What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[polymerpunkah]

In Las Vegas, needed a spot to watch the unmentionable, so thought I'd have breakfast as well.

 

McMullan's Pub Full Irish:

 

Three eggs

Black and white pudding

One sausage

Bacon

Fried potatoes

One slice of toast

English black tea

 

Cost: 16 USD 

 

It was excellent. Eggs could have used another ten seconds, as could the tomato, but every thing else was perfect.

 

Loses a point for no mushrooms, of course. 

 

Offered beans for an added two bucks--I'm pretty sure the server is forced to ask, as he had a relieved look on his face when I declined. Even he wanted no part of them. And rightly so.

 

Good crowd, btw. All LFC, singing, chanting, boozing like mad at 9 in the morning.

 

 

 

[Mudface]

Just when I thought I was in remission.

[Remmie]

Served on a frisbee so you can conveniently throw that pile of shite away in one quick action.

[Remmie]

Full Irish, indeed.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, polymerpunkah said:

 

Fucking hell. You need to find the person who cooked that and do this to them.

 

[Jairzinho]

Were you in a cave?

[TheBitch]

No beans. Negged. 

[Mook]

5 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

In Las Vegas, needed a spot to watch the unmentionable, so thought I'd have breakfast as well.

 

McMullan's Pub Full Irish:

 

Three eggs

Black and white pudding

One sausage

Bacon

Fried potatoes

One slice of toast

English black tea

 

Cost: 16 USD 

 

It was excellent. Eggs could have used another ten seconds, as could the tomato, but every thing else was perfect.

 

Loses a point for no mushrooms, of course. 

 

Offered beans for an added two bucks--I'm pretty sure the server is forced to ask, as he had a relieved look on his face when I declined. Even he wanted no part of them. And rightly so.

 

Good crowd, btw. All LFC, singing, chanting, boozing like mad at 9 in the morning.

 

 

 

 

[KMD7]

5 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

In Las Vegas, needed a spot to watch the unmentionable, so thought I'd have breakfast as well.

 

McMullan's Pub Full Irish:

 

Three eggs

Black and white pudding

One sausage

Bacon

Fried potatoes

One slice of toast

English black tea

 

Cost: 16 USD 

 

It was excellent. Eggs could have used another ten seconds, as could the tomato, but every thing else was perfect.

 

Loses a point for no mushrooms, of course. 

 

Offered beans for an added two bucks--I'm pretty sure the server is forced to ask, as he had a relieved look on his face when I declined. Even he wanted no part of them. And rightly so.

 

Good crowd, btw. All LFC, singing, chanting, boozing like mad at 9 in the morning.

 

 

 

 

[Bob]

What happens in Vegas should definitely, in this instance, stay in fucking Vegas.

 

the one positive is that they let you stay in there during the power cut, rather than evacuating.

[Anubis]

Surely a full Irish demands lightly toasted soda bread, not normal toast?

[Remmie]

 

3 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Surely a full Irish demands lightly toasted soda bread, not normal toast?

It looks like this establishment's interpretation of a full Irish was to pick lukewarm items out of the bin and then serve it on the lid. 

[skend04]

6 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

In Las Vegas, needed a spot to watch the unmentionable, so thought I'd have breakfast as well.

 

McMullan's Pub Full Irish:

 

Three eggs

Black and white pudding

One sausage

Bacon

Fried potatoes

One slice of toast

English black tea

 

Cost: 16 USD 

 

It was excellent. Eggs could have used another ten seconds, as could the tomato, but every thing else was perfect.

 

Loses a point for no mushrooms, of course. 

 

Offered beans for an added two bucks--I'm pretty sure the server is forced to ask, as he had a relieved look on his face when I declined. Even he wanted no part of them. And rightly so.

 

Good crowd, btw. All LFC, singing, chanting, boozing like mad at 9 in the morning.

 

 

 

Hold on! So you paid £13 for this plate of what can only be described as leftovers from when they empty the bins, and then you have the cheek to proclaim you refused beans? Fucks sake. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

7 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

In Las Vegas, needed a spot to watch the unmentionable, so thought I'd have breakfast as well.

 

McMullan's Pub Full Irish:

 

Three eggs

Black and white pudding

One sausage

Bacon

Fried potatoes

One slice of toast

English black tea

 

Cost: 16 USD 

 

It was excellent. Eggs could have used another ten seconds, as could the tomato, but every thing else was perfect.

 

Loses a point for no mushrooms, of course. 

 

Offered beans for an added two bucks--I'm pretty sure the server is forced to ask, as he had a relieved look on his face when I declined. Even he wanted no part of them. And rightly so.

 

Good crowd, btw. All LFC, singing, chanting, boozing like mad at 9 in the morning.

 

 

 

 

16$ for that shite! I'm guessing they are lucky they didn't serve that to a man with a gun who holds grudges. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

7 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

In Las Vegas, needed a spot to watch the unmentionable, so thought I'd have breakfast as well.

 

McMullan's Pub Full Irish:

 

Three eggs

Black and white pudding

One sausage

Bacon

Fried potatoes

One slice of toast

English black tea

 

Cost: 16 USD 

 

It was excellent. Eggs could have used another ten seconds, as could the tomato, but every thing else was perfect.

 

Loses a point for no mushrooms, of course. 

