Bare-faced cheek

[23_Carra_Gold]

And complaining someone has taken a couple of cans home on a forum doesnt?! ha ha

 

You have to look out for oneself old bean

 

I never said I wasn't a tight bastard. We all are. I just don't want to look like one.

 

Complaining on a forum that none of my mates read won't make me look a tight bastard. Hiding my beers from my mates at a party would make me look a tight bastard.

 

These are just the facts.

[WaltonRed]

Ha ha, I wasnt having a go, I was only messing.

 

I hide it with my mates that way we are all tight

[RedinSweden]

Fuck Yeah!

 

Pardon my ignorance....what is Bacon Cheese?

 

I was in Sweden a few years ago, I dont think I encountered it.

 

It is soft cheese in a tube with bacon in it. It is ace.

 

Let it go. Being angry wont bring your bacon cheese back

 

I Montied him. I burnt his house down as a warning.

[RobbieOR]

Or the person who takes home the leftover beer that they brought to the party

(excused if it's an expensive bottle of spirit, of course)

 

Aye, that is tight.

 

 

Hiding it makes you look a tight bastard though

 

Dog eat dog world. Like me you have probobly been at gaf parties where you have seen mates nick drink from you/mates.

[stevebaby]

Whoever invented bacon and cheese in a tube deserves to win a Nobel Prize. That's a work of sheer bowl-splattering genius.

I want some.

[RJ Fan club]

Whoever invented bacon and cheese in a tube deserves to win a Nobel Prize. That's a work of sheer bowl-splattering genius.

I want some.

 

I'd imagine the widely available Primula with Ham would be similar.

[RedinSweden]

I'd imagine the widely available Primula with Ham would be similar.

 

Thats what i was thinking. They do a ham one here. the bacon one is superior. More bacony.

[Karl_b]

I'm going to be controversial and say that if it 'Bacon Cheese' tastes like the Primula ham concoction then it's pretty rank.

[RJ Fan club]

I'm going to be controversial and say that if it 'Bacon Cheese' tastes like the Primula ham concoction then it's pretty rank.

 

No, didn't you hear Jim? its MORE Bacony. Ergo, it is better.

 

I know you wouldn't go there about the primula with shrimp tho'.

[RedinSweden]

I'm going to be controversial and say that if it 'Bacon Cheese' tastes like the Primula ham concoction then it's pretty rank.

 

I have never had that, so i can't pass comment. All i know is the cheese and ham one is OK, but the cheese and bacon one is ace.

[Lurtz]

Global email to our building this morning:

 

Food and Drink Left in Refrigerators

 

I have been made aware this week that refreshments are being taken from refrigerators (and presumably consumed) by staff who have not put them there in the first place – ie stolen. Milk has been a target for some time but now other items are disappearing.

 

This is not on a large scale but please respect the right of your colleagues to leave their own food and drink in the kitchen refrigerators without being concerned that it may not be there when they go back for it.

 

Thanks.

 

I especially like the "ie stolen" part.

 

If I catch anyone eating my pasta salad later I'm going to cunt them in the bastard.

Edited October 8, 2009 by Redder Lurtz

[airbags]

Bacon and cheese coming out of a tube? Am I the only one that thinks that sounds rather disgusting?

[hamstrung]

If I catch anyone eating my pasta salad later I'm going to cunt them in the bastard.

 

You should be praying someone does, if that's your lunch.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

somebody did their shooping at lunch in my work and left it in bags, tied up at the handles in our fridge in work. safe enough, right?

 

well tell that to the person who got a whole cooked chicken stolen on them!!

 

beyond the pale....

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Bacon and cheese coming out of a tube? Am I the only one that thinks that sounds rather disgusting?

 

i wondered what bacon cheese was myself, and then when i saw 'tube' i thought "mmmmmmm.......processed shite"

 

extra mature blocks of cheddar all the way. processed cheese is for yanks and children under 5. 'im a smoker, i need manly cheese'

[Victor Ganges]

From that article.

 

after years of co-workers drinking out of my 2liter bottle of diet pepsi.... I got fed up....

So I took a nice long pee into a half full bottle and put it in the fridge.....

and as you might have figured out ... by the end of the day the bottle was EMPTY.....

The next day I left a note on the fridge door the stated .....The Diet Pepsi Theif was also a piss drinker !

 

No one has touched my diet pepsi since then.

That was over 4 years ago....

 

Pay Back is GREAT !

 

How many pauses are in that? Fuck me it's Andy Parsons.

What if the Diet Pepsi Thief/piss drinker has been topping it up himself for the pass four years though? Long runs the fox an'all that. I'd imagine the Diet Pepsi Purchaser has wonderful skin by now.

[Edward.]

We had this lad in our house at college who used to nick peoples food, well we all did it but he was the worst. So my mate who shit the bed shoved one of this lads frozen sausages up his arse and put it back in the freezer. How we giggled every time he ate sausages wondering if it was the one.