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mine are...paper cuts weeds in the garden people who cant meet decent tea people texting on mobile phones when your in conversation with them wots yours? :wallbutt:

Anyone see them in concert,in Rome on BBC4 tv last night. You forget how good they were .

what with mugabe and will smith saying..mandela is gods father! yeah yeah!:monkeymad:

whats your whiff? I use linx,Africa(joke) :P Ive always liked Aramis.My brothers bird used to work in Harrods.Got loads of little bottles for nowt.

Had your tea/dinner yet? what did you make tonight. :yes:

would you be any good on this quiz programme? :no:yes:

I havent. Im too lazy and selfish! :monkeywink:

why do tenants put them up at least 4 weeks prior to xmas? they have no taste in decorations at all. its all about attention seeking, outdoing each other. Dean

saw my mate today carrying a black sack with a portable tv. i said "where did you get that from"? he said "i nicked it in the doorway of a charity shop overnight" nice guy :laugh:

got a text from my daughter whos staying at the adelphi hotel. she said theres some fucking weirdos in liverpool ;)

id like to drown Jordan in a really deep bath full of piss. :yes:

Saw a short arsed scrotum chucking a cola bottle in the street the other day! I said pick it up you little bastard. i watched him walk all the way to the litter bin with it. made my day. ;)

Colin Todds doing a good job eh! :whistle:

:yes:i go on the forums. good laugh!

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weve got a coloured man who sings out of tune and strums a guitar out of tune. :thumbsup:

ever sat in the front row at the cinema to watch a film? :wow:

saw it in the toon today. £35! bloody cheek. ;)

fucking hell :wallbutt:

:yes:

its ok melon.

i say Andy Cole who played at Bristol City,Newcastle. which other club? :wallbutt:

its pissing down in Newcastle. ;)

how about scouse missionary :whatever:

what would you do if the Newcastle chaiman took over at Liverpool? :drool: