scoucers funnier than geordies?

[Randy Marsh]

Best shag I ever had was with a Geordie bird.

 

About 5 hours worth of just about anything you can think of and plenty of stuff that you can't.

 

I like Geordies.

 

I must say, ive always wanted to bag myself a geordie bird. Definately one thats on the list.

Personally dont have a problem with geordies or north east folk in the main. They are usually sound in my experience. I think they just become whoppers when they put on their Newcastle shirt. Outside the shirt i find them ok.

[Karl_b]

There's only one way to settle this; a Geordie/Scouse joke off. We need team members:

 

Scousers - I imagine there's one or two on here.

 

Geordies - TK, Stouff?

[aws]

Best shag I ever had was with a Geordie bird.

 

About 5 hours worth of just about anything you can think of and plenty of stuff that you can't.

 

I like Geordies.

 

so the missus has stopped logging on here now?

[Tom R]

I was walking past a grave yard on my way to work this morning and I saw a guy crouching by a gravestone.

I said, "morning!"

He said, "No mate, I'm just taking a shit".

[Tom R]

so the missus has stopped logging on here now?

 

haha. This was 10 years ago.

 

She knows what a goddam sex machine I was/am.

 

That's what she loves about me.

[Bourbon]

They probably know how to post a picture on a forum, though.

 

Beautiful.

 

Cob on, sweetheart?

[Guest TK-421]

Cob on, sweetheart?

 

Geordie, darling.

[WaltonRed]

Geordies are ace, its when they talk football that they let themselves down.

 

The missus is one, my ex was one and I've got a few geordie mates who when you go out with you are guarenteed a class time.

 

The City is nice too.

 

Are they funnier? Nope.

[windass]

I must say, ive always wanted to bag myself a geordie bird. Definately one thats on the list.

Personally dont have a problem with geordies or north east folk in the main. They are usually sound in my experience. I think they just become whoppers when they put on their Newcastle shirt. Outside the shirt i find them ok.

 

they like ganning down the toon and having a reet good laugh. :drool:

[Guest TK-421]

Gannin' doon the Toon.

[windass]

I was walking past a grave yard on my way to work this morning and I saw a guy crouching by a gravestone.

I said, "morning!"

He said, "No mate, I'm just taking a shit".

 

sledge is...a bloke constantly pulled by dogs in bigg market.(newcastle) ;)

[Bourbon]

Geordie, darling.

 

Ah, fair play.

 

I applaud your wisdom in not supporting those utter helmets.

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

Geordies are about as funny as cancer of the cock, same as some Jocks, they are a parody of what they are told to be, not what they actually are, it's like the Scouser in London who's trying to hard to fit in and playing up to the "loveable scally" tag making jokes about hubcaps and the like.

 

Geordie birds though, are fucking marvellous, well the ones with more than 4 teeth in thier head are anyway.

[windass]

Geordies are about as funny as cancer of the cock, same as some Jocks, they are a parody of what they are told to be, not what they actually are, it's like the Scouser in London who's trying to hard to fit in and playing up to the "loveable scally" tag making jokes about hubcaps and the like.

 

Geordie birds though, are fucking marvellous, well the ones with more than 4 teeth in thier head are anyway.

 

i dont like newcastle birds much. i prefer bradford lasses. good fun.

[Guest TK-421]

Ah, fair play.

 

I applaud your wisdom in not supporting those utter helmets.

 

Ta.

[Stouffer]

I do like the odd bottle of brown.

 

Really tho', I am not a Geordie.