Mates Missus

[Section_31]

Fuck, how do you pick up that much red in only eight posts?

[mighty reds]

I no!! new too this forum thing and said 1 bad word in the bad taste joke section!!!

 

Went down hill rapidly!!!

 

How many years will it take me too go green again!!!!

[Fugitive]

I no!! new too this forum thing and said 1 bad word in the bad taste joke section!!!

 

Went down hill rapidly!!!

 

How many years will it take me too go green again!!!!

 

Was going to rep you then as a good will gesture but it seems I have negged you recently.

[mighty reds]

Ha no worries just getting use too the site, and what you can say or do!!!

 

Am learning fast !!!

[odris]

Repped because you have donated, well in lad.

[mighty reds]

Nice 1 odris, cheers fella.

[Remmie]

Fucks sake you bunch of jackals, have you NEVER ever been tempted by someone you know is out of bounds? I know I have.

 

Just be a good guy like you sound like you are. She is going to be even sexier than she'd normally be as well because she is out of bounds, so just bum her sister or something.

[RobbieOR]

Did you break up with your bird francie? Do what the lads are saying and just leave her alone.

[23_Carra_Gold]

Did Francie make a thread the other day about doing well in an exam so some bird would give him head?

 

If so I fear he needs sex, and now.

[ReddOrDedd]

I really fancy my mates missus, think the feeling is mutual also.

I really do not want to act on it though as it would only end up with every one getting fucked over but its hard to resist some times.

 

Advice needed.

 

 

 

I did it once. He wasn't in my closest circle of friends, and for a long, long time I thought I'd got away with it, but she decided to confess all prior to them getting married.

 

Long story short, I don't see them, or any of the other mates who are more closely associated with them than are with me.

 

It was a very drunken, and stupid, thing, which I regret massively, as I told him when he turned up at a barbie last year, where I had also had a few too many rum and Cokes. To his credit he didn't lamp me - saying something about "it takes two..." (which is true - and after all, he married her), but let's just say that he made it pretty clear we were no longer friends.

 

Bottom line: Do NOT bother. It will cause you untold grief. People WILL find out. And there is so much fanny out there that rubbing your mate's rhubarb is just a foolish mistake. Trust me, I've been there, done it, and seen the fallout.

[WaltonRed]

I did it once. He wasn't in my closest circle of friends, and for a long, long time I thought I'd got away with it, but she decided to confess all prior to them getting married.

 

Long story short, I don't see them, or any of the other mates who are more closely associated with them than are with me.

 

It was a very drunken, and stupid, thing, which I regret massively, as I told him when he turned up at a barbie last year, where I had also had a few too many rum and Cokes. To his credit he didn't lamp me - saying something about "it takes two..." (which is true - and after all, he married her), but let's just say that he made it pretty clear we were no longer friends.

 

Bottom line: Do NOT bother. It will cause you untold grief. People WILL find out. And there is so much fanny out there that rubbing your mate's rhubarb is just a foolish mistake. Trust me, I've been there, done it, and seen the fallout.

 

Was she any good though?

[Anubis]

I have to see this girl every day and we would talk regularly whats best way to avoid doing something stupid that will fuck things up.

Easy enough. Next time you see her just comment that what she's wearing makes her look fat. She'll scowl at you for the rest of your life.

[The Special One]

[Remmie]

Impress everyone and get a sexual release by going for a nice runwank.

[Medazza]

I lived in a house with 2 lads who were best mates and one had a fit bird who at one point was shagging the two of them. He was a cunt and you would be too

 

so you weren't getting any of the action then?:whistle:

[JohnnyH]

You have never fancied a mates missus.

because thats all i am guilty of.

 

No it's not. You asked for advice so you were obviously thinking about banging her. Unbelievably shite thing to do to a mate, even if not a best friend, so thank fuck you're not doing it.

 

Who knows, maybe soon they'll break up (if her head is been turned then this wont be long away) and then a few months after that you could ask the mate if he minded if you asked her out. If it wasn't a serious relationship then he wont care (some of my mates are married to ex-birds of other mates with no issues whatsoever).

[Ezekiel 25:17]

You can't help the way you feel, if you don't do anything about it though, what are you actually guilty of, wanking over your mates bird, hardly a crime. Just don't get pissed around her, there's a hangover you definitely do not want. If you do something and your mate finds out, all your closer mates will aswell, and you think they will ever be comfortable with you being around the birds again ?? not a chance. Whether they say it or not you will lose the trust of all your mates if you put your finger in her anus. The shit will hit your finger and the the fan, man that's a lot of shit, do you think you could handle that much shit ???? every time you enter the pub they will mutter "here comes shit finger" you will be like that smelly kid in class anyway Ive losy my way a bit here, I think I had a point earlier in the post but I'm not sure where I'm going with this now.

Edited March 31, 2009 by Ezekiel 25:17

[Karl_b]

Fuge - can I have the powers of the neg bomb passed over to me when you you pass over to the other side?

[Karl_b]

Also, Noos will want to know who's having your George Foreman grill?

[Unrighteous]

Pussy can do strange things to a man's brain, but don't fuck over your mates for a quick piece.

 

(Err... in this situation - feel free to cancel long standing plans, disappear randomly, etc. for pussy)

[Hand Shandy]

What's the rule on missus' mates?

 

Have to admit that, in my youth, I had a dalliance with one of my then girlfriends best friends...

 

It did not go down well.

 

She was a tidy piece mind.

[Unrighteous]

Seriously, if you are going to mess around on your Mrs... Wouldn't you want to pick someone that she'll never fucking meet? Not someone who she'll actually bring around your house?

 

Mrs' mate will fucking tell on you.

[Newport]

 

YouTube - How I Met Your Mother - "The Bro Code" by Barney Stinson with Matt Kuhn (intro only)

[Hand Shandy]

Oh yeah, I know all that. However, I was a 17-year-old bucket of horn and she clearly wanted me.

 

It would have been rude not too.

 

Mind, the fallout was quite entertaining. I got canned, which wasn't a huge issue as things had pretty much run their natural course, but watching the bitch-fest which commenced between the two of them and their associated friends provided much amusement for me and my mates!

[rb14]

If you steel your mate's bird you deserve locking in a cell with Simon Adebisi.

Phwooooarrr.