Roxanne Pallett

[TheHowieLama]

No, wrong. 

 

She is watching the game -- he has been tied to the bed since halftime.

[lifetime fan]

Still cant get over the flowers - she must be filth.

[lifetime fan]

Fucking manky toes though!

[Josef Svejk]

Look at the cheap ass flowers she accepts and wants to put out.

 

That’s my type of bird!

Looks like he brought her Miller, too. Or is it Corona? One way or another, classy guy...

[lifetime fan]

Looks like he brought her Miller, too. Or is it Corona? One way or another, classy guy...

 

Corona - keep her away from the Stowford Press.

 

Smart guy.

[Josef Svejk]

Corona - keep her away from the Stowford Press.

 

Smart guy.

She looks like a Magners drinker...

[lifetime fan]

She looks like a Magners drinker...

 

I’d have to take her off his hands for the sake of humanity then.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*i could always turn into a feeder I suppose...

[VladimirIlyich]

I wood(get it?)

[Section_31]

To be fair she does look quite skinny in that pic. Looks much nicer in the vid.

[bigthrusts]

Going in Celebrity Big Brother this Sunday apparently.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Look at the cheap ass flowers she accepts and wants to put out.

 

That’s my type of bird!

And she waits until the fag end of injury time before she even tries to get your attention.

[sir roger]

Read somewhere that she got engaged with some bloke recently after only knowing him a week. Maybe I am being old-fashioned but surely that's a bit hasty.

[Trumo]

Read somewhere that she got engaged with some bloke recently after only knowing him a week. Maybe I am being old-fashioned but surely that's a bit hasty.

 

Celebrities do that sort of thing all the time. Get engaged after a week, get married after a month and get divorced after a day. Stupid people who make a lot of money.

[manwiththestick]

That Jordan bint made a career out of it.

[Aventus]

Celebrities do that sort of thing all the time. Get engaged after a week, get married after a month and get divorced after a day. Stupid people who make a lot of money.

I don't think that was Roxanne, I think that was Chloe Ayling, the model that got kidnapped.

 

They are both going into big brother, so I'm assuming you fell asleep mid-paragraph and got mixed up.

 

Easily done.

[Trumo]

I don't think that was Roxanne, I think that was Chloe Ayling, the model that got kidnapped.

 

They are both going into big brother, so I'm assuming you fell asleep mid-paragraph and got mixed up.

 

Easily done.

 

I didn't say she did. I was replying to sir roger who said he'd heard that, and I just made a generalisation that celebrities often do that sort of thing.

[Aventus]

I didn't say she did. I was replying to sir roger who said he'd heard that, and I just made a generalisation that celebrities often do that sort of thing.

Yeah I quoted the wrong post.

[sir roger]

Yeah I quoted the wrong post.

 

Nah it was definitely the lovely Roxanne , Aventus, not sure how to post newspaper stuff but the first load of articles on her google all reference it.

[Aventus]

Nah it was definitely the lovely Roxanne , Aventus, not sure how to post newspaper stuff but the first load of articles on her google all reference it.

Oh right, maybe I'm the one who fell asleep mid-paragraph and got confused then.

 

Reading about Big brother is quite boring so I'm not surprised.

[lifetime fan]

And she waits until the fag end of injury time before she even tries to get your attention.

 

I’ve had a few quickies during half time.

 

“I need a piss though babe and you’ll have to get me a drink ready for the second half”.

 

Had a piss, shag, started next drink and I hadn’t even missed all the ads.

[Bjornebye]

Turns out she is a proper thundercunt

[Numero Veinticinco]

Turns out she is a proper thundercunt

Makes me want her even more.

[manwiththestick]

Read earlier about what happened on the show and it seems like she's desperate to cling onto any kind of publicity by accusing the other guy of punching her. Not seen it but suggestions that it was nothing more than playful.

[Charles Penrose]

Read earlier about what happened on the show and it seems like she's desperate to cling onto any kind of publicity by accusing the other guy of punching her. Not seen it but suggestions that it was nothing more than playful.

I’ve seen it and it’s absolutely ridiculous. Impossible to escape on twitter at the moment. He’s obviously joking, barely touches her and then she starts clinging her right side when he was stood on her left side. What s fucking twat. She literally united the Internet against her.

[KMD7]

She's a dangerous lady. The lad barely touched her and she's crying assault.

 

Would still hit it like the fist of an Angry God though