The world of a woman.

[Dougie Do'ins]

43 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

She's just yelled upstairs to me 'how many fish fingers do you want?' Now I can hear her moaning about something else.

 

This one is gonna last.

You sure theres not a hidden message there mate ?

[Guest]

Are we talking -8 Celsius or Fahrenheit?

[Mudface]

Just now, Shooter in the Motor said:

Are we talking -8 Celsius or Fahrenheit?

Kelvin. Brass monkeys up here.

[Mook]

It was -2 when I got the bus to work at 8:10 this morning & hasn't gone much above 0 all day.

 

The weekend is meant to be more like 8 degrees though.

[Remmie]

7 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Are we talking -8 Celsius or Fahrenheit?

The only person who still uses Fahrenheit in this country is Jacob Rees-Mogg

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Remmie said:

The only person who still uses Fahrenheit in this country is Jacob Rees-Mogg

Is it possible that Remmie has uncovered my true identity?

 

[Remmie]

I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone for the tremendous debate about average temperature patterns for Edinburgh in November. It's really made this thread one for the ages and I've stuck my cock in a vice and drizzled marmalade on it several times whilst reading.

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone for the tremendous debate about average temperature patterns for Edinburgh in November. It's really made this thread one for the ages and I've stuck my cock in a vice and drizzled marmalade on it several times whilst reading.

You're welcome Rem, knowing that you believe in me makes it all worthwhile.

[VladimirIlyich]

Its minus overnight here in the North West so not a big deal to believe its a few degrees cooler in the land of the fried Mars bar.

RiS up for me Clive.

[General Dryness]

4 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Its minus overnight here in the North West so not a big deal to believe its a few degrees cooler in the land of the fried Mars bar.

RiS up for me Clive.

Never doubted your wisdom for a second.

[Captain Turdseye]

Careful now, you’ll make the poor lad cry.  

[VladimirIlyich]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

Careful now, you’ll make the poor lad cry.  

Like Stig does to me when he forgets the lube.

[General Dryness]

41 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Careful now, you’ll make the poor lad cry.  

Careful now, you might make me give a fuck.

 

Nah.

[Anubis]

 

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Love my missus dearly, however, having moved around 10 times over the last 12 years including one cross continent and 3 interstate, for which she has mainly been out the way and in work for - she is feeling the pressure now, I’m incapacitated and have been warned direction only.

things are getting a little frayed.

we have movers doing the heavy stuff, but when I’m suggesting it’s important what boxes go where for unpacking purposes, she is getting a bit sharp. She also seems to want to block all of the work surfaces with shite, which I the have to move. 
she sent me around the new place before to see the smoke detector gadgee, and when I opened up she had left one of the hobs on, I reckon she is trying to bump me off.

[Bjornebye]

5 hours ago, arthur friedenreich said:

Love my missus dearly, however, having moved around 10 times over the last 12 years including one cross continent and 3 interstate, for which she has mainly been out the way and in work for - she is feeling the pressure now, I’m incapacitated and have been warned direction only.

things are getting a little frayed.

we have movers doing the heavy stuff, but when I’m suggesting it’s important what boxes go where for unpacking purposes, she is getting a bit sharp. She also seems to want to block all of the work surfaces with shite, which I the have to move. 
she sent me around the new place before to see the smoke detector gadgee, and when I opened up she had left one of the hobs on, I reckon she is trying to bump me off.

You might want to consider going Interstellar mate. 

 

Seriously what is up with them they are amazing when you meet them then as soon as you feel happy in the relationship they bring out the swords. Bastards. 

[ZonkoVille77]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

You might want to consider going Interstellar mate. 

 

Seriously what is up with them they are amazing when you meet them then as soon as you feel happy in the relationship they bring out the swords. Bastards. 

 

They are incapable of being happy and want us to suffer with them.

 

Snakes with tits.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

They are incapable of being happy and want us to suffer with them.

 

Snakes with tits.

Agreed. Fancy a shag? 

[ZonkoVille77]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Agreed. Fancy a shag? 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

 

 

[Davelfc]

8 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

 

Dead easy, if you got chocolate fingers too, you're a nonce./ 

[Captain Turdseye]

9 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

 

 

There was a few funny replies to that tweet. I was chuckling away to myself until I got down to the bit where she said Freddos now cost 35p. Now I’m raging. 35p. That’s a fucking disgrace. Seems like every year they go up in price. 

 

35p. 

[VladimirIlyich]

15 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

There was a few funny replies to that tweet. I was chuckling away to myself until I got down to the bit where she said Freddos now cost 35p. Now I’m raging. 35p. That’s a fucking disgrace. Seems like every year they go up in price. 

 

35p. 

If they are cadburys the chocolate is shite too.

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

There was a few funny replies to that tweet. I was chuckling away to myself until I got down to the bit where she said Freddos now cost 35p. Now I’m raging. 35p. That’s a fucking disgrace. Seems like every year they go up in price. 

 

35p. 

70p for a threeway. Fucking scandal.

[VladimirIlyich]

I now know why she is named roofy.