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Today I am a lawyer

Roast Beef

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Now now RiS, lets not be too hasty. What sort of lawyer are you now beefy?

 

(If the answer is ambulance chaser, then Smithers, release the hounds...)

 

A budding international lawyer, but you know, that could change, what with the hookers and cash.

 

Reminds me of the simpsons (as always).

 

"How do you sleep at night?"

"On top of a pile of money with many beautiful women"

"Just asking"

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A budding international lawyer, but you know, that could change, what with the hookers and cash.

 

Public international law I presume? You know your Chapter 6 from your Chapter 7 (even though that apparently makes you a baby-munching cabalist ;)). Do you have a particular specialist area?

 

Congratulations by the way.

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Public international law I presume? You know your Chapter 6 from your Chapter 7 (even though that apparently makes you a baby-munching cabalist ;)). Do you have a particular specialist area?

 

Congratulations by the way.

 

No specialty yet, but yeah, peace and security and dispute settlement and all that jazz. Particularly interested in the potential use of Private Military Contractor's in UN peace keeping operations (in very limited circumstances). Didn't realize there were so many lawyers on here. Do we have a secret handshake and/or decoder ring?

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hutz_pointing.gif

 

Judge: Mr. Beef, are you aware you're not wearing any pants?

Roast Beef: Uh, your Honor, can I call for one of those bad trial thingys?

Judge: You mean a mistrial?

Roast Beef: Yeah ... that's why you're the judge, and I am the law ... talkin' ... guy.

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Nice one pal well done! I once considered it until i met a careers advisor and she asked me if i was organised, i shrugged my shoulders and asked her to repeat the question and she said 'If you don't send your letters on time people will go to prison' so I did an IT degree instead!

 

Hope you go into something worthwhile and not some 'slips or falls' style shite.

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