The Official Biggest Cunt On Radio 1 Poll

[CharleyKnight]

Here is a thread to consolidate all your views and determine who is the biggest cunt on radio 1. Now I personally don't particularly mind Radio 1, it beats local radio with adverts for compensation companies every 5 minutes. However their playlist is very hypocritical and there are some better whoppers working there. So who get's your vote and why?

[CharleyKnight]

My vote goes to Chappers and Dave. Not so much Dave, he seems ok, but Chappers is one of the biggest cunts to walk the Earth. I actually hate this manc cum stain. Honorary shouts also go to Nick Grimshaw with his blatantly exagerrated Northern accent and that shit stabbing cunt Mills.

[Lurtz]

Nice one Charley. A proper poll including the one proper option: Moylescunt.

[Thants]

I havent heard of a lot of them. Why is Steve Lamacq on it? He doesnt even come near the definition of it.

[dirty_sanchez]

Bowman, the saggy faced meff.

 

Dick and Dom play good music.

[bigredruss]

i hate that fat prat, used to be funny on drive

[melons]

Grimshaw is on on a sunday night, just taken over ?annie macs show at 7pm? Nihall's alright, jsut too fookin early to get up to of a weekend...

 

westwood.... just knowing his show is about to start make you turn the radio off....

[Mendoza]

Moyles or Westwood, now thats a tough one. I'll go for Moyles simply because Westwood is such a cunt he can be unintentionally hilarious, where as Moyles is just a fat gobshite cunt.

[RJ Fan club]

Christ, I never knew the line up was that bad. I knew there were quite a few cunts on R1, but that list has many more than I expected.

 

Top of the list is still that fat twat Moyles.

[BRANDS]

so tough - i plumped for moyles, though he was closley run by whiley, dick & dick, bowman and fearne & reggie whose recepie for sucess is being over excited and buzzing off a new entry at number 34

[Lurtz]

Good to see moyles leading the way. I love it when I'm right. Which it a lot of the time to be fair.

 

Charley, can we arrange to have this poll sent to Radio 1 please after it has run its course?

[cochyn]

Moyles by a country mile for me. When he karks, he'll be pickled and preserved for all future generations as the epitome of spud-faced cuntness.

[Remmie]

This is why this poll is wrong and the previous Radio one poll is correct.

 

You mean you'd rather listen to slack-jawed, dribble-chinned, slurring, degenerate, Boltonite, mouth-aids Sara Cox rather then Chris Moyles?

 

I hate you guys.

[drewy]

Bowman or Cox? It was a tough one but I think I'd gain more pleasure from watching Cox's head pop like a grape when I twat her with a paving slab.

[CharleyKnight]

I havent heard of a lot of them. Why is Steve Lamacq on it? He doesnt even come near the definition of it.

 

I know he doesn't mate, he's a legend however in the interests of fairness I had to add the majority of Dick Jockeys, sorry Disc Jockeys, on Radio 1.

 

Good to see moyles leading the way. I love it when I'm right. Which it a lot of the time to be fair.

 

Charley, can we arrange to have this poll sent to Radio 1 please after it has run its course?

 

Don't you worry, I'm on it. Let's get a few more results rolling in and I'll get it emailed off to them.

[TonyTNT]

Moyles, then Cox..... He' just fucking loves the sound of his own voice. Call me old fashioned but I want songs and music on my way to work.... not some fat cunt talking about how great he is. Sadly I can not find a radio station that suits my needs;..

[RedKnight]

Where's the Charley Knight option?

[Fugitive]

It's got to be Tim fucking Westwood.

 

The 50 year old son of a Bishop who attended a posh school adn came from a comfortable upbringing trying to act like a Gangster is about as big a cunt you can find. A Gangster who is openly anti-drink and drugs, a gangster who uses the phrase "strap it up before you slap it up - use a latex if possible" because he is a big promoter of safe sex, a 50 year old who says "Bow down and kiss the ring... and I don't wear any jewellery" and "awwww pickaaaz". A man who claims to have been the victim of a drive-by that involved a pellet gun and is the reason Ali G was invented.

 

How can it not be Tim Westwood?

[Ian Sea]

Is Vernon Kay still on Radio One at weekends? If so, he gets my vote. I fucking hate the lanky twat, and his geeky bird as well. Cunts.

[Strontium]

How can it not be Tim Westwood?

 

His saving grace is that he is utterly hilarious (albeit unintentionally).

 

Contrast with that oxygen thief Moyles who tries to be amusing, but is about as funny as AIDS.

[Paul]

Comic figure though he is, I don't see how anyone could hate Westwood. He is completely commited to the music. Even if you fucking hate hip hop, surely he deserves more respect than the gimps who are on there simply because they've cultivated a "wacky" radio persona?

[Jorge Borge]

Bowman - cardboard, personality deficient, manc loving foo is the worst of a very bad bunch. Radio 1 officially ceased to exist the moment they claimed they were bigger than The Beatles. A station way too far up the very arse it speaks from.

[stmichael]

stopped listening to the station as soon as mark and lard left

[Anubis]

I never listen to Radio 1, but having seen Moyles on tv I'll plump for him being twatted with a baseball bat. Preferably with me holding it.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Is Simon Bates still on Radio 1? If so, then he wins, this year, next year and every year that he is still alive. Unadulterated cuntistry of the highest order.