 

Offered beans for an added two bucks--I'm pretty sure the server is forced to ask, as he had a relieved look on his face when I declined. Even he wanted no part of them. And rightly so.

 

Good crowd, btw. All LFC, singing, chanting, boozing like mad at 9 in the morning.

 

 

 

Looks like a World Map in food done by a 6 year old for a school project.

Hope you sought out Medical and Psychiatric attention after downing that monstrosity. May God have mercy on your soul.

[Dougie Do'ins]

7 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

 

The butter or whatever spread it was was obviously stright out of the fridge. It looks like someone has very crudely tried to fill a hole in the toast.

Only one bacon & one sausage ?

Those potato things look like the stuff that's at the bottom of a chip pan.

The eggs don't look to bad.

I get why it's so dark. They were in the middle of changing the light bulb and just thought fuck it, lets turn the lampshade over and serve his food on it. 

 

[Elite]

7 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

In Las Vegas, needed a spot to watch the unmentionable, so thought I'd have breakfast as well.

 

McMullan's Pub Full Irish:

 

Three eggs

Black and white pudding

One sausage

Bacon

Fried potatoes

One slice of toast

English black tea

 

Cost: 16 USD 

 

It was excellent. Eggs could have used another ten seconds, as could the tomato, but every thing else was perfect.

 

Loses a point for no mushrooms, of course. 

 

Offered beans for an added two bucks--I'm pretty sure the server is forced to ask, as he had a relieved look on his face when I declined. Even he wanted no part of them. And rightly so.

 

Good crowd, btw. All LFC, singing, chanting, boozing like mad at 9 in the morning.

 

 

 

It's opposite of the Chronicles of Riddick, you have to eat it in the dark because soon as any light appears that monstrosity will tear you to pieces.

 

[aRdja]

On 31/08/2019 at 10:52, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Meeting an old school mate for a pint before I headed back north turned into an unplanned big night out last night, and I kipped on my mates sofa. Woke up rough as fuck.

 

weve just been for brekkie at a hipster cafe place in the jewellery quarter in

 

Establishment: Urban Jewellery Quarter, Birmingham.

 

Price: £9.25 plus £3 for coffee.

 

Verdict: just what the doctor ordered. Bloody lovely. Decided not to add black pudding cause I was already spending a tenner on a breakfast and that was an extra £1.25:

 

Fabulous curly sausage, but just standard pork, no Cumberland herby nonsense. Delicious.

 

2 bacon hiding under the sausage. Nicely cooked. A bit strong in their smokiness if I’m being super critical.

 

2 perfectly poached eggs.

 

really nice sourdough toast.

 

tomato was better cooked than it looks.

 

all in all, that’s a bloody strong 9/10 for me.

 

 

£9.25 and still no black pudding?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

On 31/08/2019 at 10:52, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Meeting an old school mate for a pint before I headed back north turned into an unplanned big night out last night, and I kipped on my mates sofa. Woke up rough as fuck.

 

weve just been for brekkie at a hipster cafe place in the jewellery quarter in

 

Establishment: Urban Jewellery Quarter, Birmingham.

 

Price: £9.25 plus £3 for coffee.

 

Verdict: just what the doctor ordered. Bloody lovely. Decided not to add black pudding cause I was already spending a tenner on a breakfast and that was an extra £1.25:

 

Fabulous curly sausage, but just standard pork, no Cumberland herby nonsense. Delicious.

 

2 bacon hiding under the sausage. Nicely cooked. A bit strong in their smokiness if I’m being super critical.

 

2 perfectly poached eggs.

 

really nice sourdough toast.

 

tomato was better cooked than it looks.

 

all in all, that’s a bloody strong 9/10 for me.

 

 

Was the bra tasty?

[Bjornebye]

18 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Good man. I'm a right handed forker as well. It's much better. 

Yep same here. if I tried to put food in my mouth with my left hand I'd blind myself with 'cooked smoked bacon'. 

[Tony Moanero]

On 31/08/2019 at 13:42, lifetime fan said:

BLT with sriracha sauce this morning. 

 

 

 

 

[easytoslip]

I can’t see how anyone would pay anything near a tenner for a breakfast , no matter what it was like it wouldn’t be worth that much , unless it had magical properties that is. 

[Bjornebye]

Its getting to the point where I am dreading opening this thread. 

[El Rojo]

On 01/09/2019 at 02:58, polymerpunkah said:

In Las Vegas, needed a spot to watch the unmentionable, so thought I'd have breakfast as well.

 

McMullan's Pub Full Irish:

 

Three eggs

Black and white pudding

One sausage

Bacon

Fried potatoes

One slice of toast

English black tea

 

Cost: 16 USD 

 

It was excellent. Eggs could have used another ten seconds, as could the tomato, but every thing else was perfect.

 

Loses a point for no mushrooms, of course. 

 

Offered beans for an added two bucks--I'm pretty sure the server is forced to ask, as he had a relieved look on his face when I declined. Even he wanted no part of them. And rightly so.

 

Good crowd, btw. All LFC, singing, chanting, boozing like mad at 9 in the morning.

 

 

 

At least you felt ashamed enough to eat it in a dark cellar somewhere.

[El Rojo]

On 31/08/2019 at 10:52, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Fabulous curly sausage

Jesus Christ.

 

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