Blackburn fans offered replacement ‘watching grass grow’ season tickets

[AGGERaphobic]

Blackburn football club have begun offering a new ‘Watch The Grass Grow Instead’ season ticket, aimed at supporters who want to enjoy visits to Ewood Park but do not wish to suffer the painful experience of watching Sam Allardyce’s team attempt to play football.

 

A club spokesperson said, “We see this as a unique opportunity for the people of Blackburn to support a team where they love everything about the club - except the team itself.”

 

“They can still enjoy our replica shirts, the walk to the ground, they can sit in their favourite seats and look out onto the pitch confident their afternoon won’t be ruined by a bunch of overpaid hackers scything through anyone in a different coloured shirts.”

 

Lifelong fan Wilf Barton, 82, said, “I love it. I hugely enjoy the experience of being at Ewood park, but this way I don’t have to sit through Sam Allardyce’s barbaric excuse for football.”

 

“I can sit here for hours watching the grass grow. Sometimes a pigeon will land on the pitch. It’s the most enjoyment I’ve had in this stadium in over a year.”

[Fugitive]

[AGGERaphobic]

 

A certain amount of truth in there though, which is why i posted it.....

[Caramac]

l've heard that if those guys take over who have made pots of cash from chickens they are interested in bringing in Thierry Henry as layer manager.

[Original202]

l've heard that if those guys take over who have made pots of cash from chickens they are interested in bringing in Thierry Henry as layer manager.

 

That'd be a good move. Too many fowls with Allardyce, and a poultry 40 points each year isn't good enough.

[Chocoholic]

Chuck it in, the lot of ya.

[llego]

Chuck it in' date=' the lot of ya.[/quote']

 

All you're doing is egging them on.

[Caramac]

....Vergard Heggem as his assistant.

[Fugitive]

Ovaries

[Jorge Borge]

They'll still just be a bunch of quail-house cloggers.

[Original202]

Maybe if they played better football they'd be first on Hatch Of The Day?

[waiting game]

Have they been bought by Chicken farmers? i caught the end of something on the radio...

 

Hope somebody could shine light on this.

[Staniola]

 

True as it may be, the OP's joke was still funnier than yours.

[Spartacus]

No way they'll get that much needed fox in the bock-bock-box now!:(

[Fugitive]

True as it may be, the OP's joke was still funnier than yours.

 

Mine was not a joke. It was statement of intent.

[llego]

True as it may be, the OP's joke was still funnier than yours.

 

Youre a cunt, mate

[AGGERaphobic]

True as it may be, the OP's joke was still funnier than yours.

 

 

This.....

[AGGERaphobic]

Mine was not a joke. It was statement of intent.

 

 

Just as well really coz it wasn't the stuff of rib-ticklers....Yawn :whistle:

[Fugitive]

Just as well really coz it wasn't the stuff of rib-ticklers....Yawn :whistle:

 

Erm, your about as funny as a bad case of fucking hemorrhoids.

 

I'm 78.537 better than you at everything... It's a Science thing.

[AGGERaphobic]

Erm, your about as funny as a bad case of fucking hemorrhoids.

 

I'm 78.537 better than you at everything... It's a Science thing.

 

Oh dear you really do need help you silly little boy!! You'd know all about hemorrhoids seeing as you're full of shit ya tool. :whistle:

[Fugitive]

Oh dear you really do need help you silly little boy!! You'd know all about hemorrhoids seeing as you're full of shit ya tool. :whistle:

 

Silly little boy???

 

Your Ma's a slag and you Nan sells her saggy arse for £2 outside the local lidl.

 

Cunt.

[AGGERaphobic]

Silly little boy???

 

Your Ma's a slag and you Nan sells her saggy arse for £2 outside the local lidl.

 

Cunt.

 

 

I'm gonna leave this now as neither the above are still alive to defend themselves!! I'm so fucking wound now if i got hold of you i'd strangle you to death by ur fucking alice-band, but i'm older than you, better than you, wiser than you and not gonna get drawn into Mum and Nan comments with a silly young pup over the internet. You sir are a first-clas CUNT!!

[Fugitive]

I'm gonna leave this now as neither the above are still alive to defend themselves!! I'm so fucking wound now if i got hold of you i'd strangle you to death by ur fucking alice-band, but i'm older than you, better than you, wiser than you and not gonna get drawn into Mum and Nan comments with a silly young pup over the internet. You sir are a first-clas CUNT!!

 

I dont wear an Alice band.

 

 

[paddyberger15]

Fuge lad, pick your targets. This AGGERaphobic fella seems alright to me. There are some real award winning cunts on here at the moment to hone your skills on, much more deserving of it than him.

[Caramac]

:whistle: Robbie Fowler