Song for Kuyt

[OOTer]

A subtle but effective jig. Now...

 

to:

 

You spin me right round, baby

right round like a record, baby

Right round round round

 

You score goals Dirk kuyt, Dirk Dirk

Dirk Kuyt in the final Dirk Kuyt

Dirk Kuyt Kuyt Kuyt.

 

Is this amazing or is it just me?

[Guest TK-421]

I like the concept but the lyrical flow isn't quite there.

[OOTer]

I know. It is if you force 'baby' into a quick 'dirkkuyt', I just don't want to use the word 'baby' as that would be gay as... can I say that?

 

Ideally I like to replace it 'baby' with 'Wembly' but can't manage it yet. Maybe mkIII will be released soon. Or it could be an open source song...???

[Guest TK-421]

Just needs a tinker.

[Pidge]

Let's take it back to those who won't be beat

Who can you count on when you're facing defeat

Emirates spot kick, blue debut and manc hat-trick

No matter who are you are, Kuyt is fucking magic.

 

 

Or just the whoas from Iron Maiden's The Trooper.

 

Maybe I've been staring at my iTunes for too long...

 

I'm thinking Leonard Cohen for Martin... "I've seen the future, baby, it is Skrtel".

[Guest TK-421]

If I leave here tomorrow

Will you still remember me

Cos I'm as free as a Dirk now

And this Dirk you can not change

And this Dirk you can not change

And this Dirk you can not change

Lord knows, Dirk can't change

[Jairzinho]

Well, shake it up, Kenny, now, (shake it up, Kenny)

Dirk, Dirk Kuyt (Dirk, Dirk Kuyt)

Cmon cmon, cmon, cmon, Kenny, now, (come on Kenny)

Come on Dirk and work it on out. (work it on out)

[WaltonRed]

one dirk kuyt, there's only one dirk kuyt would be very fitting I think