Is it OK to shit in the downstairs toliet?

[Jennings]

Our new house has a downstairs toilet.

 

We call it the downstairs cloak (although we dont hang coats in it) we feel this adds a touch of verisimilitude to our self-claimed poshness.

 

Mrs Jennings says it isn't for shitting in. She has forbidden shitting in the downstairs bog.

 

I have googled this quandary - but there doesn't appear to be a popular stance on this.

 

I'll abide by this vote.

Edited July 21, 2010 by Jennings

[RJ Fan club]

Yes.

[Guest davelfc]

 

There will be no solids in the downstairs toilet

[neko]

popular opinion is likely going to be 'yes', but i'm going with 'no'.

 

if you want to be posh, then you should keep it free of such degradation. i just renovated our main bathroom, and it's far to nice for such things.

 

i have my own man-cave downstairs that i prefer for quiet seclusion anyways.

[Hand Shandy]

It's a toilet.

 

Therefore you can shit in it.

 

If she doesn't want you to use it for its natural purpose, she should replace it with a urinal...

[Travis Bickle]

Yes. But leave a wire coat hanger to hand incase the bastard wont flush and you need to break its back.

[Fugitive]

It's actively encouraged.

 

If she gives you any stick, rip it out and install a urinal. She'll wish she'd never bothered moaning then.

[a stoner]

To change her mind next time she anounces she is going for a nice long soak in the bath go take the biggest smelliest dump you can.

Problem solved.

[The Dude Abides]

[Guest TK-421]

Shit where you like in my gaff. Scat is all the rage.

[RedKnight]

Fire away, my friend.

[RedKnight]

I'd like to add that my house has three floors, I have a bog on every floor. I have always made it my business to take a dump in every toilet on every floor, depending on how the mood takes me.

[Lucky Pierre]

Of course. As long as it's your house.

[JohnnyH]

Damn rite. It's good to spread the shite around the toilets (not literally). A downstairs shite with the door open so you can hear the TV is ace. Better again if you can actually see the TV through some top notch mirror placement.

[Anubis]

Any toilet, irrespective of it's location, always looks better if my shit has graced it.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I live in a shared house with 3 toilets. My floor, the first floor and the ground floor. I feel comfortable shitting in the toilet on my floor because it is on my floor. I would only use the 1st floor toilet in an emergency for a shite and the downstairs bog is only for pissing and washing hands

[sir roger]

I have found the quickest way to attaining a spell in the spare room is to wait until about 10 minutes before the wife's mates arrive & then leaving a miasma in our downstairs loo that would put a fungus on a sheepskin coat.

 

If ever asked to summarise the ethos of the general forum, I would have to point to this thread heading inexorably towards three-figures in posts while Franz de Waal's intellectual musings slide down the postings like a brick thrown down Gaping Ghyll.

 

I'm not sure whether this is a good thing or not.

[neko]

i'm such a prude.

 

actually, it's more of a design thing. i bet karl would vote 'no'.

 

architects hate people ruining their buildings.

[Acid]

I live in a bungalow, so I kind of have to... my dad has a downstairs toilet right by the kitchen, and I wouldn't shit in there cos it really is right by the kitchen, but since I said yes to my own, I have to say yes on the poll.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Slater in it.

[Remmie]

It's a toilet.

 

Perhaps I'm missing something?

[RedinSweden]

We are that posh that we have two full bathrooms. Mrs RiS and the kids all use the upstairs one as it has bath and shower. I just have a shower in mine. I probably do 98% of my shits in mine, which is downstairs. I try to avoid it if guests are about to arrive and I know its going to be the shit equivalent of napalm. then i will blast hers and leave the window open.

Mine is the newly decorated one too, grey walls and chrome and glass fittings and a walk in shower with glass doors. It is pure man.

[Guest ShoePiss]

I don't know what is making me laugh more, the downstairs cloak or asking if you can shit in a toilet.

 

If someone asked me to shit in a downstairs cloak I'd just say no.

[RedinSweden]

I don't know what is making me laugh more, the downstairs cloak or asking if you can shit in a toilet.

 

If someone asked me to shit in a downstairs cloak I'd just say no.

 

Sounds like a poncho that covers your arse.

[Thants]

When I lived in a house with a downstairs toilet for 6 years I never shat in it. It was John's toilet.