What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Elite]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

My wife bought some new cutlery from Argos. It has red handles. Look at the state of the repulsive bastards.

 

Such distressing scenes should be kept to oneself.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, TheBitch said:

You don’t have a biscuit tin?

Of course, but it isn’t big enough for my Christmas supply of biscuits.

[Strontium]

Is the red fork for eating or tilling soil?

 

PS I'm going to need better images of those biscuits

[Tony Moanero]

19 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Is the red fork for eating or tilling soil?

 

PS I'm going to need better images of those biscuits

 

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

 

They look incredible.

[Jairzinho]

They are. 

 

Think I mentioned a few months ago that I went through most of the packet and then spend a decent amount of time pissing out of my arse.

[Elite]

I'm definitely buying some next time I go shopping.

[lifetime fan]

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

No, my living room. I like Tupperware, airtight Tupperware. I don’t want cooking smells permeating my biscuits.

You have tiles and work top in your living room? 

[Stouffer]

Quality biscuits them borders.

[Curly]

6 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

My wife bought some new cutlery from Argos. It has red handles. Look at the state of the repulsive bastards.

 

I like them. Ergonomically they look like absolute dreamboats 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

8 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

My wife bought some new cutlery from Argos. It has red handles. Look at the state of the repulsive bastards.

 

Would rather starve than eat with cutlery that isn't just steel.

[TheHowieLama]

13 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Would rather starve than eat with cutlery that isn't just steel.

Yea, they are brutal.

 

Moany, can you send a couple in the post so I can gouge my eyes out?

[Bob]

Wasn’t sure if this should go in world of a woman or in here, but she assures me it’s breakfast.

 

My missus woke me up half an hour ago (I stayed up too late playing fifa after being annoyed watching the *ootball) with the words “I’ve made you a brilliant breakfast, my love”.

 

full disclosure, I only realised the eggy bread was charcoal underneath after tucking in so that’s not clear from the photo.

 

Bacon, black pudding, beans and eggy bread. Tasted better than it looked.

 

 

[DalyanPete]

21 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Jesus wept. I read your original post wrong. 
 

 

GF sinks to a new low.

[DalyanPete]

23 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Made my first cooked breakfast in a while this morning for me and my girl. Had no sausages which was a shame but otherwise splendid.

 

tye triangular black pudding is to die for. Bought a whole one from the butchers on xmas eve when I picked up the beef fillet for my xmas day beef Wellington.

 

 

Your beans look wrong, nuked?

[cloggypop]

Fucking triangles 

[DJLJ]

22 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

I've had some clonakilty black pudding for the 1st time. You Irish bastards are spoilt if this quality of black pudding is available everywhere. Certainly better than any of our supermarket black pudding. 

Just down the road and yeah both white and black pudding is better over here. 

[Rushies tash]

1 minute ago, DJLJ said:

Just down the road and yeah both white and black pudding is better over here. 

Nothing quite like an Irish fry to sort out a hangover.

[Pidge]

We all carrying on and pretending Bob's other post didn't happen?

 

Probably for the best...

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Wasn’t sure if this should go in world of a woman or in here, but she assures me it’s breakfast.

 

My missus woke me up half an hour ago (I stayed up too late playing fifa after being annoyed watching the *ootball) with the words “I’ve made you a brilliant breakfast, my love”.

 

full disclosure, I only realised the eggy bread was charcoal underneath after tucking in so that’s not clear from the photo.

 

Bacon, black pudding, beans and eggy bread. Tasted better than it looked.

 

 

Well at least she made an effort of sorts. 2/10. 

[No2]

Bought this bad boy in the sale yesterday, the fruits of its labour are in the oven.

[No2]

Bought this bad boy in the sale yesterday, the fruits of its labour are on a plate.

[Jennings]

4 minutes ago, No2 said:

Bought this bad boy in the sale yesterday, the fruits of its labour are on a plate.

Dave can you ban this cunt? My kids saw this.

[Captain Willard]

6 minutes ago, No2 said:

Bought this bad boy in the sale yesterday, the fruits of its labour are on a plate.

The eggs are a bit burnt and there are no mushrooms, tomatoes or brown toast but otherwise a solid effort with thankfully no beans. The bacon looks tasty.  6/10 for me. 

[No2]

8 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

The eggs are a bit burnt and there are no mushrooms, tomatoes or brown toast but otherwise a solid effort with thankfully no beans. The bacon looks tasty.  6/10 for me. 

The eggs were burnt but that wasn't the purpose of today, it was all about the sausages, bacon and pudding, they were spectacular.