Uncle Junior

This was a fuckin great speech.... pA5DKX_IUPg

What the fuck is 'init'? Are you a fuckin moron? Who is this fuckin guy?

This guy is like the fuckin mob boss of the animal world. He don't't need to move fast, because he don't gotta move for anybody. He'll just get one of his soldiers to clip that duck billed son of a bitch while he sits there being blown by a female of his species and chomps on the finest cigars.

Ho! Who's the fuckin wiseguy with the fuckin tag? That fat fuck nephew of mine's gotta lot to answer for with that big fuckin mouth of his. He's a depression case that one you know.

Relax Johnny boy, I didn't mean no disrespect.

Can you believe this prick? Put him on ignore he says. Give him negative feedback he says. What the fuck is this, kindergarten? Too scared to stand alone he says. I'm Corrado fuckin Soprano you dickless piece of shit. You fuck with me, you get hurt. A word to the wise my friend, shut the fuck up, or you'll end up like this asshole.... [YOUTUBE]ZB6AqFm-nIw[/YOUTUBE]

Hey my little eskimo friend, I've missed you. There's still life in this old dog yet, my friend. As for this red spartan asshole, I can see how the 300 held out for so long. If they're all like this cocksucker all they'd have to do was start yappin and the enemy would all be asleep in no fuckin time. Talk about fuckin dull, jesus fuckin christ. If he was a color, he'd be fuckin beige.

Who is this red spartan prick? I go away for a while and when I come back the place has been over run with drooling fuckin idiots. There's more in here than in that fuckin nuthouse I've been cooped up in. Seems to me this Red Spartan asshole is a little uptight, he needs to go and do some 'mass debating'. Hehe, you see what I did there? Mass debating - Masterbating. Hehe

Hehehe I hear ya my friend. Your wit is wasted on most of these assholes.

It looks like he's got a pussy on his face. Would never happen in my world, a wiseguy has gotta be clean shaven.

This joint has been deader than Johnny Sac, but business just picked up a little coz I'm back. Whatever happened to frogboy, did he open his mouth one too many times and get clipped? And where's my little eskimo friend Milan? Is that sick fuck who jerks off thinkin about fuckin robots still around?

He's a fuckin fugaze.

You tryin to be a wiseguy there my friend? Wassamattawityou, you baby eatin sick fuck.

Oh yeah, Stouffer, that thing we talked about, it's been taken care of. Remember, you owe me a favour.

Hey there he is! Robot Boy. So, you fucked any hot washin machines lately? Hehe you see what I did there? You got a thing for electrical appliances, so I made a joke about you fuckin washin machines. Hehe, I'm a funny guy.

Consider it taken care of. Let's just say you owe me a favour. I'll let you know when the time comes when I wish to collect.

Anything is possible, if you know the right people. I know a guy who may be able to help you out. I gotta get my slice though, as an introductory fee so to speak. I'm a reasonable man, but I gotta earn, wet my beak a little. So whaddaya say kid, do we got a deal?

Nobody is runnin numbers on my turf unless I get a taste. I'm a reasonable man... I ain't greedy... I just wanna wet my beak a little, that's all.

Oh Madonn! Robot boy is a lawyer? You gotta be kiddin me, that sick fuck could end up defendin me one day? Get the fuck outta here, I'd be sat in the courtroom waiting for him to deliver his closing statement, and he'd be sat there with a hard on daydreamin he is Buck Rodgers, gettin ass fucked by tweekie. Biddy biddy biddy, oh yeah Buck, who's yer daddy? Biddy biddy biddy biddy. I feel sorry for the poor fuck that gets him as a lawyer, ain't no way they're beatin that case. Sick asshole.

Why the fuck you think I hang around here, asshole? For the fuckin monkey talk? Please. You never know when you're gonna need a good lawyer.

So fuckin what, it don't matter if you got a hundred fuckin degrees. You're still Australian so don't be thinkin you're too fuckin good to collect glasses and wipe down tables. Fuckin boomerang throwin asshole.

James Bond? How fuckin old are you, eight?

You'll feel my fuckin gucci loafer in your fuckin mouth if you don't quit bein a wise ass.

Ya see, this is exactly what I'm fuckin talking about. Who is this asshole? Joe Strummer? What the hell kinda name is that? You sound like a fuckin comic book detective. What are you, some fuckin Dick Tracy wannabe? I go away on business for a little while, and everything changes. Where's that sick fuck with the robot fetish? He was an ok guy, I could bust his balls and he wouldn't get all fuckin touchy. And what about the asshole from Greenland, 08Florence or somethin, I kinda liked that little prick too. This place is full of degenerate fucks who know nothin about respect. This Remmie asshole doesn't run a tight ship, I think he may have to be removed.

You ask a lot of questions, what are you a fuckin fed? Right now you're the only person breakin my balls, so quit with the fuckin questions, asshole. If I want you to know somethin, I'll fuckin tell you.