Man Utd Vs Villa

[goatboy59]

They'll be without this man, he'll be tucked up in bed reading by the looks of it.

 

Photoshop motherlode, shurely?

[hamstrung]

Ye Gads! His face is scary.

[Judge]

Villa is one of the few teams that has enough quality to hurt United hard. They have had a bad spell, but that has to end at some point. I actually think they will beat ManU today.

 

From being totally disillusionised and football-depressed a month ago I now believe that we can pull it off this year. The signs are clear.

 

Believe.

[Antynwa]

I make a rule for not watching Man United games, but today I will.

[Thants]

Photoshop motherlode, shurely?

 

Nope

Books left on the shelf: A fifth of pupils only read blogs and magazines | Mail Online

 

Wayne Rooney named Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone as his favourite book

 

Liverpool's Jamie Carragher chose War Horse by Michael Morpurgo, Portsmouth goalkeeper David James went for baseball novel Moneyball by Michael Lewis, while West Ham keeper Rob Green picked Homer's Iliad.

[chris71]

They'll be without this man, he'll be tucked up in bed reading by the looks of it.

 

Colleen must definitely have her face pressed in the pillow to let that handsome fucker plant his seed. :eek:

[hamstrung]

Rob Green has read the Iliad?

 

My arse, he has.

[coop]

Sorry guys Villa have no chance and you are all clutching at straws.

 

An easy 5-0 victory for Man United await.

[hamstrung]

Good work Coop.

[Salou]

Coop is back to work.

[chris71]

No way am I watching today's game. That will jinx it for sure. Take the kids swimming and hopefully come home to a nice result.

[Anubis]

Dave should Photoshop this issue of TLW in his hands, and put it on the cover of the next mag....

[MLB]

Dave should Photoshop this issue of TLW in his hands, and put it on the cover of the next mag....

 

 

That would be class. Only trouble is his ugly kite would probably cause sales to drop by about 90%

[chris71]

Something all of us would love to do:yes:

[Sweeney287]

A little pessimistic there Coop?

[ratcatcher]

Villa will be smarting after losing 5-0 last game. O'Neill will demand a reaction, Gareth Barry will be wanting to endear himself to us ahead of next season, the mancs have loads of players missing and will be edgy.

 

Villa to get at least a draw, and a frustrated Ronaldo to get sent off. You heard it here first.

 

 

Hmmm. Not certain about 'at least a draw' Dave. Hopefully they will get a draw but I really cant see Villa winning for the first time in 20 years.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

i know villas record is pretty abysmal against the mancs but if they ever had a chance its now. motivation to win to fight for a CL place, united have key players suspended, united low on confidence, and feeling the pressure after us going top. £10 on villa to win (7-1). going to my local to watch the match with about 15 utd fans. if villa win it would be awesome. especially after enduring 92 minutes of abuse from said united fans yesterday, until yossi but the smuggest fuking grin you have ever seen on my face, while all my utd fan mates mumbled "fucking lucky!! thats all!!"

[Unrighteous]

I promise to not call Mongy O'Neil anything negative if he can take points away from United, today.

 

I will even say 'good work' if he can pick up a win.

[coop]

I promise to not call Mongy O'Neil anything negative if he can take points away from United, today.

 

I will even say 'good work' if he can pick up a win.

 

Theres no chance mate im afraid.

[dennis tooth]

Usain Bolt, however, was less circumspect, branding Ronaldo a "wuss". The double Olympic sprint champion is due to give United a training session on 16 May before their penultimate game of the season against Arsenal. "The first thing I'm going to tell him: stop acting like a wuss," he said. "Seriously, because the fact why his game is kind of down right now is because these guys are picking on him because he's so soft. No one in football will try it with Rooney. Ronaldo's got to be a little like Rooney, he's got to be aggressive, then these guys will stop picking on him. If Ronaldo's aggressive back to these guys, and gets a few red cards, people will stop picking on him."

 

Haha come on Ronaldo you can do it. Get a red card.

[Jonte]

He's bigger than me and you,

John Careeew, Careew

[NIred1]

This is one match I'll be in the O'Neill corner, however I'll be that disloyal wee shit who spits on his seat and gives him the wanker sign behind his back. C'mon Martin you big eye-browed cunt!

[Torvald Utne]

Villa will be smarting after losing 5-0 last game. O'Neill will demand a reaction, Gareth Barry will be wanting to endear himself to us ahead of next season, the mancs have loads of players missing and will be edgy.

 

Villa to get at least a draw, and a frustrated Ronaldo to get sent off. You heard it here first.

 

I feel like you just told me bruce willis was a ghost, no point watching it now.

[Unrighteous]

Usher, I have a pint with your name on it if the ladyboy sees red.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Theres no chance mate im afraid.

 

There is no such thing as no chance. There is ALWAYS a chance, no matter how small.