*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Furmedge]

James Rodriguez and Julian Draxler on the cards for them. Danny Gabbidon is mates with Ashley Williams and reckons a world class attacking midfielder is joining.

 

They're going into meltdown.

[liverpoolsno9]

Apparently Lukaku has changed his Instagram & Twitter account name, the one he had had the number 10 in the title, he's changed it to a '9', which means he's changing squad number, this, together with what Gabbidon has said has them all thinking they're signing a world class no 10. Isco, Rodriguez, Turan and Draxler getting mentioned. Shitting it, I am.

[Tony Moanero]

The number 9 shirt is vacant at Chelsea. Hasn't Lakaku been linked with them?

[Ne Moe Imya]

The number 9 shirt is vacant at Chelsea. Hasn't Lakaku been linked with them?

 

I don't think Everton fans are acquainted with the concept of Occam's Razor.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I don't think Everton fans are acquainted with the concept of Occam's Razor.

 

Haha! Exactly!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What's Occam's Razor?*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* I have since googled it

[Bruce Spanner]

Just found out that Phil Jagielka's middle name is Nikodem which means in Greek 'People's victory'

 

Born, not manufactured!

[Cardie]

They're convinced we'll sign Hart just to stop them doing so as it "would be too big blow for them especially stature wise.".

 

 

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[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Haha, fucking hell. I don't want him. I didn't want us to get him before they were involved. I especially don't now. Let them have him ship goals for them. We've already got a porous 'keeper. Don't need another.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Williams, Bolasie and Hart? Did they get me in as their director of football?

[Kloppite]

They have been quoted 20 million as the price they would have to pay for the land at the docks.

 

Peel holdings havent yet said they will sell it. They also seem to think they will own the land but it will be a lease hold.

 

As a club though they will have played a blinder if they get a new stadium on the docks especially when you consider they dont sell out the stadium they have now

 

[Ne Moe Imya]

Williams, Bolasie and Hart? Did they get me in as their director of football?

 

Fresh off your role as Ed Woodward's main advisor for the last 3 seasons, I'd imagine.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Ha. The divvies are trying to start a rumour on Twitter that our Main Stand extention has failed a safety inspection and won't be open until December. It requires a rebuild and new planning permission, allegedly because they hired two separate contractors to do the toilets and they both mistakenly built male toilets, so there's now no female toilets.

 

The thick fuckers could've at least come up with something believable.

[Harry Squatter]

Just seen that video of Bellew driving past Anfield saying "this is the biggest shit tip in the city. I fucking hate them" then shouts "shite" out of the window as he drives past the Kop. Yet he'll want loads of Scousers to get behind him at his next fight because it's good for the city.

[Harry Squatter]

Ha. The divvies are trying to start a rumour on Twitter that our Main Stand extention has failed a safety inspection and won't be open until December. It requires a rebuild and new planning permission, allegedly because they hired two separate contractors to do the toilets and they both mistakenly built male toilets, so there's now no female toilets.

 

The thick fuckers could've at least come up with something believable.

The only reason it would ever fail a safety certificate is because it's not far from a massive pile of old wood that could catch fire quickly and spread through the park.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Just seen that video of Bellew driving past Anfield saying "this is the biggest shit tip in the city. I fucking hate them" then shouts "shite" out of the window as he drives past the Kop. Yet he'll want loads of Scousers to get behind him at his next fight because it's good for the city.

That explains why he couldn't bear to stay there for more than an hour in 2014.

[Captain]

Ha. The divvies are trying to start a rumour on Twitter that our Main Stand extention has failed a safety inspection and won't be open until December. It requires a rebuild and new planning permission, allegedly because they hired two separate contractors to do the toilets and they both mistakenly built male toilets, so there's now no female toilets.

 

The thick fuckers could've at least come up with something believable.

 

Of course women can use male restrooms. Have they not seen The full monty?

[Barrington Womble]

Ha. The divvies are trying to start a rumour on Twitter that our Main Stand extention has failed a safety inspection and won't be open until December. It requires a rebuild and new planning permission, allegedly because they hired two separate contractors to do the toilets and they both mistakenly built male toilets, so there's now no female toilets.

 

The thick fuckers could've at least come up with something believable.

Haha. And we're not applying for the safety certificate till after these two trial days over bank holiday weekend are we? And it would take 3 months to convert a ladies to a gents? More like 3 days. Whoppers.

[Cardie]

Just get a black marker and draw a dress on the fella on the door.

 

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[Sputnik1]

Haha. And we're not applying for the safety certificate till after these two trial days over bank holiday weekend are we? And it would take 3 months to convert a ladies to a gents? More like 3 days. Whoppers.

 

 

Yeah change the white toilet paper for pink and stick an air freshener in there, job done. 

[Karl_b]

Toilet provision has nothing to do with planning permission. Building Control approval is a different matter.

[Guest LFD]

The Aaron Lennon of The Olympics.

 

 

 

[Jairzinho]

Smiling is for capitalist scum.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Just get a black marker and draw a dress on the fella on the door.

 

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Provide she-wees and the girls can use the urinals, and at the same time steal another FIRST from the blooooos.

[deiseach]

Here's a rolled-up Echo, love, and away you go.

 

[Ne Moe Imya]

Smiling is for capitalist scum.

 

No one tell Hades.