I am man: hear me roar!!!

[kopitegaz]

That's grannies work there. Yesterday I dug out 2 big tree roots. I thought I was going to die by the time I'd finished. Tomorrow I've got to move 2 tonnes of topsoil, right after I've fought (and beat) a grizzly bear.

 

Can't you befriend the bear and get him to help you with the topsoil?

[Nick Leeson]

Soil's been there 2 days already. Gypsies have parked a caravan on it now. I'm going round tomorrow to move the said tinkers on (Sorry Cain, you can't leave that there) and heave the soil in to the garden.

[She Knows It]

Soil's been there 2 days already. Gypsies have parked a caravan on it now. I'm going round tomorrow to move the said tinkers on (Sorry Cain, you can't leave that there) and heave the soil in to the garden.

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The last 2 times you've been round you've been going to put the blind up in the kitchen, yet it's still in the box. You know damn well you'll come over, eat your roast, look out the window and say it looks like rain, park your arse and watch the match, and promise to move it next time you're over.

[Nick Leeson]

You're not MY Mother!

[Lucky Pierre]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The last 2 times you've been round you've been going to put the blind up in the kitchen, yet it's still in the box. You know damn well you'll come over, eat your roast, look out the window and say it looks like rain, park your arse and watch the match, and promise to move it next time you're over.

Can I have some roast?

[She Knows It]

Can I have some roast?

 

There's lamb for anyone that'll shift soil. I could rig up a chain-gang of GF miscreants in return for sunday lunch.

[Lucky Pierre]

Not keen on Lamb. I'll do myself some chicke instead. I'll join the GF eound at yours for dessert though!

[Nick Leeson]

You wouldnt want one of her desserts. It'll be some fruit based pile of shit.

[Lucky Pierre]

I had a carton of pure orange juice tonight and I'm predicting a fruit based pile of shit in the morning.

[She Knows It]

Big up the Leeson, who did come over today and shift 2 whole tonnes of topsoil for me. He didn't even moan about his back, and I'm sure I saw the rudimentary formings of a couple of biceps by the time he'd finished. I'm very, very grateful.

[Karl_b]

I'd neg him if I could.

[Section_31]

I've just eaten a raisin and biscuit Yorkie. Not only that, but I bought it from a 24 hour garage by ours, the regular denizens of which resemble extras from Escape from New York.

[Dougie Do'ins]

I cycled twenty five miles.

[Stouffer]

Been up a ladder all afternoon cleaning out the gutters.

 

Tantastic.

[odris]

I cleaned out my room because my mum told me to. I am man, hear me roar. meow.

[Nick Leeson]

I had my top off in the garden today while i was ripping up turf and moving that two tonnes of soil again. Then I used a real wheel barrow, not a playskool one, to move a lot of rubble, old broken flag stones and the aforementioned ripped up turf. It was a diet-code break I tell yer.

[Carradona]

We have a flat inspection tomorrow.

 

I scrubbed the hob and mopped the floor because I know my lazy cunt of a flatmate won't do it (and the other 3 are all away home).

[Nick Leeson]

It's not "I am Nan, hear me roar" you crazy tinker.

[Carradona]

A lot of work had to go into cleaning that hob. Only a man could have done it!

[Stouffer]

[stringvest]

It's not "I am Nan, hear me roar" you crazy tinker.

 

chortlesome

[She Knows It]

I just fixed the washing machine. I am now playing with my huge cock and hogging the remote while feeling very smug and testosteroney.

[Carradona]

Where's Leeson these days?

 

Is he ok?

[Stouffer]

I just fixed the washing machine. I am now playing with my huge cock and hogging the remote while feeling very smug and testosteroney.

 

Was it plugged in?

[She Knows It]

Where's Leeson these days?

 

Is he ok?

 

He's fine I think, just practising his intermittent Lord Lucan impression.