*Shakes head* Everton again.

[The Golden Eel]

Honestly, they go on about us having a pact with the devil but, it's them who are more like some weird fucking cult. With all their weird sayings and their dislike for anyone who isn't local. They're serious fucking weirdos when it comes to football and I thank the Lord everyday I'm a red not a blue.

 

This is true.  The generalisations you get about Liverpool fans from Everton fans (and to a lesser extent, other fans), namely the "it's our year"-type shit, we're deluded and paranoid, we're the biggest club in the world, etc... It doesn't tally with my experience of Liverpool fans at all, either on the internet or in real life.  I don't know where they get it from, except perhaps by taking the opinions of a couple of headers and extrapolating it.  But the type of behaviour they describe is exactly the sort of behaviour you get from, in my experience, a decent majority of their fans... Weird people

[Harry Squatter]

I have never heard one Liverpool fan say "it's our year", yet another myth created by them.

[The Golden Eel]

davek is back on GOT and has this to say about Bolasie:

 

"He's a bit chicken with no head. That said, if he belts a few in against them in the derby it's job done."

[Anubis]

@MoshOut1878: How's this new era working out for you blues?

 

Want to send a signal that it's not good enough?

 

Aug 27th before Stoke.

Please tell me that's real.

[dylstar]

 

" ONCE A REDSHITE ALWAYS A REDSHITE "

[AngryOfTuebrook]

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/nine-year-old-wrote-manufacturers-11571936

Maybe Digger just didn't touch him in a "special" enough way.

[cloggypop]

Please tell me that's real.

I have no idea if it's a real blue loon or a pretend one. We will find out soon. Hope it involves a clown again.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I have never heard one Liverpool fan say "it's our year", yet another myth created by them.

" Everyone in L*******l supports Everton. Football fans in L*******l are shite because we cannot fill our ground or sell all our cheap season tickets "

 

" Maybe we should rebirth some manufactured redshite "

[raininblood]

The Echo has gone balls deep with our blue chums, fucking hell !

 

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/how-everton-developed-gegenpressing-generation-11724079

[Lee909]

Yeah saw that yesterday

Really is scrapping the barrel

 

Didn't Rush make his living on closing done quickly and start attacks high up the field. They don't half talk shite

[Sut]

The Echo has gone balls deep with our blue chums, fucking hell !

 

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/how-everton-developed-gegenpressing-generation-11724079

 

Pity there was another team around that were better than them, really.

[razor]

I have never heard one Liverpool fan say "it's our year", yet another myth created by them.

 

You've never met my dad.  Every single August since 1991.

 

To be fair he only says it quietly (though confidently) to me.

[Xherdan]

That article is a terrific read.

[razor]

The Echo has gone balls deep with our blue chums, fucking hell !

 

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/how-everton-developed-gegenpressing-generation-11724079

 

Everton also invented heading, putting your hand in the air to indicate you are available for a pass, crossing, shinpads, half time pies, turnstiles, pitch markings, Higgsons and match farts.

 

Didn't they.

[Stickman]

Nice to see Prentice never disappoints

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

We pressed teams in the 60's and onwards. And where tiki takkering when Pep was on his ma's tit.

 

Prentice is always on the LFC channel and says " you know " in a poncy accent as much as any thick footballer. The amount of Evertonians I have put in place regarding the myth about the Echo being all Liverpool is amazing. They get far more coverage from trivial shite than we ever have.

 

First club to moan about imaginary bias from a local newspaper where most of the sporting staff are supporters of their club.

 

Never Satisfied Nil Optimism

[dylstar]

They probably also had a chance to sign Messi but bought Peter Beagrie instead as he would score more against the redshites .

[Alan Sex]

[Anubis]

Have they sent a 'come and buy us' plea to the new Duke of Westminster yet?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Koeman saying they're only 70% ready for the Spurs game.

 

Getting excuses in early. Shame their season is starting 30% sooner than everyone else's Oh ang on...

[sir roger]

Direct from the Roy Hodgson playbook.

[Strontium]

Everton also invented heading, putting your hand in the air to indicate you are available for a pass, crossing, shinpads, half time pies, turnstiles, pitch markings, Higgsons and match farts.

 

Didn't they.

 

They also invented going the game without actually going the game. I guess they are simultaneously there and not there. Schrodinger's twats.

[an tha]

Everton also invented heading, putting your hand in the air to indicate you are available for a pass, crossing, shinpads, half time pies, turnstiles, pitch markings, Higgsons and match farts.

 

Didn't they.

All of the Higsonians except Ann Field of course - de horrible redshite tart.

[niallers]

Koeman has refused to answer questions on whether chavs have bid for lukaku

[Ginny]

Been a long time since I've seen this thread consistently at the top of the page ...

 

Is everyone secretly shitting themselves?

 

Me neither