Yoko Ono's Twitter Messages

[Juniper]

Now I'm not one of these Beatle fans who blame her for the breakup of the band and she's never really registered on my annoy list but I've seen a few of her updates on Shitter but fuck me, she comes out with the most bizzare things.

 

Look after your hometown in your mind. Send it lots of love

 

In your mind help anyone in your hometown who needs help. If there are any broken-down houses, mend them in your mind

 

If there are any people who are ill in your hometown, make them better in your mind

 

If there are any children who are crying in your hometown, wipe their tears away in your mind

 

If anything has ever happened in your hometown, think about it, and try to take away the pain that’s still there.

 

If there’s something terrible going on in your hometown now, focus your thoughts on it, and try to take away all the pain.

 

Quietly tell your best friends about the problems of your hometown, and ask them to solve them in their minds

 

If any of the streets need cleaning in your hometown, clean them in your mind.

 

Errrrrrrrr yeah, alright love. Types of sayings like this really do my nut in. Full of pretentious shite that only hippys and mentalists see any sense in. Mend/clean your hometown in your mind? You wha...?

 

She must be loosing the plot with all this stuff and also the recent selling of John Lennon footage for a bleeding Car Advert.

 

Mental!

[Ginny]

if you need money... make it in your mind. Dont whore your late husbands genius to a fuckin car advert you stupid twat!

[Hand Shandy]

She's always been mental.

[JER]

Last night the wife said, oh baby when you're dead, you don't take nothing but your soul - except when the wife sells it to Toyoto for 50 pieces of silver

 

When you see a money grabbing, talentless bitch in your hometown, take her down with your mind

[She Knows It]

To be fair to the mental old bitch, she does take an interest in John Lennon's hometown. My lad used to go to Dovedale Infants, where John Lennon and George Harrison used to go, and she would regularly make large donations to the school to improve facilities for the kids.

[Rafa_The_Gaffa]

Last night the wife said, oh baby when you're dead, you don't take nothing but your soul - except when the wife sells it to Toyoto for 50 pieces of silver

 

When you see a money grabbing, talentless bitch in your hometown, take her down with your mind

 

What should you do when you've got a pair of them and they own your club?

[Guest ShoePiss]

Now I'm not one of these Beatle fans who blame her for the breakup of the band and she's never really registered on my annoy list but I've seen a few of her updates on Shitter but fuck me, she comes out with the most bizzare things.

 

Look after your hometown in your mind. Send it lots of love

 

In your mind help anyone in your hometown who needs help. If there are any broken-down houses, mend them in your mind

 

If there are any people who are ill in your hometown, make them better in your mind

 

If there are any children who are crying in your hometown, wipe their tears away in your mind

 

If anything has ever happened in your hometown, think about it, and try to take away the pain that’s still there.

 

If there’s something terrible going on in your hometown now, focus your thoughts on it, and try to take away all the pain.

 

Quietly tell your best friends about the problems of your hometown, and ask them to solve them in their minds

 

If any of the streets need cleaning in your hometown, clean them in your mind.

 

Errrrrrrrr yeah, alright love. Types of sayings like this really do my nut in. Full of pretentious shite that only hippys and mentalists see any sense in. Mend/clean your hometown in your mind? You wha...?

 

She must be loosing the plot with all this stuff and also the recent selling of John Lennon footage for a bleeding Car Advert.

 

Mental!

 

At least she's doing something! What are you doing mentally for your home town eh???

[Guest ShoePiss]

*currently wishing away lads who warm their hands down the front of trackie bottoms

[hamstrung]

Her "poetry" in the 60's was basically the same as these things.

 

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