Lucas

[El Rojo]

Rafa misheard Hicks and Gillett saying 'we'll give you money to buy top class players' as 'we'll give you money to buy top class players.'

 

Ooooooh, political.

[Stu Monty]

Rick Parry misheard David Moores. He thought he said "Get me a steak and kidney pie" and in fact he said "Get me a meat and potato pie". When he came back and Moores called him a fuck up they both sat in silence for the rest of the match.

 

That one is actually true.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Why are people posting serious shit about Lucas on here, I want to hear about the fact Rafa signed Big sami over other towering centre backs becasue of his radical dress sense, his vw van and his penchant for weed and free loving. I think the conversation went something like Parry "yes but Rafa the big Fin is unproven and is a gamble" Rafa "he is Hippier no ??" Parry "er yes but..." (Rafa Interrupts) "Sign him up Rick, Carrots and peace".

[RedinSweden]

Rick Parry phoned Rafa and asked him what player he should get. At that moment his sister was over with her new child. Rafa shouted "I can't hear you, this bloody cryin' babby". Rick said "Ryan Babel?. OK!"

[goatboy59]

You know that disbelieving gawpy face Simon Cowell does?

 

That.

[Mel Wood]

Rafa heard "Voronin is a Ukranian international"

Rafa -''Hee's really international?''

''No, Ukrainian. You're thinking of Benayoun''.

[The Chief]

Why are people posting serious shit about Lucas on here, I want to hear about the fact Rafa signed Big sami over other towering centre backs becasue of his radical dress sense, his vw van and his penchant for weed and free loving. I think the conversation went something like Parry "yes but Rafa the big Fin is unproven and is a gamble" Rafa "he is Hippier no ??" Parry "er yes but..." (Rafa Interrupts) "Sign him up Rick, Carrots and peace".

 

That's really good that Zeke, except Houllier signed the big fella!!

[The Special One]

That's really good that Zeke, except Houllier signed the big fella!!

 

Yes. Because it's clear how everyone in this thread is aiming for accuracy.

[The Chief]

Rafa said to Parry "I need to wash my hair go get me some Wash n go shampoo" and he came back with N'gog, N'Goo and Amoo, just in case.

 

Or, Parry and Rafa talking about food and Rafa said "I can't stand them Frogs legs, I always think of them jumping" so Parry got him N'Gog, the only fucking Frog in the world that can't jump!!!

[llego]

Hey now lay off Ngog ok

[darnells]

Here we go again, let's all blame Lucas and forget the fact that we had PLENTY of shite playing last night, Sean Dundee was a better forward than N'fuckoff and the fat Ukrainian cunt, and he was one of the worst ever in a Liverpool shirt.

 

I'm not sticking up for Lucas here, he's shite as well, but FFS blame some of the other players as well, fucking Dirk "he's good him he runs about like a madman for the team". I'D fucking run about like a madman if I got his wages!

 

Rafa misheard Dirk as well, he said "Im a centre forward" but Rafa though he said "I'm a right winger". Right cunt more like.

 

Lucas isn't to blame for the defeat but that doesn't change the fact that he offers nothing and goes missing against decent opposition.

[Malarkey]

He's rubbish 'cos he's a blonde Brazillian. Who ever heard of a blonde Brazillian that can play football?

 

Garrincha also had blonde hair. But he dyed it after shagging a Goat. The mad bastard.

[Lambo]

Im still struggling to understand what he actually does. He doesnt excel at defending or attacking and lacks the passing vision and character to control a game. He just seems to take up space.

[Nomad]

Rafa asked one of the of the Scouts to go shopping and get the Daily Echo.

 

He came back with a Daniel Pacheco

 

BoomBoom

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No....

[stevienando]

Lucas' form of late hasn't been very good... Average at best.

 

Fuck. I blame Lucas.

 

Wait...

[hamstrung]

Thought he was excellent today

 

And that's not "Lucas" excellent.

 

That's anydefinitionyouwant excellent.

[Carlos Durninio]

Fair play to the lad, he was outstanding today.

[Steve Holt]

Top class today he really was.

[Red-Ed]

One of our best players - got forward well at times. Can't think of him giving the ball away on any occasions?

 

I think he raises his game for the big occasions but he needs to show the same quality and stamp his authority on games where he is actually better than the opposition.

 

Broke forward as well and did well for the second goal - I still think with a little more confidence he could become a very very good player. Utd missed Fletcher - he could be our equivalent.

[Trucker Paddy]

Thought he was excellent today

 

And that's not "Lucas" excellent.

 

That's anydefinitionyouwant excellent.

 

best game for us right up to the end it was him who ran forward with Ngog, him and Mascherano were both outstanding.

[Crazyhorse7778]

Agreed. He was superb.

[t1971]

Brilliant today

[zigackly]

Good game today, more of that please.

[Guest Dog Chaser]

Brilliant workrate from Lucas today, him and Mascherano bossed the midfield.

[odris]

He was excellent today apart from a few free-kicks he gave away near our area but he was good apart from that.