What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[mgw100]

Toast

[KMD7]

5 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

BLT with sriracha sauce this morning. 

 

 

 

If anything Lifey's cooked it a bit too well there

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I didn't realise they did full English breakfasts for fucking wilderbeasts

 

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

[Bjornebye]

Oh fuck off. 

[KMD7]

6 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Nice combination of canned toms and beans there Dougie. You need a bit of moisture on a brekky

[Tony Moanero]

8 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

 

[lifetime fan]

29 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

I don't see the T

 

 

[Jairzinho]

23 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

[Fugitive]

27 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Hahahaha 

[lifetime fan]

28 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

 

Where did you buy sausages with acne? 

[Bjornebye]

The bit of bacon on the left looks like Godzilla. 

 

Ironic considering even Godzilla wouldn't touch that fucking thing 

[Mook]

21 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

17 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

Where did you buy sausages with acne? 

I think it is vitiligo - the potatoes appear to have it as well.

[TheHowieLama]

24 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

 

Good man - top sarnie there

[Bob]

4 hours ago, KMD7 said:

Coffee with a full English? 

'Gasps'

I really, really needed coffee.

[Strontium]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

I think it is vitiligo - the potatoes appear to have it as well.

 

So it's Michael Jackson's dick, then.

[Elite]

It looks like a painters been sick on his palette.

[TheHowieLama]

Knife on the right , fork on the left -- knife on the right, fork on the left, knife on the right , fork on the left -- OK I got it

[Dougie Do'ins]

20 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Knife on the right , fork on the left -- knife on the right, fork on the left, knife on the right , fork on the left -- OK I got it

I fucking knew someone would pull me up on that. Anyone who subscribes to this upper class cutlery etiquette needs to fuck off.  

[Tony Moanero]

6 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Meeting an old school mate for a pint before I headed back north turned into an unplanned big night out last night, and I kipped on my mates sofa. Woke up rough as fuck.

 

weve just been for brekkie at a hipster cafe place in the jewellery quarter in

 

Establishment: Urban Jewellery Quarter, Birmingham.

 

Price: £9.25 plus £3 for coffee.

 

Verdict: just what the doctor ordered. Bloody lovely. Decided not to add black pudding cause I was already spending a tenner on a breakfast and that was an extra £1.25:

 

Fabulous curly sausage, but just standard pork, no Cumberland herby nonsense. Delicious.

 

2 bacon hiding under the sausage. Nicely cooked. A bit strong in their smokiness if I’m being super critical.

 

2 perfectly poached eggs.

 

really nice sourdough toast.

 

tomato was better cooked than it looks.

 

all in all, that’s a bloody strong 9/10 for me.

 

 

9 out of fucking 10?

 

[Bob]

19 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

9 out of fucking 10?

 

Hungover to shit, then served a breakfast where every ingredient on the plate was Bob on, and I didn’t have to take out a bank loan to pay for it.

 

youre right, it probably deserves more.

 

9.3/10.

 

serious note; the absence of black pudding aside (which could be added at a cost) what on Earth is wrong with it?

 

best I’ve had in a very, very long time.

[cloggypop]

36 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

I fucking knew someone would pull me up on that. Anyone who subscribes to this upper class cutlery etiquette needs to fuck off.  

Good man. I'm a right handed forker as well. It's much better. 

[Tony Moanero]

26 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Hungover to shit, then served a breakfast where every ingredient on the plate was Bob on, and I didn’t have to take out a bank loan to pay for it.

 

youre right, it probably deserves more.

 

9.3/10.

 

serious note; the absence of black pudding aside (which could be added at a cost) what on Earth is wrong with it?

 

best I’ve had in a very, very long time.

I can’t comment on the bacon, but you paid almost a tenner for a jarg Cumberland sausage ring, eggs that look like sheep testicles, a barely cooked tomato, what look like yesterday’s mushrooms reheated, piss poor excuse for toast and no black pudding. 

 

[Duff Man]

Is it even a sausage? Looks more like a fucking pastry.