the accelerator instead of the brake.

 

[Harry Squatter]

Who are the biggest knobheads then? Micra or BMW drivers?

[Captain]

BMW drivers without doubt.

[joeyk]

Viz Letterbocks -

MICRA DRIVERS: Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car before starting a long journey. You drive the thing like a sodding dodgem car anyway.

 

Viz Top Tips -

MICRA DRIVERS. The little number 5 on your gearstick refers to what is known as 'fifth gear'. This will allow you to reach speeds of over 25 mph.

[Champ]

And then there's the double whammy ...a Nissan Micra with one of those Christian fish things on the back

[jonnybastard]

And then there's the double whammy ...a Nissan Micra with one of those Christian fish things on the back

 

And a sticker saying 'twenty (mph) is plenty'. Not on the fucking motorway it isn't.

[Pony Princess]

And then there's the double whammy ...a Nissan Micra with one of those Christian fish things on the back

 

or one I've seen a few times lately, the hilarious 'Danger: Grandparent Driving' sign in the back.

 

Oh ho ho. He/she is visually impaired and shouldn't be driving, oh ho. Caution: might knock over a child because they the driver is a bit confused, silly grandparent! Incompetent driving, so droll.

 

What's next? A cheeky "Keep your distance: I'm probably shitfaced" sign in the rear window?

[Lucky Pierre]

Maybe the 'minimum speed limit' sign wasn't visible enough.

[VladimirIlyich]

I passed my test in a red Nissan Micra back in 1986,it was easy to drive but a bucket of shite.

 

They're alright around town but useless on a motorway.

[RJ Fan club]

I hate every cunt on the road. Except me and hot women, obviously.

 

Everyone else regardless of choice of vehicle can fuckoff, you're all cunts who are in my way.

[Hand Shandy]

My Nan drives a Nissan Micra.

 

Well, I say drives...

[Captain]

My ex used to drive a Nissan Micra.

 

Well, I say my ex . . . .

[gumps]

Who are the biggest knobheads then? Micra or BMW drivers?

 

BMW drivers without doubt.

 

 

No Way! Agree with Micra's, but without doubt Audi's and their perma LED lights are the new BMW drivers. If you see what I mean.

 

Actually, what is it with the always on LED's? Should go on the instant cunt identifier list.

[Guest ShoePiss]

No Way! Agree with Micra's, but without doubt Audi's and their perma LED lights are the new BMW drivers. If you see what I mean.

 

Actually, what is it with the always on LED's? Should go on the instant cunt identifier list.

 

Blame the daylight starved Scandos and their Volvos.

[Captain Turdseye]

One of my best mates rang me a couple of years ago and invited me to a BBQ where he claimed there would be fit birds getting pissed. Naturally I agreed to go so he told me he'd be picking me up within half an hour. I got ready, best aftershave on and everything, then the twat turned up in his mates new car, a brand new black convertible Micra with the roof down. His mate had hair gel on and the pair of dickheads were wearing sunglasses with their arms draped over the side of the car and dance music blaring out.

 

Needless to say, I told them to fuck off and went to the pub instead.