*Shakes head* Everton again.

[deiseach]

Everything is on the County Rd if you believe those bad whoppers

It does seem to less a place than a state of mind.

[alles ist gut]

It does seem to less a place than a state of mind.

CountyRoadStateOfMind is next years slogan.

[Trumo]

#County Rooooaad, concrete jungle where dreams are made up

There's nothing you can do, here on County Rooooaad

These streets are painted up all blue, where der Redshite will ire you

On County Road, County Road, County Rooooaad...#

 

#County Rooooaad, concrete jungle where dreams are made up

There's nothing you can do, here on County Rooooaad

Where Moyesy would've been a winner, ifinithadnebinfer Collina

On County Road, County Road, County Rooooaad...#

 

 

EDIT: The blueshite that read this forum must REALLY fucking hate me! Nil Fucks Given Nisi Up Yer Ma.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Just read that article. One of the comments was "not even the pavement slamming redshite fans would fancy a trip to a war zone".

"pavement slamming"?

 

[Edit] Just seen the Bulgaria reference above.  Sick, twisted shitstripes.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/everton-fans-react-angrily-claims-4189939

 

We react angrily.  It's what we do.

[Beno]

Does anyone know if Aldridge actually said any of those things they're accusing him of.

[Bjornebye]

"I looked at flights and it would cost for me and my lady around €1500. Plus match tickets and hotel then.

 

Considering I spent two grand on 15 days in South Africa 2010, taking in 5 matches (including our 4-1 hammering of England), there's no chance I'm spending almost the same amount just for this.

 

Well in the blues who do make it, much respect!"

 

Erm....... Where in Germany is Liverpool?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

"I looked at flights and it would cost for me and my lady around €1500. Plus match tickets and hotel then.

Considering I spent two grand on 15 days in South Africa 2010, taking in 5 matches (including our 4-1 hammering of England), there's no chance I'm spending almost the same amount just for this.

Well in the blues who do make it, much respect!"

Erm....... Where in Germany is Liverpool?

Kunty Rd ?

[Beno]

Fuckn hell I was curious and read a few threads on that GOT website. It is actually unbelievable how bitter and twisted they are. Every thread descends into a LFC slagging thread with some of the comments are truly below the belt but everyone laughs and praises it whilst calling kopites every name under the sun. Oh the irony!!

Anyone wants a laugh read the European banner thread it would make a brilliant case study for psychiatric students specialising in schizophrenics.

By the way they lead the way with banners and all ours are made by and given out by the club.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Just had a browse of that banner thread!

 

Oh dear. They're such obsessed, poisonous little puppies!

 

Then the two banners they like "Seamus Coleman could nutmeg a mermaid" and "Operation Goodison Exercise" are both homages to Liverpool, as we've already done the mermaid one for Suarez, and the second one touches on Operation Anfield Exercise.

 

If the majority of our banners referenced Everton in some way, I wouldn't think they were boss, funny etc, I'd think it was cringeworthy that even in handicrafts, we couldn't get away from obsessing over our City rivals.

[Harry Squatter]

It's like six degrees of separation, they can turn any footy conversation into a slagging off of Liverpool in the space if a few minutes.

 

Tottenham Hotspur sold

AC Milan

a player called jimmy Greaves

who after playing presented a show called Saint and Greavsie with a fella called

Ian Saint John who

Played for the fuckin Redshite

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Heysel

Norwegians

Meeeeerders

Bwaaark

Teleclappin

The People's club

Ambulance smashing

DJ Twatting

Wall pushing

Pavement slamming

Blag season ticket waiting list

 

 

Redshite!!!!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/banners-flags-for-european-tour.69430/page-3

 

Can't post the image here, but they're all applauding one that said "1985 and 1987. Qualified.  Sorry we're late.  Circumstances beyond our control."

 

Classy.  As ever. 

 

Also, it needs updating: "2005.  Qualified.  We were shit."

 

(Imagine if we tried to make a banner listing every year we'd qualified?)

[Dr Nowt]

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/banners-flags-for-european-tour.69430/page-3

 

Can't post the image here, but they're all applauding one that said "1985 and 1987. Qualified.  Sorry we're late.  Circumstances beyond our control."

 

Classy.  As ever. 

 

Also, it needs updating: "2005.  Qualified.  We were shit."

 

(Imagine if we tried to make a banner listing every year we'd qualified?)

 

Lock up your trophies, Europe.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Also, it needs updating: "2005. Qualified. We were shit."

Well, technically...

[Reckoner]

[Reckoner]

Well, technically...

No, they did not.

[Russ Atmosphere]

No, they did not.

Exactly.

[deiseach]

You don't have to qualify to be a qualifier.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

New slogan

 

Blue Is The True Evertonian Religion

 

Or simply BITTER

[Anubis]

The soft cunts. It's nowhere near where the Russians and Ukranians are facing off. The nearest part of Crimea is Kerch, which is 226 miles away. The actual war zone is probably the best part of 1000 miles away.

[Chocoholic]

I never tire of correcting a mate by telling him that what they qualified for, was the qualifiers... at which point they became the team from Merseyside that was beaten by a Yellow Submarine!

 

Fucks him up every time. But yet, he still never fails to trots it out the next time, and the next...

[Paulie Dangerously]

A reference to Heysel. From an Evertonian? I don't believe it

[bouncebrigade]

The soft cunts. It's nowhere near where the Russians and Ukranians are facing off. The nearest part of Crimea is Kerch, which is 226 miles away. The actual war zone is probably the best part of 1000 miles away.

 

ifithadnerabeenferputin

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

ifithadnerabeenferputin

Ifithadnaalreadybindone

[bouncebrigade]

Ifithadnaalreadybindone

 

Hadn't spotted that.  An honest mistake on my part.