Instant cunt identifiers

[Ezekiel 25:17]

1 hour ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Owning a hairless cat or dog.

Now ay.

[Pete]

They have a first name of James and second of Corden. 

[Section_31]

Have climbed a mountain but not for charity.

 

Competative dad on steds.

 

"Breathe that air, reminds me of when I did Mount Fuckamanjaro in my sister's Berghaus and a pair of slippers in just under 18 hours and 12 seconds.

 

"This is why I don't like poor people, they want everything on a plate, when all they have to do is get their mind and body right and they too can have a lifetime of achievement."

[AngryOfTuebrook]

22 hours ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Men with them little pillows around their necks when boarding a plane.

 

people who recline their chair on a plane.

 

People who instantly get up and start getting shit out their over head bag on a plane.

 

people who go the toilet before the plane has even taken off.

 

People who rush to get on or off planes, it's allocated seating you complete cunt it's irrelevant when you get on.

Been on holiday, have yer?

[Clem H Fandango]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

"This is why I don't like poor people, they want everything on a plate, when all they have to do is get their mind and body right and they too can have a lifetime of achievement."

I read that in the voice of Jeffrey lebrowski.

[Furmedge]

6 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Been on holiday, have yer?

I'm planning a round the world trip for six months in the winter.  Cheaper than sitting at home doing fuck all and paying for the gas and leccy.

[lifetime fan]

Any bloke wearing pale slacks and a sky blue shirt. 
 

It’s a cunt uniform. 

[Harry Squatter]

On 16/05/2022 at 13:11, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Men with them little pillows around their necks when boarding a plane.

 

people who recline their chair on a plane.

 

People who instantly get up and start getting shit out their over head bag on a plane.

 

people who go the toilet before the plane has even taken off.

 

People who rush to get on or off planes, it's allocated seating you complete cunt it's irrelevant when you get on.

Also people who come and talk to someone near you and stand in the aisle next to you for fucking ages.

[Elite]

These positive mental attitude numpties, there was one on Alone (Survival show) stating how he's a teacher and promotes this message to the kids he teaches.

 

He lasted 2 days.

[Section_31]

They don't look bad in shorts.

 

[Harry Squatter]

On 16/05/2022 at 15:28, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

I had extra leg room on my last flight as I'm quite tall, the fat pig in front of me reclined their chair full, and then put his feet up pressed against the wall in front of him, totally removes the space from extra leg room, makes the screen in the back of the chair face down, horrible twat.

Some dickhead did this to me on a flight back from Cuba. It was a Thomas Cook flight so the legroom was the same as a Ryanair flight except its a 9 hour flight rather than a short 2 hours to Spain.

 

Went off my head as my legs were basically trapped and started shoving the back seat telling him to move it back. He was competely baffled that I wouldn't be happy to sit there for 9 hours like that. Total bellend. 

[Section_31]

Grown men who ride a BMX.

 

Anyone who doesn't think Sophie Ellis Bextor is attractive. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

56 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Grown men who ride a BMX.

 

Anyone who doesn't think Sophie Ellis Bextor is attractive. 

20" wheels I'd agree with you.

 

The big SE bikes are great though. 

[Bruce Spanner]

To a fucking man, these fucking clowns.

 

 

[stringvest]

What a way to lead your life.  Serfs. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

2 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

To a fucking man, these fucking clowns.

 

 

I'll bet the cunts are first on the phone complaining of rough sleepers in their own neighbourhood.

[manwiththestick]

3 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

To a fucking man, these fucking clowns.

 

 

Check his hard drive.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[Mook]

1 minute ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

 

Ha ha, I think he's my new hero.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 minutes ago, Mook said:

Ha ha, I think he's my new hero.

And style icon?

[Mook]

13 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

And style icon?

He's certainly pulled that 'I used to be in Deep Purple' look off really nicely although I think his hat is possibly a few sizes too wee for his head.

[Tony Moanero]

Saying “knocked it out of the park”.

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Saying “knocked it out of the park”.

Senior management within our business seemed to have latched onto this and also 'let's smash it' recently. Very annoying.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

Senior management within our business seemed to have latched onto this and also 'let's smash it' recently. Very annoying.

See if you can get "let's cunt it in the bastard" to catch on.