Jorge Borge

If he stays he needs to sort himself out. If he goes, adios. I love him, I really do. He has made me love watching football during these last two dire fucking seasons. But, if he wants to leave, fuck off. Simple as. All sounds like excuses to leave, the way it's being painted at the moment. I'd prefer the truth; Real Madrid are better than us and he deserves to be playing for a team better than ourselves. I don't want to hear any shite. Just shit or get off the pot. P.S. Having a few days away from this site and coming back has made me realise just how shite it has become. The same old angry nobheads arguing about the same old shite.

Nice one, Macc. Got me to the 2000, cheers. Just put my remaining sixty-odd in yours, Lee.

About 25. Many thanks if it was you who put the others in there for me. Much appreciated, mate.

I'm about 120 short of the next thing but, having started so late, have no chance of collecting everything - I don't expect anyone to actually spend the time dropping them all off, as it's a massive ball-ache! They should have made a bulk-deposit feature.

I've been visited by the egg fairy... ooh! Many thanks, mystery donor. I need about three hundred snakes for my next prize. I'm not too proud to accept charity. I've got sixty here so I'll send them your way, RedKnight/Jules... if that's your real name.

Cleopatra, coming-atcha.

I've got 140 just sat here if you still need them?

Fair play, no idea about those two as I was recommended Ono by the missus. Films download at 3.5mb/sec so I'm more than happy with it!

Can anyone tell me what the deal with the eggs is, please? Can I open them to get snakes myself or are they purely as gifts for other folk? I've been going in and doing things for you lot and seen some have got eggs lying around but don't know how to set them down to hatch my own.

Just reading this thread and saw this. I can heartily recommend Ono for the internet; they're the only ones who offer the fibre optic shite over here, so the 30MB internet they're selling me never comes in at less than 28-29MB, as opposed to Orange and Vodafone, who I've had previously and weren't nearly as fast/reliable. Vodafone's 20MB used to trickle in at between 6-8MB. And Orange used to cut off all the time.Oh, and they were just massively useless, unhelpful cunts who somehow failed to change my address after I moved for over six months, but still managed to charge me for both properties before finally cutting them both off (which turned out to be a blessing, as I changed to Ono and haven't looked back since).

I've no idea what could have been going through his head. Then another one, in response to, "What are your thoughts on Moyes?" came up with, "Good luck to him, he's done well and deserves the biggest job in football." Sorry? I'm lost for words and have just had to just leave the conversations be.

I put that Taff's Tavern picture on Faceaids the other day, laughing at the appointment, and the first comment it got was from a Bitter mate of mine, saying simply, "Jealous?" I don't understand.

I can see that I'm going to play this shite loads for a month, then delete it when I've realised how much time I've wasted on it. Good fun at the moment, though. As said earlier, perfect toilet entertainment. I added a load of you yesterday, by the way. I'm d-note972, if you're wondering who the mystery person was. What's the deal with adding folk? Is it just to do some housekeeping for them while they're away? I presume you don't rob each other's money and whatnot?

Just completed this a couple of days ago and thought it was fantastic. As long as you keep mixing up the side missions, unlocking the island and missions themselves then it doesn't get too samey; a couple of the rickety antenna towers just pissed me off. The outposts, supply drops and assassination missions were the best parts of the game for me; working out how to stealth everyone. I found out you can just pop people from distance, as long as they don't see you, but that takes all the fun and skill out of it. The story was great, with loads of mad missions, but the ending could have been a lot better. Reckon I'll leave it and go back and do the tribe missions again when I'm bored. The relics can go whistle.

Glad I read this thread and started watching this. Great telly with some wonderfully uncomfortable moments and I can't wait for the last episode now. Warning! The following content is NOT WORK SAFE. Click the Show button to reveal. I particularly liked the scene in the motel room when Stan went to see Phillip after Amador had died. I was just cringing inside, it was awful. It's got a bit of everything - it's even got Johnboy Walton, for fuck's sake; what more could you want?

That was ace, Zig. Enjoyed it very much. Here are some of my current MP3 favoritos: Starving Artists Crew - Motivate (album: Up Pops The Sac) [YOUTUBE]xeRoFYIdoU0[/YOUTUBE] J-Live - Satisfied (album: All of the Above) [YOUTUBE]aCRIuq56Pss[/YOUTUBE] Kero One - In All The Wrong Places (album: Windmills of the Soul) [YOUTUBE]LUGC99GHrFM[/YOUTUBE] Pete Philly - Free (album: Mindstate) [YOUTUBE]SzFIbMI6WTQ[/YOUTUBE]

I gave up last May and feel as RJFC described but, knowing this time was the last, that it was absolutely final, made it horrendous. I think Zig's philosophy of never taking it for granted, remembering you're an addict who just hasn't smoked for a while, is the only way to be sure. Best of luck to those of you that are giving up. The withdrawal feelings come less and less frequently and only last 10 or 20 minutes. Ride each one at a time, keep saying no, and gradually you'll forget you were having them. I heard the markers were 3 days, 3 weeks, 3 months and then 3 years. Aim for one at a time as little goals are easier to achieve. Celebrate each one, just not with a snout.

I'd stick it between her legs. In her fanny, I mean. Not just between her legs. She's not fat enough for a bagpipe either.

You watt?

Fortunately I only work with one Blueshite, but the majority of our conversations end with me shaking my head. Him in work today: "Who you got in Europe tomorrow... oh, no... that's right... ". I told him they must be the only team that take the piss out of someone else for getting knocked out of a cup they didn't even qualify for. It's the same Blueshite that, whilst practically frothing at the mouth, accused Suarez of trying to finish Distin's career in the derby... because he's black. Just incredible.

I agree with this wholeheartedly. It's a pot that many people shit into on numerous occasions every single day. If someone's gone to the trouble of fixing a lid to it, use it. And regarding shoes, I take them off wherever I go. Mainly because it's more comfortable but also for the hygiene. The majority of carpets must be disgustingly dirty; wood/tiles and a snug pair of carpet slippers and away you go.

I know everyone talks about Diouf, but for me the biggest embarrassment we've ever had playing for us is this cunt. He's just a stain on our history and I hate it whenever he opens his fat hole and mentions us.

Not with Suarez in the team he won't, the diabolical bastard.

There's obviously a connection between me donating money and people arguing about Rafa. Sorry, Dave; it's for the good of the many that I send you not a penny more.

Woah, now. If I smoke, how do you expect me to savour the rosy smell of my own farts?