Song for Kuyt

[johnno1970]

Dirk needs a song, how about this one to the tune of "Break out" by Swing out Sister. Any hope that this could be bellowed out by the Kop?

 

Dirk Kuyts his name,

He's got an engine like a choo-choo train,

Up and down the wing,

He does it for the king,

Dirk Kuyt.

[MOGLET]

Dirk needs a song, how about this one to the tune of "Break out" by Swing out Sister. Any hope that this could be bellowed out by the Kop?

 

Dirk Kuyts his name,

He's got an engine like a choo-choo train,

Up and down the wing,

He does it for the king,

Dirk Kuyt.

 

 

The choo choo train bit lost it for me, sorry

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I used to really like "Rafa's got his Dirk Kuyt".

[NLW2010]

The choo choo train bit lost it for me, sorry

 

Same here, sounds a little, retarded, for want of a better word.

[Megadrive Man]

'Kuyt fever Kuyt fever'

'He knows where the goal is'

[Van Driver]

We've got Dirk Kuyt ....on the right...of Suarez

 

to tune of "fight for your right to party"

[goatboy59]

Has Kenny inspired this 80's revival? First Depeche, now this?

 

Papa's Got A Brand New Pigbag fits for almost anyone, Andy Carroll perhaps? Current one's a bit shit.

 

"Kuyt, Kuyt

 

Let it all out"

 

etc

[goatboy59]

"Pass the Dutchie on the right hand side

 

(you'll never)

 

pass the Dutchie on the right hand side"

 

 

 

 

Ding biddley bing bang bing and all that t'ing optional.

[Pidge]

When everyong pronounces your name differently, it's going to be a struggle to get a chant going.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

To the tune of Kids by MGMT.

 

De, De, De, De, De, De,De, Dirk Kuuuuyyyyyyyyt.

[johnno1970]

Same here, sounds a little, retarded, for want of a better word.

 

Thats the bit that makes it stand out, it just needs an airing , a chance, and I need the joy of hearing one of my creations belted out by the kop!

[Newport]

We've got Dirk Kuyt ....on the right...of Suarez

 

to tune of "fight for your right to party"

 

Even though I like Kuyt Fever a little better that sounds fucking awesome.

[sir roger]

The 'Hands Up For Detroit' one was class.

[Guest TK-421]

Dirk Kuyt of Liverpool FC

He's the king of the penalty

Shoots to the right

Shoots to the left

Sadly his touch isn't always deft

[KopOut]

to the tune of 'SHOUT' by Tears For Fears....

 

I can start it cos i'm an ideas kinda guy, but someone will have to kick on and refine it..sorry ....

 

"Kuyt Kuyt let it all out

These are the goals that I'm singin' about...

Dirk Kuyt...I'm talking 'bout you..Dirk Kuyt....

[KopOut]

player of the season btw......

[The-Sir]

I always liked the re-hash of the Emlyn Hughes chant.

 

Come on within, come on without, you aint seen nothin like the mighty Dirk Kuyt.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I always liked the re-hash of the Emlyn Hughes chant.

 

Come on within, come on without, you aint seen nothin like the mighty Dirk Kuyt.

I seem to recall Dirk saying he'd rather not have the Emlyn song, because he hadn't earned it.

 

Mind you, that was a few years ago...

[AngryOfTuebrook]

When everyong pronounces your name differently, it's going to be a struggle to get a chant going.

True.

 

For the record, the man himself has confirmed it rhymes with "Shout" - so the Bee Gees and Beastie Boys ones are non-starters (which is fine by me).

 

P.S.

Just as I was writing this, IronSpy (lurker of this parish) was reading some nature news on the BBC text and she said "Hmm... Red Kite seems to be having a bit of a comeback." I corrected her.

[johnno1970]

Dirk needs a song, how about this one to the tune of "Break out" by Swing out Sister. Any hope that this could be bellowed out by the Kop?

 

Dirk Kuyts his name,

He's got an engine like a choo-choo train,

Up and down the wing,

He does it for the king,

Dirk Kuyt.

 

"He's got an engine like a Lime Sreet train"

 

There, fixed, has to be sung now! No excuses.

[johnno1970]

Still prefer choo-choo train though, brings a bit of humour to it.

[goatboy59]

"He's got an engine like a Lime Sreet train"

 

 

You mean it's grinding to a complete stop?

[Guest TK-421]

Don't stop to ask

Why he fails to make a basic pass

Up and down the wing,

He does it for the king,

Dirk Kuyt

[johnno1970]

Don't stop to ask

Why he fails to make a basic pass

Up and down the wing,

He does it for the king,

Dirk Kuyt

 

Cruel, but nice rhyming there!

[Guest TK-421]

Cruel, but nice rhyming there!

 

I love Dirk but it was a good fit.